Are there any good scripts and scripts that are funny and suitable for middle school students?

Campus drama script "Between Friendship"

Act I Valentine's Day

Bull: Hey, it looks really painful. What radio station is it? It's hard to be in a bad mood when reading.

Penny: Hey, aren't our sisters studying hard every year today? No wonder you're not excited. I know you are unbalanced.

Bull: What? I do this every day.

Penny: Forget it. Don’t give me a song and dance! All the same. Valentine's Day is a sad holiday. You have a boyfriend, but a beautiful woman who is loved by the world like me is also happy and unfortunate.

Bull: Come on, you are disgusting and unlucky. I think you are a hundred years old.

Penny: That's all right. It's all the same anyway. You will be happy if you have a boyfriend. My requirements are not high. Only a little better than Andy Lau, so you deserve me. Oh, Jing, what do you say?

Jing: Ah, let me finish this problem first.

Niu and Penny: You beat me.

Madam: Boss, wait, wait, wait. Listen to me. I really didn't mean to.

Beauty: The smelly boy dared to hit me, and I was scolded by the professor.

Wife: I really have no time to write. Who would have thought that the article I downloaded blindly was published by your stupid professor?

Beauty: Yes, who would have thought? Who would have thought that you would have a chance to see the sun tomorrow and wait to pray for tomorrow with the Iraqi people?

Wife: Boss, I was wrong. I won't do it again. A Niu, help me. People will die.

Beauty: Do you want to have a next time?

RMB: Ah, what has fallen again? Throw it out quickly. I've lost a lot. I can't afford to lose this time Really, why are you all here?

Penny: I'm studying for myself. I'm not as clever as you.

Rmb: Not handsome, but I am rich today. I hope every day is Valentine's Day, so I have the confidence to surpass Bill Gates in 20 years. Oh, by the way, here you are.

Penny: Oh, it's for me. No What are your attempts to chase me? This lady is not so easy to take the bait.

Rmb: one dollar.

Penny: What's a dollar for?

RMB: Please treat me as a philanthropist. This is the last rose I sold. I charge you a dollar for my classmates.

Penny: You, you fuck your roses.

RMB: Why throw it away if you don't pull it down? Fortunately, I didn't break it, otherwise I would have to pay for it.

A Niu: You are too stingy with RMB. Is it not just a rose?

Penny: Yes, isn't it just a rose?

A Niu: Give it to Penny and let her receive roses on Valentine's Day.

Penny: Fuck you. Who cares?

RMB: Hey, isn't this A Niu? What are you doing here?

A Niu: Ah, what's the matter? I can't.

RMB: Of course not. Where's brother cucumber? Don't you have any programs today?

A Niu: Cucumber and I are today.

RMB: Today is your holiday Valentine's Day.

A Niu: Who says he and I are?

Rmb: alas, the facts are in front of us and we still don't admit that the eyes of the masses are discerning.

A Niu: I really do.

RMB: By the way, you may earn two dollars and three cents by selling this rose to cucumbers.

A Niu: How did this happen to him and me?

RMB: Hello, what's the current exchange rate? 8.3 1.

A Niu: I really don't understand why the RMB thinks so.

Penny: No wonder you two are always in pairs. Idiot thinks so, too

A Niu: Cut in pairs. Only an idiot would think that.

Penny: Look, the cucumber is here.

Cucumber: Hey, I'm exhausted.

Penny: Cucumber, what are you doing with this big box and small box?

Cucumber: I don't want to, but what can I do if I was born this way?

A Niu: Why? Who gave you chocolate?

Cucumber: I can't hide anything from my little sister.

Penny: What, who did you hook up with again?

A Niu: Maybe it's an aunt in the supermarket.

Cucumber: What are you talking about? Do you think this looks like a gift from a girl?

Or a boy gave it to me.

Cucumber: I didn't mean to play. Just because I'm a handsome, handsome, generous and attractive guy, I've been given this by women all day. Do not accept. People are still crying to death to show me. I can't help it I really don't understand those little girls.

Penny: Wow, didn't you make a fortune today?

Cucumber: Needless to say, it depends on the price of chocolate. The lowest price is three figures. As for the tens of dollars of chocolate, I took it without looking and threw it into the trash can. I don't know how many girls cried today. What's this called? It's called style. Have a good trip. Hey, Belle has face.

A Niu: Ah, cucumber, here he comes. Oh, I see. Yes, it's enough to take these with you all the way. Someone called me for you just now. You are still a woman.

Cucumber: Look at this. This is a fact. Call my cell phone. I'm sorry to call your cell phone. How can there be shy girls?

A Niu: Then think about why she didn't call your cell phone.

Cucumber: Hey, is the little girl always a little shy? I don't even know. Where's my cell phone? Where's my cell phone?

A Niu: Just now, that shy girl said that you left your mobile phone on the counter when you bought chocolate in the supermarket.

Cucumber: Oh, shit.

Penny and A Niu: Stop being hypocritical.

Miss Wang: What's wrong with cucumber? Don't prepare for physical education class tomorrow. You still learn tomahawk missiles when you run so fast. Want to fly?

A Niu: He can't wait to fly. Miss Wang, what brings you here?

Miss Wang: Oh, here is your application form. Give it to me next week. It is not easy to go to France now. I worked hard to get it. By the way, today is Valentine's Day in Niu Niu.

A Niu: Yes.

Miss Wang: Are there any activities?

A Niu: Ah.

Miss Wang: Forget it. Isn't that what you and cucumber are like?

A Niu: Which one?

Miss Wang: Will it be like that? Isn't it?

A Niu: Why do you all say that?

Teacher Wang: Anyway, it is based on facts and theories, plus my most rigorous inference.

A Niu: Miss Wang, where do you want to go?

Miss Wang: I understand your younger generation. What's the big deal? Besides, this relationship between you and cucumber is known all over the world. Look, look how much chocolate you sent to the cucumber. Aren't you afraid to support him to death? Ok, let me help the cucumber to lighten the burden. Oh, you're welcome I am all right, but I like helping others too much.

Cucumber: Wow, that's an exaggeration. Even Mr. Wang gets chocolate. Now that the forest is big, every bird has my chocolate. Where is my chocolate? Impossible, Mr. Wang. I bought it myself.