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It seems that the young couple is very low-key, and they have never thought about publicity from beginning to end.
So that two days ago, my friend exposed the invitation letter and realized that they were getting married. Netizens have lamented:
This is what it feels like to be alive.
After all, before them, there were countless "luxury weddings" of stars.
Sometimes, people can't help but sigh:
Is it true love, want to remember this day, or just for ostentation and extravagance.
In the last two years, almost every once in a while there will be news of Huang Xiaoming and baby's divorce.
The relationship between two people has always been the focus of media discussion.
After all, when they fell in love, it was really earth-shattering
Especially for the wedding of two people, Huang Xiaoming, the overbearing president, treated the baby as a princess and held a "century wedding".
It is said that in order to marry the baby, Huang Xiaoming first gave her mother-in-law a bride price of 38.38 million yuan.
And the baby's clothing is luxurious to the extreme.
The wedding dress was jointly completed by Dior Skirt Customization Workshop and Paris Embroidery Workshop.
The crown on her head is the treasure of Xiao Mei Museum.
The diamond ring on the hand is a 6-carat crown wedding ring worth10 million, made of platinum and rare diamonds.
Their wedding car is headed by Rolls-Royce, and a long line of wedding cars, including more than a dozen Mercedes-Benz cars, are parked on the roadside, with the word "ah" stuck on the car body.
The first car, Rolls-Royce Phantom, is valuable, and the market price may be in the range of 6.88-8 million.
The wedding was held in Shanghai Exhibition Center, attended by 200 guests.
Cai Kangyong, Xiao S, He Jiong and Nana acted as wedding hosts.
It can be said that half of the entertainment circle has gone, and Wang Sicong is still the best man.
Ma Yun specially recorded a video for him.
The wedding of two people is simply one of the most beautiful weddings in the history of mainland entertainment circles, comparable to idol dramas.
The reason why it is so big is that Huang Xiaoming wanted to satisfy his wife's baby's princess dream since childhood.
It is said that Huang Xiaoming spent 200 million yuan on this dream.
After the wedding was exposed, netizens lamented that the baby that day was simply the happiest woman in the world.
Unfortunately, the century wedding failed to make their feelings sincere forever.
In just three years, the two were reported "marriage change" and even spread to today.
A year after the wedding of Huang Xiaoming and baby Century, Nicky Wu and Liu Shishi also got married, and Nicky Wu gave Liu Shishi one:
No budget wedding.
As we all know, Nicky Wu suffered a lot when he was young, and he was burdened with huge debts owed by his father.
May be afraid of hardship, special deduction at the beginning of fame.
The first marriage, it is said that there is no wedding. The wedding ring was paid by his ex-wife Ma Yashu, and the wedding photo was taken casually in the street.
After the divorce, Nicky Wu met Liu Shishi.
After many years of debut, my mentality has also changed.
When I married Liu Shishi, I spent a lot of time:
Wedding photos taken by two people in New Zealand.
The wedding was romantically staged in Bali, and Nicky Wu gave Liu Shishi a wedding without budget:
At the celebration without money, the custom-made wedding dress in Paris is worth 3 million, and the value of 5-carat diamond ring is120,000.
Ecuador and Holland have 500,000 pink and white flowers.
More importantly, before their wedding, Nicky Wu gave Liu Shishi a share of up to 200 million yuan in the straw bear movie he founded as a dowry.
202 1 1 15, Nicky Wu straw bear film went on the market, and Liu Shishi's net worth soared by HK$ 800 million overnight.
At the beginning, Yang Mi, Tang Yan and Liu Shishi, the "three beauties of Xian Xia", in fact, except Yang Mi, the other two people's weddings were very luxurious.
This is the case in Liu Shishi, especially in Tang Yan.
In fact, before meeting Tang Yan, simple and thrifty Luo Jin had his own "ideal" wedding.
But after meeting Tang Yan, everything changed.
Tang Yan wanted to get married before the age of 35, and Luo Jin married her when she was 35.
Although they don't have a big banquet like Huang Xiaoming, they just invite friends and relatives on a small scale, but the whole wedding still took a lot of thought:
They went to Vienna, the dreamy and romantic music city, and held a high-profile wedding in the famous Sch? nbrunn Palace.
The theme of the wedding is "a fairy tale about a knight and an elf princess".
It is said that just renting the venue for two days cost 6.5438+0.25 million.
Tang Yan's wedding dress took more than 4500 hours to sew by hand. ...
When Tang Yan was 35 years old, Luo Jin wove a "princess dream" that she would never forget.
Some time ago, the divorce between Wang Xiaofei and Big S caused heated discussion again.
Besides the above, there is also their wedding.
The couple originally thought it was quite good, and they wanted to get married in a low-key way, and even the media were not allowed to enter.
As a result, who knew that Zhang Chaoyang, as a guest, not only took photos, but also took people to secretly broadcast live.
The whole picture of the wedding appeared on the internet.
Later, some netizens summed up the "jokes" at the wedding.
This wedding is a complete joke.
The key is that at that time, Zhang Lanli's South Beauty was still a little glorious, and the big S was not out of breath.
Although the wedding is low-key, it is also extremely luxurious.
There are countless big coffees present.
Therefore, after photos and videos of the wedding scene flowed out, netizens accused Wang Xiaofei and Da S of being too extravagant.
This incident caused an uproar.
Wang Xiaofei's mother, Zhang Lan, said that it was sponsored by Wang Jianlin of Wanda for free to calm public opinion.
Who knows this, angered frivolous Wang Sicong, out of all kinds of ridicule Zhang Lan.
Zhang Lan's mother and son and Wang Sicong's scolding war began.
It can be said that the wedding really caused a lot of trouble.
Unfortunately, even if they spent a lot of money to get married, they still couldn't get to the end.
And some time ago, Wang Xiaofei and Big S divorced, and Wang Sicong came out to question Wang Xiaofei's "cheating".
Jay Chou once said that he would get married at the age of 35.
So on the last day of his 35th birthday, he married Hannah Quinlivan.
He once said that he would hold a dream wedding in a European castle, so he really took Hannah Quinlivan to the European castle for a dream wedding.
In order to give Hannah Quinlivan a sweet wedding, Jay Chou also took great pains.
The wedding photos alone took months.
They traveled all over Europe just to take some satisfactory photos.
Finally, we saw these wedding photos taken in Neuschwanstein, Germany, Prague, Czech Republic and Paris, France.
It is said that the photos alone cost nearly one million.
Besides, Jay Chou has money and backbone.
He insisted that the wedding would not be sponsored, advertised, and even the bride's wedding dress and ring would not reveal the brand.
But what is certain is that each one is valuable.
After all, you can see the brand. The diamond crown in Hannah Quinlivan is worth 6.56 million yuan, and the platinum diamond necklace is worth 5.34 million yuan.
As for the wedding, it was held in Selby Church with a history of 1000 years, and the party after marriage was held in Howard Castle with a history of more than 300 years.
It can be said that the whole wedding is very particular.
But perhaps for fear of being disturbed, except for very close friends and parents, only 60 people were invited to the wedding.
However, Jay Chou didn't spend less. It is said that the whole wedding cost nearly 1 100 million.
CoCo Lee is a famous Hong Kong female singer.
Many people like her because there are so many representative works.
Unfortunately, in recent years, due to family reasons, she gradually faded out of the stage.
However, CoCo Lee in life is also quite happy.
Husband Le Yumin is the CEO of Li & Fung Group, and he is said to be worth over 10 billion yuan.
Although she is 19 years older than CoCo Lee, she is very kind to her, and their wedding caused a sensation.
When Le Yumin proposed, she had a 9-carat diamond ring in her hand.
20 1 1 Two people got married with a five-star hotel at Shaw Studios in Hong Kong.
You should know that Shaw Studios is a piece of land specially granted by Hong Kong, which can only be used for filming and is not allowed to be used for other purposes.
CoCo Lee can hold a wedding in a special place, which is also a waste of thought.
And because of its international influence, more than 100 European and American superstars were invited on the wedding day, including American famous mouth oprah winfrey and pregnant Beyonce.
The wedding Ceng Baoyi, directly sighed.
It's kind of like Hollywood.
Moreover, the whole wedding lasted for two days and cost more than 65.438+0.5 billion.
Fortunately, the money was not wasted, and they have been very happy since they got married.
In fact, if you take a careful inventory, there are still many stars in the entertainment circle who get married very ostentatiously.
Speaking of it, the wedding is also a very important link in a person's life. Basically, everyone is eager for a wedding with a row of faces.
But more important than the wedding is the married person.
No matter what the form of the wedding is, as long as the other person is the right person, I believe this is more important than anything else.
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