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Tortoise meets crocodile's joke.
1. How many steps does it take to put an elephant in the refrigerator?
Answer: Three steps. Open the refrigerator, put the elephant in, and close the refrigerator door.
2. How many steps does it take to put a giraffe in the refrigerator?
Answer: four steps: open the refrigerator, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe and close the refrigerator door.
There was an animal meeting in the forest, and only one animal didn't go. What kind of animal is it?
Answer: giraffe, because giraffe was put in the refrigerator.
4. Someone wanted to cross the river, but there were fierce crocodiles in the river, but this man just crossed the river. Why?
Answer: Because the crocodile went to the animal convention in the forest.
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