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What is the most disgusting behavior in the cinema?

First, the flash mobile phone family. Features: mobile phone never leaves your hand, shake it and you don't discuss it. Performance: After the movie started, I entered the venue and quarreled with my friends. I used my mobile phone to find a seat with a flashlight and shook my eyes! Don't turn down the brightness of the screen to shake people around you when others are playing with their mobile phones while watching movies seriously! It's too much to shoot a movie clip, and some people even turn on the flash!

Second, people with loud voices. Features: Sounds like Hong Zhong, which makes you flustered. Performance: tell the story like a big picture when watching a movie, so that others will listen if they don't listen! Yell loudly and continuously at the venue, and the whole audience knows your shit! Whispering like a bolt from the blue, coughing like an empty valley. The snoring in the cinema is so loud that I can't wake up in 3D.

Third, unscrupulous couples. Features: action at will, no one is watching. Performance: kissing between two seats, people in the back row watched them kiss, and then groaned when they felt uncomfortable. There are also two kinds of dramas, one is pretending not to understand, and the other is knowing everything and answering questions all the time.

Fourth, movie diners. Features: Only unexpected food, no inedible food. Performance: Keep biting melon seeds and throwing them all over the floor. If you talk about him, he will confidently say that he paid for the movie, which is his right. Eat strong food, surrounded by greasy taste, such as fried chicken chops. Eat in plastic bags and put things away. Plastic bags ring repeatedly. Eat bad food, such as crayfish, and keep sucking soup. In fact, it is understandable for everyone to eat normal food when watching movies, but for those who take everything to the cinema, they are really speechless.

Fifth, there is nowhere to put the family on the legs and feet. Features: shaking your legs and kicking, harassing online, as if deliberately not wanting others to watch movies. Performance: Is it kicking the back of the person in front so that others can't concentrate on watching the movie? I don't know what is wrong with it. I've been shaking my legs, and a whole row of chairs are shaking. It's a biochemical weapon to treat the cinema as your own sofa and put your smelly feet on the back of the front armrest or the back of the chair with slippers.

Sixth, the noisy people in Xiong Haizi. Character: Xiong Haizi "Who am I, where am I, why am I ... Wow! Hey! " Performance: When parents come to the movies, the children can't sit still and keep jumping up and down. The most important thing is that parents still don't care about teaching. Children are too young to know how to cry, so parents have been coaxing them in their seats, and everyone is listening to crying to coax their children. The movie is too adult for children to understand, so it becomes a hundred thousand why's and keeps asking questions. At this time, if you carefully express your dissatisfaction, Xiong Haizi's parents will think you are stingy, and you will follow: He is still a child, why do you care about adults and children?

Seventh, walk back and forth. Features: People have three anxieties, and I am anxious about everything. Performance: dawdle on the way to the toilet, look at the big screen while walking, and the whole row must stand up to make room for him. I don't know. I'm in a hurry. I found that movies don't like to leave halfway, so I complained loudly until I walked out of the cinema.