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Words that make boys’ hormones soar

1. I used to think you had to work hard to like you, but I don’t think you like working hard. 2. The secret of 23x3 is hidden inside your body. 3. There is no reason to miss you and no reason to love you. You are the sun during the day, the moon at night, my umbrella when it rains, and my clothes when it’s cold. 4. The sun is too big for me, but not for my brother. 5. In the remote love WeChat chat, woman: Wait a minute. It's still a bit cold to sleep naked. I'm going to get dressed. 6. There must be many women who will ask, what kind of love words do men like to hear? 7. Many women believe that only beautiful women can win the favor of men. But in fact, women's attraction to men has never been beauty. 8. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. At the emotional station, I hope you can be the first visitor and the forever host. Stay with me forever, spoil me forever! 10. I can’t tell you what your advantages are. I just want to take a shower with you. Things that boys say to you that make your hormones soar. 11. I want to hear your voice and write down every word you say; I want to see your familiar face and write down your warm smile; I want to know How do you feel about me and want to ask me if I can like you? 12. Have you slept? I can't sleep. I miss your thoughts. 13. Your academic performance is not good, but I like you and you can score 100 points. 14. In fact, love words may not necessarily make people blush. As long as it can enhance the feelings of both parties, it can be called love words. 15. The weather is very hot, but you make me feel as cool and comfortable as ice cream. 16. I am a very realistic person. I only believe that love will grow with time. 17. If women want to attract men's attention, they must learn from experience. To flirt with a man, you have to do what he likes to do, do things he likes to do, and say things he likes to hear so that you can get into his heart. 18. If you want to attract a man, make him think of you, and make him "secret hormones" for you, you must speak his love words. 19. "As long as you still remember me, I don't mind if the whole world forgets me." The meaning is simple and clear. She is more important to her little brother than the whole world. The attitude in saying this must be sincere. If both parties remain silent after talking, the younger brother should know how to explain in time to save the situation. 20. Many women don’t understand why they can identify “green tea” at a glance. In the eyes of men, this woman is very cute. Words that make boys' hormones soar 2 1. The most unforgettable thing is your smile. When it blooms on your face, I seem to feel a spring breeze blowing, warm and melting my heart. 2. No matter what, to capture a man's heart, you can't just rely on sincerity and passion. You still have to use some tricks. 3. In fact, love words are not necessarily words that make people feel blushing and heartbeat. As long as they can promote the relationship between both parties, they can be called love words. 4. Boys who are nice to all girls are gangsters. 5. Many boys laugh at girls for being masculine and neurotic. I really don’t know what to laugh at. Not being able to see the gentle side of a girl only means that she doesn’t like you at all! 6. For so many years, I have been looking for ideal love, but no one can touch me in the first moment like you, and it moves me more and more deeply. 7. People become more and more beautiful; hearts become more and more ugly. 8. There must be a road in front of the mountain. If there is a road, I can't stop. 9. In fact, it is very simple. Love words such as "I love you", "I miss you" and "I can't live without you" have been said so bad for a long time that men cannot feel the deep affection you want to express. 10. A cup of tea called Fusheng, a story that understands life. 11. Be careful, the room is not soundproofed. 12. Many women cannot understand why a woman they can identify as "green tea" at a glance is very cute in the eyes of men. 13. I hate that I am clearly unwilling to be ordinary, but yet I don’t work hard. 14. You must know that when opposite sexes get along, the love words that make men's hormones soar are like this. 15. There is no reason to miss you, and there is no reason to love you. During the day, you are the sun, and at night, you are the moon. When it rains, you are my umbrella. When it is cold, you are my clothes. 16. My academic performance is not good, but I can get 100 points for liking you. 17. If you want to attract a man, make him yearn for you, and make him "hormone surge" for you, you have to say love words that he likes to hear. 18. My sister doesn’t know how to cook but she is first-rate. Brother, are you hungry?

19. Feelings are like the spring and summer of reincarnation that I can’t be with you. 20. I loved you very much, when I was a child, and now I have grown up. 21. I want to hear your voice and write down every word you said; I want to see your familiar face and write down your warm smile; I want to know how you feel about me, and I want to ask if I can Do you like you? 22. Then, many women must ask, what kind of love words do men like to hear? 23. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the small emotional station, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal host, accompanying me and pampering me all my life! 24. I like you like Sichuan peppercorns sneaking into the neighbor’s house. Numb next door. 25. The sun is so bright here at my place, but isn’t it big at my brother’s place? Words to make boys’ hormones soar 3 1. Words to make men emit hormones 1. The day’s plan starts in the morning. 2. I really miss the smell of your body. 3. The secret of 23x3 is hidden in your body. 4. Have you slept? I can't sleep, thinking about you. 5. Good night, I hope you can’t sleep even if you miss me. 6. I used to think that if I like you, I have to work hard, but I didn’t expect that you like to work hard. 7. I changed to new shower gel and body lotion today. Do you want to try it? 8. When chatting on WeChat about a long-distance relationship, the woman said: Wait a minute, it’s still a bit cold to sleep naked, I’m going to put on some clothes. 2. If boys’ hormones soar. 1. Are you hungry? I’ll give you something to eat? 2. If you have any flowers to plant, come and plant strawberries with me. 3. I dreamed about you last night, and I dreamed about shameful things. 4. I am a very realistic person. I only believe that love will grow over time. 5. I can’t tell you what’s good about you, I just want to take a shower with you. 6. The best love is when you know my depth and I know your strengths and weaknesses. 7. Guess what color my underwear is? None of them are right, I'm not wearing them. 8. Let me tell you a joke. Once upon a time, there was a man whose penis was very short. After that, he went to learn Latin dance.