The script of the sketch "Wish" (acted by Lu Liping and Feng Gong)

"Wish" Upload date: 2008-12-14 Upload: Ji Ronggang Popularity: 7164-

Liu Xiaojun: Dear audience friends, good evening! Let me introduce myself first. My name is Liu Xiaojun. I am... an employee of the coal mine transportation area. Maybe you have already seen that I am very happy today. You guessed it, I am indeed very happy today. The main reason is that my sister I am coming to work to see me today. Maybe if you say that your sister comes to see you, you will be so happy? Hey, you don’t understand. My sister just took the college entrance examination this year. Her academic performance in high school is among the best. She will definitely have no problem getting into a first-class undergraduate university. I heard that the college entrance examination results have come down recently. I am I wanted to call and ask, but I didn't expect her to come. Maybe she came to tell me the good news! Oops, the college admission notice is so beautiful. I guess she will be here soon if I didn’t tell you. I have to go back quickly to see if she’s back! (Turns around and opens the door, walks into the dormitory, and talks while taking off his clothes) Oh, the room is really chaotic! This man's room is a mess, I have to clean it up, don't let my sister laugh at me! (Turns around to clean up the room)

Liu Xiaofang: (I want to knock on the door but don’t have the courage, so I take one last look at the admission notice, take a deep breath to straighten my messy hair, force a smile, and knock on the door)

Liu Xiaojun: (To the audience) It’s not coming! Who?

Liu Xiaofang: Brother, it’s me, I’m Xiaofang!

Liu Xiaojun: (Putting down the clothes in his hands, he happily told the audience) Hey, it’s her, she’s here as promised! (runs over and opens the door) Here it comes! (With a smile on his face, he stretched out his hands to pat Liu Xiaofang on the shoulders) Liu----Xiao----fang!

Liu Xiaofang: (with a smile on his face and very naughty) Liu----Xiao----jun!

Liu Xiaojun: You are still the same, call me brother.

Liu Xiaofang: (with a smile on his face) Who told you to always call me by my name? If you don’t call me sister, I will call you!

Liu Xiaojun: (with a smile on his face) Okay, okay, brother, surrender, sister!

Liu Xiaofang: Hey, that’s about it, brother!

Liu Xiaojun: Come, let me take a good look.

Liu Xiaofang: Oh, brother, please spare me. I have been riding all the way and I am almost exhausted. Please let me rest for a while.

Liu Xiaojun: I am happy to patronize you, (reach out to take the luggage) Hurry! Sit down in the room. Sit down first. I'll get a towel to wipe your face. (Put down your bag, turn around and get off the stage to get a towel)

Liu Xiaofang: (Sitting down lazily) Oh, I’m exhausted! Brother...

Liu Xiaojun: Huh?

Liu Xiaofang: Why do I feel like the road is so long today! I never get to your unit!

Liu Xiaojun: (Cong was walking down the stage holding a wet towel and talking) Nonsense! This road can get longer or shorter, I think you are tired! (Hands the towel to Liu Xiaofang) Then, wipe your face first.

Liu Xiaofang: (stands up and takes the towel to wipe her face) It’s so comfortable! Here... (pass the towel to Liu Xiaojun)

Liu Xiaojun: Come on, let me take a good look. Well, I have lost weight and become darker.

Liu Xiaofang: (said while sitting down) You are still talking about me, brother, aren’t you the same! Dark and thin!

Liu Xiaojun: (turned around and walked off the stage and said) No way, you are wrong, I haven’t changed, I’m still the same!

Liu Xiaofang: Stop lying, I still can’t tell!

Liu Xiaojun: (Cong was walking down the stage holding a glass of water and talking) I can’t hide anything from you. Don’t tell mom when you get back? Otherwise, she will worry again... (hands the cup to Liu Xiaofang)

Liu Xiaofang: (reaches out to take the cup, complaining) You still know that mom is worried! I won’t go back to see it for such a long time!

Liu Xiaojun: (sit down) Oh, I really can’t get away during this period. I will go back when I’m done. Oh, by the way, how is mom’s health lately?

Liu Xiaofang: (slowly becoming depressed) She is better than before. She eats more, but she still can’t get out of bed! She always nags you for not coming home!

Liu Xiaojun: Alas, it’s all my brother’s fault for making you and mom worry!

Liu Xiaofang: Just know it!

Liu Xiaojun: Hey, you are not taking care of your mother at home, why are you here? Do you have anything happy to tell me? Have you... got admitted to university? Is your guess right?

Liu Xiaofang: (very proud) Yes, I have indeed been admitted to university, but that’s the key point, (takes out the admission notice from the bag) Here...

Liu Xiaojun : (Stands up and slowly and cautiously takes the notice with both hands, walks towards the stage, walks from one side to the other, muttering) Notice, university admission notice.

Liu Xiaofang: How about it! Brother, your sister didn’t embarrass you, right? !

Liu Xiaojun: (first happy and then burst into tears) No!

Liu Xiaofang: Brother—what’s wrong with you?

Liu Xiaojun: I was thinking, how nice it would be if dad were here...

Liu Xiaofang: Brother... (Hold Liu Xiaojun’s arm and rest his head on his shoulder, deep in thought. )

Liu Xiaojun: You know, little sister, dad loves you the most...

Liu Xiaofang: Brother...stop talking! (Hold Liu Xiaojun’s arm and rest his head on his shoulder, with tears streaming down his face)

Liu Xiaojun: However, I’m really happy for you. You are very proud of me. You gave our dead father and his long-term bedridden Your mother also defended your brother. Well done, little sister! (stroking Liu Xiaofang’s head)

Liu Xiaofang: (crying)

Liu Xiaojun: (comforting Liu Xiaofang and helping her sit down) Okay, it’s all my fault, stop crying. ! (Get off the stage and give a towel to Liu Xiaofang) Here...

Liu Xiaofang: (stopped crying, stood up and took the towel to wipe his face, lowering his head) Brother, I want to discuss something with you.

Liu Xiaojun: Tell me, as long as I can do it, I will promise you no matter what.

Liu Xiaofang: (still lowering his head) I...I...

Liu Xiaojun: This is not like you. You are hesitant to speak. Did something happen at home?

Liu Xiaofang: No, it’s me...

Liu Xiaojun: You...what can happen to you?

Liu Xiaofang: I...I...I don't want to go to college! (very low voice)

Liu Xiaojun: (surprised but unsure) What did you say?

Liu Xiaofang: I mean, I...I don’t want to go to college!

Liu Xiaojun: You... (stand up) No!

Liu Xiaofang: (runs over and pulls Liu Xiaojun’s arm) Brother...I...listen to my explanation!

Liu Xiaojun: (throwing away Liu Xiaofang’s hand angrily) I won’t listen.

Liu Xiaofang: (make up her mind) If you don’t listen to my explanation, I will do the same thing. If I can’t explain it, I won’t do it! (Run to the other side of the stage)

Liu Xiaojun: (pointing at Liu Xiaofang) OK, OK, now you have grown up and your wings have become stronger, I can’t control you anymore. Ah, if you can’t tell me, I won’t go up. Have you forgotten how many nights you stayed up to take the exam for this university? How many pickles did you eat to take the exam for this university? Have you forgotten? Do you know how much worry your mother has to worry about to get into this college? In order to get into this university, I...I...I kept thinking about it in my heart even if I didn't go home, you know? My mother and I have been looking forward to the day when you... (Running over, raising his hand to hit Liu Xiaofang, his fist reached her head and put it down again, letting out a long sigh) Oh! Brother... (covering his head with one hand, squatting down slowly)

Liu Xiaofang: (kneeling next to Liu Xiaojun with tears streaming down his face) Brother... I... I... really don't want to drag you down anymore. My father passed away early, and my mother has been bedridden for many years. For so many years, for your mother, for me, for this family, you still don’t have a partner. Although you don’t say it, my sister feels uncomfortable. (Use your hands. Shaking Liu Xiaojun's hand) Brother... you are too tired, but I have been unable to help you. I... Brother... I beg you, don't let me go to college, just let me help you at home. , Brother... (shakes Liu Xiaojun’s hand)

Liu Xiaojun: (slowly raises his head and helps Liu Xiaofang up with both hands) Get up, stop crying, sister, brother blamed you wrongly, don’t worry Well, I'm just trying to make you finish college.

Liu Xiaofang: Brother...but...tuition...

Liu Xiaojun: Nothing but...? Don’t worry about tuition fees! I...

(Liu Xiaojun’s cell phone rang at this time)

Liu Xiaojun: Sit down first, and I will answer the phone. Hello, who is this? Oh, it’s District Chief Wang, what’s the matter? Oh, okay, okay, okay, no problem, I'll go right away! (Turn off the phone and talk while getting dressed) Sister, sit with me and go to the work area first. You can take care of yourself. When I come back, we can have dinner together, ah?

Liu Xiaofang: Okay, go ahead.

Liu Xiaojun: (running off the stage)

Liu Xiaofang: (looking around the dormitory) Oh, there are so many dirty clothes. They are idle anyway. Let me wash the clothes. (Washing the dirty clothes in the washbasin)

(Zhang Fugui, who lives in the same dormitory with Liu Xiaojun, returns to the dormitory after get off work)

Zhang Fugui: (humming a little tune, opening the dormitory with the key At the door, I saw the back of Liu Xiaofang who was washing clothes, and was stunned for a moment) Are you...

Liu Xiaofang: (turns around), uncle, I am Liu Xiaojun’s sister,

Zhang Fugui: Oh, I heard your brother talking about you. You took the college entrance examination this year, right?

Liu Xiaofang: Yeah!

Zhang Fugui: (While talking, he took off his clothes and sat down) My surname is Zhang, and your brother and I are colleagues in the same work area. Just call me Uncle Zhang.

Liu Xiaofang: Uncle Zhang!

Zhang Fugui: What, helping your brother wash clothes?

Liu Xiaofang: Well, I have nothing to do...

Zhang Fugui: OK, then you can wash it.

Liu Xiaofang: Hey.

(Kneel down and continue washing clothes)

Zhang Fugui: By the way, have your college entrance examination results come out? Have you passed the college entrance examination?

Liu Xiaofang: Well, I came out and passed the exam!

Zhang Fugui: Oh, great, promising. Which school did you get into?

Liu Xiaofang:

Zhang Fugui: Your brother should be happy now! You don't know how worried your brother is about your grades these days, just because he's afraid that you won't do well in the exam. Oh, that's good. Don't forget about your brother when you become successful?

Liu Xiaofang: How could it be? It's just that I don't want to do it!

Zhang Fugui: How can you not do it? You kid, why?

Liu Xiaofang: My brother is so tired! I'm going to college, and my mom has to see a doctor again, and I... really don't want to go to college!

Zhang Fugui: My child, you can’t think like that. I know that your family is in trouble, and you have studied hard for so many years. No matter what, you can’t just say that you can’t do it, right? Besides, there are many people who want to pass the exam but can’t! As for the tuition fees, you don’t have to think about it. Let’s think of more ways. If it doesn’t work, let’s see if we can get some relief from the miners, but you have to study hard! ?

Liu Xiaofang: Yeah! (Nods firmly)