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Unscrupulous driving school, police who lied to dad.
Fei Xi Jing 'an, how do you want me to throw up?
Nowadays, with the rapid development of social economy, more and more people are learning to drive. Almost all your friends and relatives have learned to drive, are learning and are ready to learn! As a friend of mine said so sharply: Now there are more drivers than dogs. You may not meet dogs when you go to the village, but there will definitely be drivers in the village! Ha ha! Perhaps this analogy will make people feel uncomfortable, but it is also an easy-to-understand analogy, not to mention what is insinuated. I hope you don't walk into a dead end! It is precisely because of the upsurge of learning to drive for all! The driving school business in society is also booming. However, their fees, teaching level and learning quality are getting worse and worse.
First of all, take off the days I experienced in Jing 'an Driving School of Feixi Xiaomiao! At the beginning of August, I signed up in Jing 'an, Xiaomiao. The day before yesterday 12, I took the exam in the public security college, but unfortunately I didn't pass it smoothly. I must have been quite depressed at that time. The sky thunders, and my heart is cold. If I fail the exam, I can't complain. I can only blame myself for being inferior to others. I asked the coach weakly with my head down and a forced smile.
Coach, I failed. What should I do?
The coach said: Why don't you go back and pay 1000 yuan and turn it into a VIP! Come back in more than 20 days, or wait until next year!
I was also psychologically uncomfortable at that time. I'm very depressed because I didn't pass the exam. When listening to the coach's cold tone, I said! Undoubtedly, this is a difficult choice, or it should be handed in again.
On a thousand oceans, or wait until eternity passes, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble! ! ! !
I was shocked, but I didn't expect to be given such a difficult choice? I'm just a working class. I have tried to save a little money, try not to delay my work and take time off to learn driving. I have to go to work and take time off to learn driving. Is it easy for me? If I have a cousin and uncle with a little background, why learn to drive, say hello and add some money? I'm afraid it's PIV, VIP is nothing!
However, I learned from my classmates around me that some people went back to the furnace for further study twice. However, others did not pay the so-called 1000 yuan VIP fee. It seems that there is a relationship and a background, but it is different. They also failed in the exam, but the treatment of xiaomiao Jing' an driving school is extraordinary! I have to admit that the gap between people is so big.
From the coach's statement, we once again saw the ugly face of Jing 'an Driving School. Unless you fail the course three times, every time it goes smoothly. As long as there is a discount in the middle, I'm sorry. Please hand in 1000 before you go on the road, otherwise you can wait slowly, and you have confidence and patience to wait for the notice!
Fei Xi Xiao Miao Jing 'an Driving School! What can I say about you?
When we handed in the hard-earned tuition, you told us to go back and wait for the notice. Inform us that when we learn to drive, give us a holiday the next day and give the old students a surprise training! When twenty or thirty students are practicing their skills hard, you let us wait in turn. Only twenty or thirty people have cars, and it is estimated that they can get on the train in five minutes in the morning. When you failed a course, you changed the way and let us pay 1000 yuan.
I'm afraid some readers will doubt what I said, but I tell you responsibly that all this is true. According to the regulations, the tuition we pay is eight people per car. Unfortunately, in the xiaomiao Jing' an driving school, it was changed to twenty or thirty people per car. The tuition fees we pay are in accordance with the relevant documents, but why are the number of students not in accordance with the relevant documents? As a charging enterprise, Xiaomiao Jing 'an Driving School should also have a sense of social morality and responsibility. As a charging enterprise, you are not only responsible for our students, but also responsible for the society! Instead of collecting money while patronizing, we produce road killers on the assembly line! From the beginning of contact with the vehicles in the driving school, we began to study hard under the scolding of the coach. You are lucky to meet a qualified coach and some social rubbish. If you turn to be a coach just because of your driving skills, congratulations, you are waiting to spend your days in the language shame of the coach!
The students who come to the driving school to learn driving must be different in age and occupation, and everyone's acceptance and digestion are also different. But everyone comes to the driving school for the same purpose, learning to drive a car! But I didn't expect to divide these students into three grades. In Jing 'an driving school. Money, connections and background are the key points!
The rest of the uncles and aunts, black fungus and diaosi, when you pay, depends on your own fate. Perhaps the best rarely pass the exam smoothly and meet a good coach. It is estimated that most of them are spent in a miserable world.
I have also been scolded in my studies, but for the sake of the coach's age and for me, I silently endured it. When you see some very old people, father and mother. When uncles and aunts in their forties and fifties are bound to make mistakes in digestion because of their age, it's really hard to say when they are scolded by the teacher. From the perspective of heart-to-heart communication, if the uncle and aunt who were scolded were your family and relatives, would you scold them? These people are here to study in the driving school, not to be scolded and vented. Each of us paid tuition to come to the driving school, not that you taught us for free or voluntarily! Please all driving schools and coaches recognize their own positioning! You are not a public welfare department, but a charging enterprise! We are here to study, not to let you vent your language differences! We have paid the so-called tuition fee, please educate and help us with a service attitude! Please don't give us a cold face all day and let my parents die! The coach only has one more driving skill than us, not how smart and respected your career is! Just driving, not driving! Please those so-called coaches, think it over. Among the students who are taught, who has no skill? Even if you are a farmer, others will be better at farming and cooking than you.
My dear coach, will you?
Don't compare your own advantages with others' shortcomings all day! Every student has something you can't do, but you can't drive. You just sit on it all day and make your head grow longer than these students! Please. Just teach us how to drive in an ostentatious manner. Being an official is really lucky. I'm afraid I'm going to the moon! Of course, I'm not talking about any coach. I just summarized some coaches with poor quality and low quality. There are few good people now, and there are even fewer good coaches.
Of course, someone will defend the coach. Today's coach's salary and bonus are linked to the success rate of the exam. Of course, I hate iron to produce steel in teaching. Of course, I can understand the urgency of every coach. I hope each of our students is Hawking and Einstein! But is it really possible? Do you think that each of us is smart and intelligent, and we can talk about it all day?
Then we hope you are as approachable as Bethune and full of enthusiasm for education! Joke! Maybe! I hope some driving schools don't just link the economy and the pass rate of exams with the economy! I also hope to hook up with the personal quality and teaching attitude of your school coach! ! Every student has paid money. You are not a free professor for no reason!
Too many digressions, too far! Excuse me! Let's continue to explore the ugly side of Xiao Miao Jing 'an Driving School! I didn't pass the exam because of my personal reasons, and I don't resent any other problems! ! But you only gave me two choices, which really made it difficult for me to choose. I can pay 1000 for 20 days! If you don't pay, you will wait indefinitely. No, you will give me three months! Let me learn from summer to spring and grow old year after year. Struggled all night on the issue of three months and one thousand yuan! I'm sorry about Xiaomiao Jing 'an Driving School. I'm not paying. You can let me go if you want! The big deal is that you dragged me out of the two-year validity period I will go to other schools. Can you give me another multiple-choice question? Have to pay tuition again? Do you want to get a driver's license in any driving school? I guess there are hidden rules in the so-called vehicle management office and driving school, otherwise the teaching quality and the number of people getting on the bus in driving school will never be asked. Don't you care if twenty or thirty people get a car? Students who suffer indignities are hidden rules, but they should also be invisible. As long as there is an increase in payment items, it is estimated that it will be notified immediately.
Nowadays, people say that reincarnation is a technical job. It seems that learning to drive is a technical job, and choosing a good driving school is also a lucky job. Unfortunately, I blindly entered the small temple Jing' an driving school. I am inferior from studying to taking exams. Other driving schools arrived at the exam, buses and luxury buses took students to the examination room, but Xiaomiao Jing 'an Driving School was not served. I'll tell you the address and time. Do something for yourself. There are many choices, you can walk, you can charter a car and you can board the plane! I wonder why other driving schools are so dedicated to serving students, but you don't care? You told us to leave at 3 or 4 in the middle of the night to get familiar with the venue first! Why doesn't the school organize arrangements for students to play? Are the tuition fees of other driving school students more than this transportation fee?
Go to Hefei examination room in the middle of the night to get familiar with the environment. You let us play freely, so why can't you let us play freely by paying tuition? How much do we want to pay? You can hand it in whenever you want. If you like, I also hope to pay with Alipay after learning to get the certificate. The evaluation after payment is likely to be bad! You don't want to think about it either, in the middle of the night! Where to take the late night bus to Hefei half a day in advance in the afternoon?
It is estimated that as soon as this post was posted, someone immediately explained that the coach was a temporary worker. Excuse me, I'm afraid there won't be temporary workers in this unit, right? The coach also made it very clear that I will pay 1000 yuan, not for him, but for the driving school. If your Jing 'an Driving School hadn't tried to overcharge this fee, other people's coaches would have said so, not to mention the coach said it as a joke. At that time, in this mood and atmosphere, would you make fun of this multiple-choice question? Unless my head is caught in the door, I will believe that this is a topic to comfort me! Please invite the leaders of xiaomiao Jing' an driving school,
Don't dig all day and try your best to generate income for students in disguise! How about improving the service quality and teaching quality of your driving school? Just checked the passing rate of more than a dozen driving school students in Hefei from the vehicle management office, and it is only over 50%, which is the fourth from the bottom! Not as warm and considerate as when paying at the beginning, smiling all over. Fast and good. Now I understand that everything is an advertisement and nothing! I only hate myself for being stupid and naive! Go astray! Now it's the meat on the knife board of xiaomiao Jing' an driving school!
There are more than twenty or thirty people waiting for the bus, and there is nowhere to hide when it rains. Sunny days are saunas. I wonder, will many simple sheds in driving schools die? For a student like me who failed the exam, it will be enough to build a security building in 1000 years. It's a pity that Ren Yun's students grew up in the wind and rain, and they won't consider a little service and pay!
Every time we learn to drive, we spend money to enjoy close contact with nature! We spent money to enjoy the influence of the coach's cultural quality. We spent money and only enjoyed driving for five to ten minutes every day! We spent money and enjoyed the importance of failing the exam, 1000 yuan! We spent money and enjoyed the superior treatment of meeting relevant classmates! We spent money to enjoy the small temple Jing 'an driving school, which tested the importance of our social ability!
If you love someone, send him to Jing 'an Driving School, because it may be heaven!
If you hate someone, send him to Jing 'an Driving School, because it is absolutely hell!
I hope that every pro who is going to learn to drive a car, please keep your eyes open and choose a driving school, which is also a skill! It's a pity that I'm not outstanding, and I don't have the status of the second generation or the second generation. I was just an ordinary diaosi at that time. I paid tuition and energy, but I got personal misfortune!
There are so many driving schools, don't choose a police school!
Spend money on guilt and encounter multiple-choice questions!
I advise you to think twice before you go astray!
If you fail a subject, pay 1000 silver quickly!
Otherwise, wait a few months, when you are old forever!
This post is true, every sentence is responsible!
(attached; Chen, who teaches in xiaomiao Jing' an driving school, is still quite good and a rare good coach. )
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