What are some funny riddles or jokes?

One day, Noodles and Roubao got into a dispute over a minor issue, and the two sides started to fight. However, Roubao was beaten up by Noodles because he was too meaty, so when he left, he said something to Noodles. : "Don't leave if you're so brave. I'll ask my partner to teach you a lesson." Rou Bao went to make an appointment with fried buns, steamed buns, bread, etc., and was going to go find some noodles to talk about, but he met instant noodles on the way, and Rou Bao and others gathered around him. After instant noodles were beaten indiscriminately, he asked Roubao why he beat him. Roubao replied: "Noodles, don't think that because you permed your hair, I won't recognize you!" 』 PART2 After eating instant noodles, I felt very unhappy, so I went with rice noodles, udon noodles, Japanese buckwheat noodles and fried noodles to settle the score with meat buns. Unexpectedly, I met xiaolongbao on the road. Mian looked at it carefully for a while and said: "Brothers, come on!" The instant noodles were flattened even harder. After flattening the steamed buns, the Mian tribe members walked away. Later, others asked about the instant noodles and said, "How well did you flatten the noodles just now?" Work hard, we didn’t even know you hated him!” Instant Noodles said, “I wanted to kink Rou Bao a little bit, but I didn’t expect him to pretend to be cute today. The more I think about it, the angrier he becomes...” PART3 Let’s talk about Rou Bao. After being chewed up by noodles for the first time, I felt depressed enough, so I went to eat hot pot with Xiaolong Bao, vegetable buns, fried buns, soup dumplings and other buns to get rid of the bad luck. As soon as I walked in, I saw enoki mushrooms. The Bao people are indiscriminate. He beat up the enoki mushrooms and left a message saying: "Don't think that I can't recognize you because you are wearing a hat!" PART4 It is said that Xiaolongbao was extremely upset after being eaten by seaweed, so he mixed it with meat buns, red bean paste buns, and close relatives dumplings. , Yue Cake, a distant relative, went to take revenge together. On the way to death, they met Zhajiang Noodles. Everyone swarmed up and beat Zhajiang Noodles half to death. On the way back, everyone asked Xiao Long Bao: "Do you really hate noodles? If you beat them like this, you will be disabled even if you don't die." Xiao Long Bao said: "Originally, I just wanted to beat them a few times. Who knows what he will do?" His whole body was covered with feces, thinking that I would not dare to hit him. It was such a beautiful thought! This kind of cowardly villain made me feel angry, and I didn’t know how to control it..." PART5 Talking about Instant Noodles Haibian Wanxiao After eating the steamed buns, I became more and more angry because I wanted to have a continuation of the stall, so I went to look for steamed dumplings with other people again. Unexpectedly, I met a steamed dumpling on the road. Wow! Instant Noodles roared furiously and took the lead. The beatings made all the noodles feel a little cruel. Everyone pulled Instant Noodles away and asked, "Why are you so angry?" Instant Noodles said, "That's too much. It’s enough, just pretend to be cute, and part my hair in the middle..." PART6 It was said that Xiao Long Bao was mistakenly eaten by instant noodles, and the news spread throughout the noodle world, everyone said that instant noodles are so brave, a certain One day, Ramen met Dumpling on the road and stared at him in great surprise. Just as Dumpling was about to step forward to inquire, Ramen had already rushed away. Ramen told everyone he met on the road: "Oh my God! The instant noodles beat the meat buns badly that day, and the whole face turned to one side..."