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Write a humorous person in a humorous way

Writing ideas: mainly use humor to write why he is a humorous person.

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His grades are not good, but he is good at joking; Although he is not handsome, he is cute like a fool; He is all thumbs, but he is good at joking ... in short, where he is, there is laughter. Ha! He is the king of jokes and my deskmate-Yu Changqing.

He has black hair, bushy knife-shaped eyebrows and eyes as small as slits. His nose is very disobedient and drops a "dragon" from time to time. Although he is too fat for others to bully her, he has a fatal flaw-he itches when others scratch his stomach.

He is recognized as the king of jokes in our class. One day at noon, he accidentally spilled all the water on my exercise book when sprinkling water. I am very angry. He seems to want to ask me a question, but I won't tell him easily So he told the first joke: "An egg fell into the river. What's his name? " ? Nuclear (river) eggs! Eggs are very unlucky. What's his name? Guide (pour) eggs! There is an egg swimming in Songhua River. What's its name? Preserved eggs Everyone around me laughed, but I couldn't take advantage of him, so I tried not to laugh.

Seeing that I didn't laugh, he told a second joke: "One day, the geography teacher brought a globe to class, and the principal also went to class. The teacher asked Xiaoming: What's more in the classroom today? Xiao Ming replied: there is one more principal! The teacher quickly said: the principal is not a thing! " Hahaha! Laughing my head off in the classroom, I almost choked to death!

He is really a humorous person, a veritable king of jokes!