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Husband: What time is it now? Wife: Ten o’clock. Husband: Are you ready? Wife: It’s too early, no one else is sleeping! Husband: Did I ask ten o’clock sharp? Wife: Let’s get ready at 11 o’clock. Husband: Damn it, I asked you if it was 10 o'clock sharp. Wife: Damn it, it’s 11 o’clock on the sharp, if you don’t fuck me for a day, you’ll be unhappy, right? Husband: I’m just asking, is it 10 o’clock sharp now? Wife: It’s exactly 10 o’clock, right now! ! ! ! !
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