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Write a letter to the mayor
Write to Mayor Fan.
Mayor Qin:
Hello! I hope you can read our letter to you in your busy schedule. We are graduates of Heilongjiang Public Security Police Vocational College in 2004.2005, and participated in the civil service examination (joint examination) organized by the Provincial Personnel Department and the Public Security Department. According to the spirit of the document issued by the Personnel Department and the Public Security Department, 12 police academy graduates are assigned to work in Acheng Public Security Bureau (the list of 12 people and the post-graduate colleges), but according to the spirit of our document,
We graduated from Heilongjiang University Police Officer College (9 persons), Jiamusi Police Officer College (2 persons) and Daqing Police Officer College (1 person) respectively, and 4 of them are girls. They are all qualified and excellent graduates. You can refer to the documents issued by the personnel department, which have our entrance examination results. Mayor Qin, as you may know, the graduates of our public security colleges can only work in public security organs. Because we all study public security business (criminal investigation, public security management), influenced by the reform of civil servant recruitment, we delayed the exam for various reasons. As you know, the recruitment of civil servants follows the principle of "every exam must be taken", but we are public security majors and junior college students, so we can't take the entrance exam for social police (most of them require undergraduate courses), so it took more than one year to take the exam for police cadets (last time was in 2003). We took the exam on June 29th, 2005. We 12 both wanted to go back to our hometown in Acheng, so we didn't apply for other positions. I learned that the documents about our distribution arrived in Acheng in June 2005+08, so I began to go to the Public Security Bureau and the Personnel Bureau several times to ask for solving our problems as soon as possible, and finally reported them to the municipal government after more than three months. But now we have been waiting for a long time, but there is no news at all. As our civil servant qualification is valid until August 3, 20061day, it will be invalid after this date. So we can only write to you, hoping you can help us get to work as soon as possible.
We are graduates from two fields and assigned to Acheng together. Those who graduated in 2004 have been waiting for almost two years, and those who graduated in 2005 have waited for more than half a year. We are all young people in their twenties and fifties, and we are all police academies that volunteer to be policemen, but we didn't expect to be unemployed for so long, so we can't always stay at home. We also know that the mayor is busy. But I still hope the mayor can understand our feelings and difficulties. After all, it is not easy to provide a student for every family. Some people only go to the police academy when they are civil servants. If you can't work in the public security organs, you will lose your job. We have all been trained by the police academy for three years and have all studied public security business. As you may know, police academy graduates are now the backbone of grass-roots units everywhere. It is obvious that many excellent policemen in Acheng graduated from the police academy.
Since Acheng's public security special establishment is gone, our establishment management agreed to call it political and legal special establishment, and now there are more than 50 personnel, so the Public Security Bureau and the Personnel Bureau agreed to our request to work in Acheng Public Security Bureau, and now it is the government's opinion. As you know, Acheng Public Security Bureau is seriously overstaffed (358 public security personnel are required, and now it is about 580). It is impossible to attract new police forces through the unified police registration examination organized by the province, and it is impossible to enter. Because Acheng (the third tax-rated city in the province) has a rapid economic development and the city is expanding, the comprehensive management of social security also requires strengthening. Now the public security bureau has not entered the public for three years. Even if there is, it is also an ordinary college graduate, and the business is not skilled. It takes a lot of manpower and talents to train in order to handle cases independently. But we graduated from a regular police academy, and we can work without training and familiarity with business. Moreover, the public security bureau lacks young people, and there are too many old policemen who need metabolism, and their general quality is low. Now laws and regulations are constantly updated, and their ability to accept and learn is not high. However, the increasingly standardized law enforcement also requires the police to improve their quality. I hope the mayor can consider these factors and arrange our work as soon as possible.
Finally, I wish Mayor Qin a smooth job and good health.
I am here to convey
welcome
Police academy graduates
March 2006 15
Write to Mayor Fan.
Mayor:
Hello!
You don't think I'm a psychopath, so bold and broad-minded, do you? Of course, is a person really different in spirit when pursuing dreams and far-reaching careers?
Today, I, a weak point at the bottom, ask you to help me, mayor? I know, I don't have any background and connections. It must be drawing water with a sieve? And the result? It is very, very normal to be abandoned and laughed at by everyone.
I don't care what others think of me. Talk about me in what language? Even if there is no hope for 0001, I will make unremitting efforts.
Let me tell you the purpose of my coming. You are the biggest official in Liyang, and I want to ask you a favor: the bank loan is 500 thousand, interest-free. I know, as long as the mayor is willing to help, you can borrow 500 thousand from any channel.
In China, how many hundreds of millions of capital flee and how many hundreds of millions of capital are corrupted every year, while I live at the bottom, and ordinary women just want to raise 500,000 yuan. Is it so difficult?
500 thousand is not enough to buy a suite in the city, 500 thousand can't afford a luxury car, and 500 thousand rich people can have a meal? But can you play with 500 thousand yuan? Myth? The voice of nature!
If I have 500 thousand, I can try my brewing? Myth? Preliminary strategy:? 25,000-mile long March? . 500 thousand yuan, is that possible? No, it will definitely change the fate of thousands of rural people in Qian Qian?
The national document 20 12 mainly advocates: select some provinces to carry out pilot projects to explore ways and accumulate experience for accelerating the construction of the national agricultural and rural socialized service system. Local rural comprehensive reform departments at all levels should, under the leadership of local party committees and governments, earnestly strengthen coordination and cooperation and make overall plans to promote various reforms. It is necessary to implement the unified arrangements of the central authorities to the letter, give full play to the enthusiasm and creativity of all localities, boldly explore the reform mode and implementation form suitable for the region, and accumulate valuable experience for making breakthrough progress in national reform and development.
Believe once when you don't believe everything, mayor. ? Myth? Once you step? 25,000-mile long March? The whole countryside will be hit hard?
Mayor, give me a chance! Give the countryside a chance! Give the disadvantaged a chance! If the market is a battlefield, myth? If I fail or make mistakes, I still believe? Myth? Will present the history of the Paris Commune. China will certainly guide our younger generation at the critical moment of transformation. Because? Myth? There are endless beliefs for our children to think about and pursue. A brand-new spiritual force from the realm of Haoyuan continues to develop and extend?
After more than 30 years of reform and opening up, China has become rich, and so have the people of China. However, the wealth is extremely unbalanced, and the essence of China's national quintessence is scattered and discarded in this unbalanced economic torrent. The general trend of the world: if you stay together for a long time, you will split. Being together for a long time will split up. Points are nature, and combination is wisdom? Dear mayor, for? Myth? A chance, okay?
? Myth? Not on impulse, not inspired to beautify the myth? It is precisely because of the accumulation of decades of bumpy life, the reflection and exploration in the face of complex life, and the reading of a large number of books that I think of today's innovation. Myth? Combination.
What is innovation: innovation is to treat old things with a new way of thinking. The characteristics of innovation are unique, unprecedented in time and different from the same kind.
Dear mayor, can you not trust me and my family? Myth? . You must believe that several farmers in Xiaogang village broke the ice more than 30 years ago. You always believed that steam was invented because of a child's idea of saving time? Often a magical idea is not based on the level of culture or wealth, but on the process of tempering, its real importance and the need for outside help.
Dear mayor, please have a look at the eight articles I wrote, although they are not displayed? Myth? Related strategies, but infiltrated? Myth? Rich thoughts.
You can not help me, or you can treat it as a joke, or throw it in the trash can. But I still persevere in every link and work harder!
I am here to convey
Respect!
August 20 13 17
Zhu Ling likes pens.
Write to the mayor, Fan Wensan.
Lord mayor:
Hello!
I am an ordinary citizen. I have made suggestions and petitioned the government for the land acquisition of my fellow villagers, and I was summoned by the government three times. Who will never let go? First of all, I feel honored. In some official history, I am a sinner in Yulin, which affects investment attraction and hinders Yulin's economic development. This is too flattering. Do I have that ability? I didn't violate any laws and regulations of the country, just offended my accomplices. I am also politically conscious, party member. Giving advice is to promote the work of the government, and it is party member's obligation to reflect the situation upwards. So far, I only feel sorry for my hometown folks. After losing their land, they were rounded up and beaten for their livelihood, crying bitterly-what is the crime of farmers' rights protection?
Like my fellow villagers, I have no intention of opposing the government or the national economic construction and land expropriation. I hope Yulin will develop as big as Guangzhou and as prosperous as Shanghai. However, what we farmers want is for the government to listen to their opinions, give them some support after losing their land, and look forward to their future livelihood. Please don't treat people who don't follow the trend as unruly. After sitting in an air-conditioned room for a few days, you forget that you are the descendants of farmers. Consciousness of small farmers? Insulting farmers, can white rice without small farmers raise an official with great wisdom and foresight like you? Officials seek promotion and wealth, while farmers seek three meals and one night. Let's consider the situation of farmers in another location. Don't talk lying down, I don't know that people who stand and talk have backache. In the past, farmers were trapped in the fields and paid public grain to buy food, but they didn't have enough to eat. After the tax reform, they pay taxes in 800 yuan/month in the city, and farmers pay taxes every few hundred yuan a year. What is even more ridiculous is that they have to pay the difference in food to support the city people. You are a farmer!
Mayor Yulin, how many farmers are not fighting for land acquisition now, and how many are forced land acquisition? Are all the farmers in Yulin so tricky? The life of farmers in Yulin is too comfortable. Why don't you do something? Farmers in Yulin are anti-government in their bones? Look at our great auxiliary police, our great city supervisor, and our town government has won against empty-handed farmers who have opinions on land acquisition with strong dictatorship! Our land and resources bureau won! I don't know how you feel at the moment. People are born of their parents, so there is no kindness at all? No pity at all?
At present, the reasons for the mass incidents of land-expropriated farmers are nothing more than the following:
1, poor quality of cadres and rough work. Officials used to live a strange life on farmers' heads. They didn't respect farmers' wishes and listen to their opinions. They are always blackmailing, and the functional departments don't even understand the minimum procedures. I didn't seem to wake up when posting, and I was in a fog. No longer ignore the letters and visits of farmers, or even deceive others. My villagers went to the Municipal Bureau of Letters and Calls and the Municipal Bureau of Land and Resources for numerous written or oral letters and visits (with audio and video as evidence), but they didn't reply, and they didn't tell the farmers that when filling the soil forcibly, old people and children can fight, cruel! ! ! The occurrence of mass incidents is natural and inevitable. If you take the land, you will ignore the farmers and retaliate against them, or draw a pie as a sample. You can't deny your previous promise. What is the integrity of the government?
2. The compensation fee is too low, unreasonable and illegal. Rice planting plan 1000 kg, market price 1.8 yuan/kg per year 1800 yuan, not counting winter planting; The annual output value of vegetables is 5000-7000 yuan, and the annual output value of fruits is more than 1 10,000 yuan. The town government also has a field office of 10,000 yuan, but what is the difference compared with the current three-year average output value? Moreover, without hearing and publicity, the three-year average output value is made, and the self-made figures are contradictory, and the level of fraud is ridiculous. Is this legal?
3, resettlement is not implemented, long-term livelihood can not be guaranteed. Without land, farmers will become three refugees, no pension, no social security, no job, and no amount of compensation for land acquisition can provide a child with schooling. Young people can still struggle, but what about old people? A minor illness 100 is more than a dollar, let alone a serious illness. Even if people die for thousands of dollars, they still hope to rely on it. Although the city has introduced the policy of minimum living allowance for farmers, it is only political propaganda. Has the government ever sent it? Can the government pay for it? In this village, a five-guarantee household died for many days, many children were left unattended or unable to be raised, and many people became poor due to illness. Can skills training change employment again? Who wants you to have excess industry skills after only working for a few days? What is the competitiveness of self-employed newcomers? There are more people in shops than shopping, so it's good to get enough tax money. What's more, college students and vocational students who have studied for several years can't find jobs, let alone farmers in their tens of years old!
In fact, the most important issue of land acquisition is resettlement. To solve this problem, land acquisition is easy to solve. It is also a good idea to adopt endowment insurance and medical insurance for landless farmers in many places. Farmers have a sense of security and medical security. Those old farmers who have been planting for decades deserve it and have contributed to the country for decades. Another way is to resettle the land, which should be more practical. The government doesn't need investment, and farmers are more willing. But at present, Yulin City only gives 8%, including roads. How do farmers build and use it? This is like chicken ribs. If effective resettlement is not realized, farmers don't want it, they don't want it. Why doesn't the government give more? You can get preferential treatment for attracting investment. Why not give farmers a discount? This doesn't require government money? The purpose of selling to merchants is nothing more than attracting their funds. Farmers will invest more land, which will attract investment and reduce the pressure of resettlement and employment. Why not do something, just because you are worried that farmers will have a better life? Of course, some people will suggest that this will leave farmers with bamboo houses (4-5 meters pavement) like the ten-mile long street before. This is not true. The development in the 1980s was based on the purchasing power at that time, which determined the market, not the market. Who doesn't want to own a Jinmao building, but it would be good to buy a few meters of pavement at that time? We can't attribute the phenomenon of bamboo houses to farmers' private plots. What did the farmers hinder them? Now each development zone has a supporting market and business district. You can arrange it in the market or business circle according to farmers' wishes, whether it is distributed to collectives or farmers, so that farmers don't worry that the shops are not busy and have a fixed income, and they don't occupy your facade projects and main streets. In this way, human ethics will not be lost, and the natural land acquisition work will be smooth.
The mayor advocates a harmonious society at this stage. We expect the municipal government to be a responsible government and the leaders of the municipal government to be more pragmatic for the people. You have done a lot for Yulin, but please don't build Yulin's glory on the suffering of farmers. Be kind to farmers! Be kind to our conscience!
I am here to convey
Bow!
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