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Poor grandma wrote 600 words.
One day, I went to grandma's house to help her do some work. My mother gave me money from 50 yuan, and I bought a lot of vegetables for my grandmother with the money, so I went to her house happily. Grandma saw that I had taken so many dishes and said to me, "I'll come as soon as I come." What else can I take? In addition, we have several big pumpkins at home. " I said to my grandmother, "I've been eating pumpkins. It's time to change my recipe. Besides, the pumpkin is rotten. Throw it to the chicken. " Grandma said angrily, "You can still eat after digging a rotten place. Why throw it away? " ? What a waste! "I have nothing to say. On this day, I fried pumpkin and several other dishes and served them on the table. Grandpa and I both eat other dishes, while grandma only eats fried pumpkins. She is afraid of wasting it.
One day, I just woke up and picked up my socks and put them on. I found a hole in my sock. I said to grandma, "grandma, these socks are broken." Let's burn them! " "Grandma said," you can still mend it, and you can wear it when it's mended. Why did you throw it away? You can't change this problem. "I have nothing to say again. A few days later, grandma put on the socks I was going to throw away. She has mended it, and grandma smiled and said to me, "Look, ok?" I replied, "Yes, you are really frugal. "
Is my grandmother stingy? But later I learned that this is saving. Sixth grade: Chen Wenwen
Say "I love you" to those who love you.
Say "I love you" to those who love you.
Zhengzhou Jinshui District Weisanlu Primary School Green Apple Literature Society
Huang Chunyu
Growing up, I don't know how much love, how much effort and how much sweat I have bathed. I never thought of saying "I love you" to someone who loves me. I am very shy, and I keep a lot of words in my heart; Their love is also shy and unconsciously revealed. When I grow up, I understand the meaning of gratitude.
I had a cold and fever that day, and my parents were sweating with anxiety. They touched my head and asked me what junk food I had eaten. Mom blames dad for buying me ice water, and dad blames mom for giving me pocket money. I fell asleep in grandma's warm arms. When I woke up, I saw the doctor coming to me with a syringe. I was lying in my grandmother's arms crying, and my mother comforted me. "Ok, nothing, it doesn't hurt." But my father was joking and laughing at me. "Look at how old you are? No younger brother is brave yet! " Grandma gently covered my eyes, the needle quietly plunged into my tender arm, and the tense atmosphere at the scene was drowned out by laughter. Happiness surrounded me. I forgot my illness and felt great when I was sick.
It's late at night, and grandma is still sewing my winter cotton-padded clothes carefully. Looking at her bloodshot but still bright eyes and touching her rough big hands, I squatted down and said seriously, "I love you, grandma." The hand that raised the child trembled, the wrinkles like knife marks eased, the tired eyes could not conceal the excitement that originally belonged to the child, the white hair on the temples seemed to turn black, my lips trembled slightly, and I couldn't say anything. A pair of powerful arms held me in my arms. I dare say it is the warmest and safest place in the world. The wind blows gently, and grandma seems to be much younger. Pat me on the back and hum the military songs of the older generation. Everything is so quiet and beautiful, just because of a "I love you".
Don't be stingy with these three words, it won't take up too much of your time. Don't be reluctant to part with these three words, which are much lighter than the kindness of more than ten years of parenting. Don't let the words "You should love me" invade your original pure heart. Say those three words: gentle but heavy, slow but unable to hide shyness! Say boldly: "I love you!" " "That will make people who love you warm a lot.
Grandpa is "stingy"
My grandfather is slightly fat, and his height is 1 m 68. When people first saw him, they must have thought he was in his early sixties, not in his seventies. Actually, my grandfather is almost eighty years old. But his body is still strong. Every morning, he insisted on playing Tai Ji Chuan in the Western Hills.
Grandpa is usually super frugal, so I secretly nicknamed him "Digging the King". What? You don't believe me? Let me give you some examples.
There is a big wooden box under grandpa's stairs, which is a "treasure box" _ a waste collection box that outsiders don't know and grandpa regards as a treasure. When I first saw it, I was curious and asked, "Grandpa, what are you doing with this broken thing?" "ah! This is my private bank! " "ah? Bank? " I rushed forward to open the box and have a look, but my grandfather stopped me. Then grandma interjected, "Binbin, don't touch his treasure box. What is there to see in his broken box? It is full of broken plastic bottles that he picked up when he went to the gym. " Oh, it's embarrassing to say! ""huh? Is that so? "I'm surprised." Grandpa, what's the use of this broken bottle? You'd better throw these things away as soon as possible. If you don't embarrass me, I'll be embarrassed! Grandpa smiled and said, "Don't underestimate these plastic bottles. These things are all treasures. They can sell a lot of money! "Grandma added," He is crazy about money! " Grandpa still smiled indifferently and continued to collect his broken bottle. ...
Grandpa got the pension, and all of them were kept as pocket money, and the rest were turned over to the "state treasury" _ grandma. Every time he eats, he always eats all the rice in the bowl, and even the vegetables that are going to deteriorate are reluctant to throw away. He just ate them all and kept saying, "frugality is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation!" "
Grandpa's underwear collar has dozens of holes bitten by insects. If you look closely, you will know it is a hole. From a distance, people who don't know may think there are a few big bugs lying on their underwear! When I asked him why he didn't put on the underwear his grandmother bought him, grandpa always smiled and replied, "Premier Zhou's pajamas were broken several times, but he didn't want to throw them away, but sewed them with needles." These small holes in my underwear are nothing compared with the Prime Minister's pajamas. Besides, this dress can be worn! "Hearing this, I immediately admire my grandfather.
Grandpa is mean not only to himself, but also to my baby grandson. He never bought me a pack of snacks except occasionally buying me some extra-curricular books.
One day after school at noon, my grandfather came to take me home. On the way, my stomach suddenly became hungry. So I asked grandpa to buy me cookies. I thought grandpa would definitely agree, but I didn't expect him to say, "Look, it's almost home. What cookies are you going to buy? You know, you can eat your favorite braised pomfret and sweet and sour pork ribs at home. Besides, if you eat cookies now, you can't eat them when you get home, and your father will scold you again, right? " I was very angry because my grandparents used to be very obedient to me. So I wanted to refute grandpa, but I couldn't think of a good reason after racking my brains, and I was afraid that my father would criticize me, so I had to submit to humiliation. Alas, I can't help it. Who told me that I can stand such a "digging king"?
In my heart, grandpa is such a stingy person, but something happened this year, which completely changed my view of grandpa.
On May 12 14: 28 this year, an earthquake of magnitude 8 occurred in Wenchuan, Sichuan, which shocked the world. The whole country was moved by it. Everyone has lent a helping hand, and batches of relief materials have poured into the disaster area from all directions. Grandpa's community is not far behind, and quickly launched a fund-raising activity. Everyone responded positively, immediately put down their work and came to donate money and materials. The atmosphere at the scene was extremely warm. I thought grandpa was so stingy at ordinary times that he would definitely not donate money to the disaster area. At most, he will donate a few rags. But an unexpected thing happened to me. Grandpa actually donated 10 thousand yuan in one breath, which caused quite a stir in the community. I am also surprised that my grandfather, who is reluctant to buy clothes at ordinary times, is so generous to charity! I quickly told my grandmother the big news, thinking that my grandmother would be as surprised as me. But grandma said airily, "It's not the first time for him." At this time, I learned from my grandmother that my grandfather also donated 10 thousand yuan to the Indian Ocean tsunami a few years ago!
My grandfather is so frugal and generous. Alas! Grandpa: It's not easy to say I love you, and it's even harder to say I hate you!
How much does it cost to raise a child? feel
How much does it cost to raise a child? feel
Do you know how much money parents will spend on you from birth to college graduation? Maybe all the children have never thought about this question!
I recently read a report that shocked me. According to the report of Urban Express, Yucai Middle School recently mobilized 300 junior one students to calculate how much their parents have paid for them in the past three years, including life, study, leisure and investment. The highest cost is 6.5438+0.05 million, the lowest is 66.2 million, and the average cost is 253,000 yuan. Then the teacher asked the students to calculate the cost from birth to college graduation, and the average value of this item was actually 433,500 yuan. A child who needs 850,000 yuan from birth to college graduation will need 88 years to return the money to his parents after work if he repays it to 800 yuan every month!
Looking at the astronomical figures above, I was almost shocked. I never thought that my parents had done so much for me! I roughly calculated that since the third grade, the cost of studying composition and English after class alone has exceeded 10 thousand yuan, which is not counting the daily expenses of food, clothing, housing, transportation and medical treatment. If you want to calculate it carefully, it should be more than ten or two hundred thousand!
Every time I pass by the Youth Palace or other cram schools, I can't help thinking of those tired but expectant faces at the entrance of cram schools. How much pressure parents have to bear to raise their children. Some parents don't have high salaries, so where did they spend so much money on their children? In order to raise children, they often have to do two or three jobs. An old classmate of my mother's is like this. It is said that her monthly salary is only 1500, while her daughter needs 1000 to learn piano, which does not include other expenses. So what do they eat and wear? Can only rely on grandma's pension to help.
I can't help thinking of my parents. They have a hard time making money. They are almost stingy with their daily expenses. My father is an old smoker. I remember that he used to smoke Chinese, but now he only smokes double happiness, and the number is greatly reduced. My mother changed from a shopaholic who couldn't get into the supermarket without hands to a thrifty and simple quasi-housewife, and also changed her habit of boasting. Now there is nothing on her dresser, and there are no fashionable clothes in her wardrobe. They are so stingy to themselves, but generous to me. As soon as I enter the bookstore, my mother will buy me all kinds of books and study materials, and my father will use the money saved by cigarettes to buy me all kinds of sports machines and all kinds of sports clothes and pants I like. ...
Why do parents need such a high price? This does not include energy, expectations, etc. Everyone knows the truth of "paying back debts", but who has thought about how to pay back parents' "debts"? Although parents never ask for anything in return, let alone money, it's because they love us! And in what way will we comfort and repay our parents? Study hard, classmates, don't live up to their expectations, and repay your parents with your own achievements and actions! (Very comfortable)
My grandma
Look, a pair of very energetic eyes, showing the momentum of not getting old; Round face, short gray hair, looks amiable; A nagging mouth will remind you at any time. This is my grandmother.
Grandma is frugal, even a little stingy. She couldn't wait to split a penny in half. When she was young, she accompanied people to Guangzhou for a day, and even a bottle of water was reluctant to buy and drink. On holidays, the company adds vegetables, but she doesn't want to eat a bite, but takes them all back to her family, just like a mother bird who goes out for food to feed the hungry birds in her nest. My aunt's husband died, and my grandmother was busy, saving money for my aunt's two daughters to live and study. Grandma is so stingy to herself and generous to others, and really won the "True Story of Confucius" "G has been repaid"
Grandma is a doctor in the city government. Her education is not high, but she has rich practical experience, exquisite medical skills, patient and meticulous, and serious and responsible for patients. I always take pains to explain patients' problems. Even in the middle of the night, someone in the neighborhood got sick. As long as she calls, she will help without complaint. Anyone who sees her doctor will leave a deep impression on her. Although she has been retired for more than ten years now, every time she goes out for a walk, many people warmly come up to say hello and affectionately call her "Aunt Huang". Her popularity is so high that she used to be a city leader, and grandpa who gave a report to millions of people also lamented!
Grandma cares about me very much. Every afternoon at 4: 30, she will come to see me at school with snacks and milk, as punctual as time. Once, grandma didn't find me in the classroom. Later, as soon as she saw me, she nagged, "Where have you been?" Where did you play again? Are you hungry? Still not going home? "I ran out of so many questions at once, and I couldn't stand her barrage. I quickly said," I will go, I will go! "For several days, grandma came every day, rain or shine. Sometimes she doesn't see me in the playground, so she slowly climbs to the fourth floor classroom to find me. If I'm not here, she will climb to the dance studio on the fifth floor of another building and look for me several times, always hoping to hand me a bottle of milk and some snacks, and then nag a few words. Gradually, my classmates began to laugh at me. One day, I finally couldn't help it and said to my grandmother, "Grandma, don't come again. "To this end, grandma was very unhappy and silently sad for several days.
When I got home, I was very unhappy to see my grandmother send me something regardless of the wind and rain. I thought to myself, "grandma is old and in poor health. It's hard to give me something." It' s really light and affectionate! " I shouldn't say that. "At this time, my mother came over and said to me, grandma is cruel. Everything is for your own good! " "I decided to apologize to grandma.
The next afternoon, as soon as I saw grandma, I ran to her and said, "I'm sorry, grandma!" " "But grandma smiled and waved kindly and handed me a pack of snacks. On the packaging bag, there is grandma's crystal sweat!
Grandma, I love you, I love your knife mouth, I love your tofu heart!
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