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Hello everyone!

There is a song called "Go home often", and there is a desire to go out often. To put it bluntly, it is tourism.

I stayed in the city for a long time, listening to the noise, inhaling tail gas, busy with housework and work, eating and drinking Lazar every day. It can be said that my heart is broken, my mouth is worn out, and my body is almost exhausted! (Laughter).

Therefore, we should often travel, go to bigger cities, go to Tieling, cultivate our sentiments in the green mountains and green waters, and broaden our horizons in historical cities. What is the most important thing in life, not money, not power, I personally think it is health and happiness! Do you agree? (Everyone understands)

When traveling, you must find a travel agency. It is convenient and economical to go out with the travel agency.

But to find a good travel agency, it is best to meet a good tour guide, and a good tour guide can bring you a pleasant trip. Everyone agrees!

But to find a good tour guide, it is best to find a female tour guide. In the green mountains and green waters, there is also a beauty who knows you. What a wonderful feeling! Everyone agrees! (Laughter).

But it is better to find a male tour guide than a female tour guide. A strong male tour guide can not only be a tour guide for you, but also be a half bodyguard. If there is an emergency, we will pack our bags and leave.

It is better to find a versatile male tour guide than to find a male tour guide;

It is better to find a versatile male tour guide who can sing and dance.

It is better to find a versatile and eloquent male tour guide than to find a versatile and eloquent male tour guide.

It is better to find a versatile, articulate and well-proportioned male tour guide than to find a versatile, articulate and well-proportioned male tour guide;

Looking for a versatile, articulate and well-proportioned male tour guide, it is better to find a versatile, articulate, well-proportioned and handsome male tour guide!

Do you know how many tour guides there are in China? I tell you, there are 350,000 tour guides in China.

But among these 350,000 tour guides, there are 250,000 female tour guides and only 65,438+10,000 male tour guides.

Among the 654.38 million+male tour guides, only 654.38 million+male tour guides can be called generalists.

1000 among the versatile male tour guides, 1000 can be called versatile and can sing and dance well.

Among 1000 all-round male tour guides who can sing and dance, 100 male tour guides are all-round, good at singing and dancing, and articulate.

This 100 versatile, eloquent male tour guide can be called a versatile, eloquent and well-proportioned male tour guide.

This 10 male tour guide is versatile, good at singing and dancing, eloquent and well-proportioned, and can be called 1.

Among the 300 thousand tour guides, it is very unlikely that we can meet so many talented, good at singing and dancing, eloquent, well-proportioned and handsome male tour guides when we go out.

But today, you are lucky!

A colorful welcome speech.

Merchants Association, welcome to invest (chicken).

Tourist attractions, welcome to play.

Fair, welcome to talk (love).

Newspapers, welcome to contribute.

Welcome to the restaurant.

Shop, welcome (light, dear).

Hotel, welcome to sleep.

Celebration, welcome to congratulate (goods)

Interesting welcome speech

Dear tourist friends (pause), have you eaten?

Huh? No, no, let Liu guide me to take you to eat! I know you just got off the train (plane) and had a hard journey. You certainly didn't eat it. Actually, it's already been arranged for you. We are going to jiaozi, the most famous specialty restaurant in Shenyang, to let you have a full meal first, and let you feel the enthusiasm of our Shenyang people from the taste first.

I haven't introduced myself. I'm Liu Feng, the tour guide of Shenyang XX Travel Agency, and I'm an authentic Northeast man (debut). Some people may think that our northeast men are rough and not suitable for such meticulous work as tour guides. Actually, it is not. After 36 experts from UNESCO 147 days of scientific argumentation, the winner came to the conclusion that there are tour guides in this area of Northeast China.

Don't worry about clapping. You really want me to tell you one, two, three, right? Why is it that we northeast men are best suited to be tour guides? The reasons are as follows: First, we northeast people are honest, enthusiastic and have no bad intentions, which is recognized by the whole country. Therefore, the service of our northeast tour guide must be first-class, because we are warm-hearted! Second, tour guides are heavy manual labor, and it is very hard to get up early and get greedy. Every day, you can't run around here without a good body. If nothing else, you tourists are still very tired just for fun, let alone being our tour guides. So this is the second reason why we Northeasters are suitable as tour guides. We have good teeth, well, good appetite, good health and delicious food. You are eyeing the male tour guide in Northeast China. (Laughter).

You might say, Xiao Liu, you are right. Your male tour guides in Northeast China have these advantages, but aren't the tour guides in other places enthusiastic? Their health is also very good. In addition, some beautiful tour guides in the south can make people feel so comfortable just by not talking. Can you? I really dare not say this, but our northeast tour guides have some advantages that they can't compare with! What? Our tour guides in Northeast China are all part-time bodyguards! You don't believe me again. Oh, I'm so thin and still a bodyguard. You don't know this! There is a saying that people can't judge by appearances, and the sea water can't be measured! To tell the truth, I am really a practitioner.

Exercise your muscles and breathe in, and you won't find my eyes as bright as electricity! I really don't want to brag about swords, spears, halberds, axes, forks, whips, hammers, clubs, kidnappers and meteors. With a hook, a tip, a blade, a thorn, an Emei needle and a chain, I can do nothing! Don't be happy. I am very modest. When I said I knew everything, I didn't know I was a little rich. There are people outside this person, and there are days behind the scenes. If you are arrogant, you have to be modest. If you practice well, let others talk. If you say it yourself, it will be boring. You see, I have so many weapons that I have to hold a plenary meeting. Who did I talk to? Isn't it? You see, you are happy again. Can you believe it? You don't believe your gesture to me! I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about the little friend in your arms. Dare to fight the sacred lily with me?

Hold hands, all by the frame! No posture, no posture! All talk and no practice is false; Practice without words, that's stupid! Even talking about it is a real style! Even the box filled with medicine, even the materials used for work, you have taken my powerful pills. Whether you let a knife chop, an axe chop, a car run over, a horse trip, a cow stand, a dog bite, an eagle scratch or a duck kick, don't eat it, and don't take powerful pills. This is our hotel. Please get off and have dinner with me.

Humorous welcome speech

(Pick up the delegation in the morning) Good morning, everyone! Da-Jia-Zao-Shang -OK! (Add when the guest doesn't respond), very good, everyone is awake, now please raise your noble heads and look at the car. What do you see? A tour guide? Yes! I am your tour guide today, so please remember that my face is not beautiful, but it deserves the audience's face (laughs). Keep me in mind and wish you a pleasant and relaxed journey.

Next, I will formally introduce myself to you. Oh, excited heart, trembling hands, pick up the microphone, I will make an ugly face. People who don't applaud will call me ugly. Hey! Very well, thank you for your applause. There is another sentence behind. Whoever says I'm ugly will get off and leave (laughs). As can be seen from everyone's applause, everyone's aesthetic taste is quite good!

As for me, I am a full-time tour guide of XX Travel Agency, and I (omit 10,000 words here). Wow! Sitting in a car, everyone is destined to be a family. There is an old saying: a hundred years of boat crossing, a thousand years of pillow sleeping. Today, we eat, travel, entertain and live together (Colt). Well, why do we live together? Some tourists asked, weren't we called Cheju in ancient times? Don't we live together? As long as you need me, I will appear in front of you for the first time.

So after I finish my long speech, I want to introduce an important person to you. Generally, important people will have voices when they appear. Well, thank you for your applause. He is our charming, handsome, beloved, car to car, man to man, woman to honey master. From the back of the head, he looks like Tony Leung Chiu Wai. Do you want to see the master's face? Want to? Then let the master stand up and say hello to everyone, okay? Okay, that won't work. Who will drive us when he stands up? Ok, on behalf of teacher Zhang, I thank you for your applause. Don't look at this master. He drives a car with great skill. In the northeast dialect, it is: Okaoka's. Ladies and gentlemen, don't look at the seriousness of the master. He has two wives. The first wife washed his clothes and cooked for him at home, and the second wife accompanied him everywhere. His little wife is with us today. Let's look for it. Can't you find it? Actually, his little wife is our car. Do you think Master Zhang's little wife is beautiful? Isn't it beautiful? Then everyone should take good care of him, keep the car clean and love her, just as they love your little wives and husbands.

Then when you travel, you must obey the guide's leadership and follow the guide. You can eat and drink, ask everything, and you are not tired when you walk. Please follow my guide flag when you arrive at the scenic spot later. Don't run around without lowering the flag, because only by following my flag will you have a good impression!