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A long time ago, I waited for you for three years.

A girl got on a black car in an emergency ... The driver said, "Now the black car is strictly controlled. If you are caught, you should say that we are friends. " . The girl didn't say anything, but said I was your wife. Unfortunately, on the way, the car was checked and the driver said it was my daughter-in-law. Suddenly the girl said, honey, I'll get off here. You give me 200 yuan, and I'll go to the supermarket in front to buy something and go home by myself. Helpless, the driver gave the girl 200 yuan, crying that his wife would come home early!