A cool and humorous joke about cool summer.

A cool and humorous joke about cool summer.

Lead: Everything has its negative side. Where there is pain, there is happiness, and happiness is naturally accompanied by jokes in life. Below, I will sort out those cool humorous jokes for you in a cool summer, hoping to help you. Welcome to read!

A cold joke about cool summer.

1. Is it convenient for you now, sir?

? Inconvenient. ?

? Then don't occupy the toilet, okay?

2. Bajie said: Brother, go to the hospital quickly. I heard that the hospital opened a department specially for you. ?

Wukong:? Oh? What department?

? Idiot monkey! (pediatric rhinolaryngology)?

The queen stood in front of the magic mirror and asked. Mirror mirror, tell me quickly, who is the most beautiful woman in the world. ?

? Snow white. ?

? Huh? The queen was furious and said, How big is this little girl's movie? She is a woman! Who did it! ?

4. A long time ago, a magic dragon was cursed and fell asleep with its mouth wide open 1000.

Then he fell asleep, 1000 years later, he woke up.

Then he yawned. . .

Bao Zheng wanted to name her daughter and asked Gongsun Ce for help. When my mother named me Bao Zheng, she wanted me to save the world. People in the afterlife call me Bao Qingtian, which also contains bright and beautiful wishes. I hope that the child's name can also reflect a similar determination to benefit society. What do you think this is called?

Sun slightly pondered and said, postage is guaranteed. ?

6、? Why does Zhuge Liang carry a feather fan all the year round?

A:? Is it a truth that a fan must be installed on the CPU?

7. Transformers 4 should be shot according to China's routine: just as Optimus Prime was fighting Megatron, suddenly a fairy appeared in the sky and shouted at Megatron? Evil animal, don't show Yuan's appearance! ?

I saw a golden light, and Megatron became a high-end sports car. The fairy opened the car door, got on the bus, rolled open the window and said to Optimus Prime? Optimus Prime, why don't you save your master? . . .

Say that finish a foot throttle, sped away. . . . .

8. master:? I like to travel around and take pictures when I see beautiful things, which is also a way to become a monk. ?

Pol.ice: So you patted a girl's thigh?

9、? Men must keep their faces dry. Don't sweat all day in summer. Only by staying dry can the success rate of doing things be improved. I am such a person who pays great attention to facial dryness. ?

Pol.ice: Is that why you lifted the girl's skirt to wipe the sweat?

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