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Where is the original text of the novel "Chen Huansheng Going Abroad"? Thank you.
Haha, the world is really a kaleidoscope, ever-changing and beautiful. Chen Huansheng (the owner of the "funnel household"), everyone thinks that he will be engaged in agriculture all his life, and he has never done other calculations himself. Unexpectedly, the leader of the brigade suddenly took a fancy to him and wanted to transfer him to the team to run a factory.
Some people can't wait for such good things. But Chen Huansheng's brain is dead. Look at the work in that factory. He is smart and skilled. Even if he goes, he can't do it. His muscles will swell and his bones will hurt. You can earn more wages, but when it rains and snows, you have to go to work every day and sell your body there; If you want to go to the market to sell oil ropes, you are not free. If you let your wife sell it, she will be silly and even lose everything. As soon as I entered the factory, this sideline had to be closed. "Yes! Hey! " He is a little reluctant.
The child's mother, though silly, was also very nervous after hearing the news. In the past two years, she has been full and warm, and she knows nothing else, and she knows that her husband is capable. She is respectful and loving, afraid of being seduced by the woman next to her, and her eyes are fixed on him. Chen Huansheng went to other people's homes in the evening and talked empty talk for a while. She'll shout back. She always suspected that someone was trapped with her husband in a shack for five dollars. If the captain hadn't scolded her for slandering the new society, and if Chen Huansheng hadn't shown her the leftover pills (which later cured her cold), she didn't know how many times she would have to quarrel before she finished. Now the leader wants her husband to enter the factory, which shows that it is welcome; It is expected that the scenery will be more beautiful after he goes. I can't stand him, how come on! Outside the world of flowers and flowers, women are white and tender. This "throwing herring" goes straight. Throwing it into someone else's net bag is abandoning your wife! "Oh, I'd better not let him go!"
The couple are half-hearted, reluctant to hoe the handle. Where do they know that this is the established policy of the brigade? This policy is based on Chen Huansheng's glorious history. Chen Huansheng is destined to contribute to the industrialization of the brigade. How can he not go? How can we delay? So cadres. In particular, the secretary of the brigade came to persuade Zhuge Liang once, twice and three times. The cadres were sincere to him, and he was satisfied with what they said: "Life, life, you should come out and help!" " "Cheers, cheers, everyone has a crush on you!" "Cheers, cheers, brigade is not bad for you! We don't want others to enter the factory! " "Born, born. Don't be suspicious, will we let you suffer? " "Huan, huan, you don't come out to do, call who come out? Oh, I'm sorry you put on such a big shelf! Everyone is sincere and tired of running for you! " ……
Oh, this is what chen huan can bear! He is 48 years old, too old to live on dogs; I don't understand anything else, don't I even understand the truth that "cadres are older than parents"? It has always been a matter of course for parents to beat and scold their children; This is a cadre older than his parents. But let him run errands. Don't ruin his birthday! Besides, what airs can he put on? Why is he putting on airs? He and his wife are ducks, and they can't climb up with shelves!
Chen Huansheng's heart is warm, his face is red, and his head is steamed like a steamer. He has never been so hot in that two-and-a-half-layer hat.
What else does he have to say? What else did his wife say?
Yes! Yes! Yes! Chen Huansheng took office.
What did Chen Shousheng do after he took office? He went to be a buyer. Hey, how can he be a buyer? One is that he can't talk, the other is that he can't communicate, and the third is that he has no "relationship" and no "way" to go outside.
However, Chen Huansheng is a straightforward person, and his thoughts can be easily opened up.
"Buyers are important people, and no one can do it." The director lifted the sedan chair and said, "That's why we took a fancy to you."
"yes." Chen Huansheng nodded. Some people value him, but he is not guilty. He is at least an honest man and has never done anything wrong. Why should we not pay attention to him? "I didn't do it at a loss." He said hesitatingly.
"It's none of your business." The director gave him courage and said, "Which buyer gave birth to it? You see, Wang Da of the agricultural machinery factory, Liu Yulin of the rubber factory, and Shi Longda of our factory ... which one is not farming, is still playing the world. "
"This group of people," Chen Huansheng said admiringly, "are really capable!"
"Your ability is not worse than theirs!"
"Me?"
"Of course." The director is very serious, and the seriousness of that tone lowers his voice. "Your way is much bigger than theirs."
"hey!" Chen Huansheng was startled.
"hmm." The factory director nodded, smiled, stretched out a finger and nodded, saying, "You have a big road."
"The main road?"
"You go to secretary wu-"
Wu Chu? '
"He is now the secretary of the prefectural party committee in charge of industry." The director said, "As long as he nods, we can have what we want."
"Will he nod?"
"If you go to him, you will."
"Really?"
"I believe he speaks highly of you."
"Really?"
"He didn't come to your house for dinner? Didn't he give you a kilo of candy? Didn't he accompany you to the doctor by car and take you to the hostel? You see this friendship ... "
"Really!"
"It's still good!" The director patted Chen Huansheng on the shoulder excitedly and said, "Your friendship is not written in a novel, and the discussion outside is very lively. Secretary Wu's promotion is still a little light. Will he be bad to you? "
"Really? Really? "
"Really, really."
"Hey ..."
"Ah ..."
"Ah ha ha ....."
A person's skull is a light bulb. Whoever touches the switch lights up as soon as he presses it. Chen Huansheng's forehead is now. It is a searchlight; Secretary Wu, who lives in a cadre dormitory hundreds of miles away, may have an induction and be on a whim. "However, as long as China keeps our friendship, heaven will remain our neighbor." It was a close kiss. Chen Huansheng seems to have found grandpa again.
two
Chen Huansheng never doubts what he has decided to do.
For example, do you have to work if you don't have enough food? Yes That's settled. He has worked for more than ten years. Hard, hard to get used to. So it's hard and easy. I didn't do it because I didn't do it; As long as you do it, you will "pass" A year ago, oil ropes were never sold, but now they are "finished". Ah ah, things in the world, very simple, straight. If you have food, eat it. If there is nothing to eat, just eat porridge. If there is no porridge to eat, use melons and vegetables instead. If there are no melons and vegetables, eat elm leaves and Malan. Didn't Chen Huansheng "pass"! Farm. Farm. You can also sell oil ropes after planting fields, and you can sell them. If you want him to be a buyer after selling the oil rope, you can be a buyer. Hey, what's the big deal? The ship will naturally go straight under the bridge, just like when a person dies and enters the crematorium, it will be concentrated. If the boat is tilted and overturned, it is nothing more than falling into the water. Trapped on reed leaves, afraid of rolling to the ground? Black herring lays eggs and flies dozens of miles in a straight line with its tail. Some are slick, some are stifled. Anyway, do it! What's more, when you are a buyer, you won't fight for your life. It doesn't matter if you succeed. Secretary Wu is naturally a good man. Will he not talk about friendship? This friendship is known all over the world. Don't hide from the sky, don't hide from the ground, there is nothing to be taboo; If you grind your heart into powder, you can't find a black star. I went to see him this time, purely for business; Is to ask him to care about our collective interests. Of course he has to take care of it. His first point, he will do it. What's so hard! Relax, relax. Otherwise, the director will still look at his key points! Wan-... what if Secretary Wu doesn't nod? Alas, alas, if he doesn't nod, he will have to pull over, and he can't bow his head like the rebels. Secretary Wu is a big official, and Chen Huansheng is a member. Big officials don't talk about friendship with members, and Chen Huansheng is not shameful; He lost his face and no one will answer it. Even if Secretary Wu doesn't talk about friendship, he will always be reasonable. Then, Chen Huansheng will have an account when he returns to the factory, and he has nothing to do with it.
"alas!" Chen Huansheng couldn't help sighing at the thought: "Not at all! Secretary Wu, Secretary Wu, there are many big officials in the world. You are the only person who knows me, Chen Huansheng, and has some connections. You are my only way out. If you insist on bureaucratic jargon and close the door, then my relationship with you big officials will be completely cut off. " ……
Chen Huansheng thought about it and knew that he couldn't get the ticket if he walked backwards. If not, it is natural to explain the main points of work and expenses first. Otherwise, you lose money, and no one wants to sell your wife. What will you do to offset it? He told the director directly. The director said, "There are rules. If the buyer gets this material back, the bonus per ton 150 yuan. For example, if you go out and get a ton for the factory, you will get 150 yuan. Get two tons, that's 300. You go out for a day, you get it, you give it a lot, and it's the same for ten days and a half. The work points and expenses are here, and there are no other positions in the factory. "
Chen Shousheng shook his head and said, "I'm not going."
The factory director smiled and said, "Don't worry, you just started, we don't need this method. You can follow the old rules: the work points are based on the strongest labor force, and the travel expenses are reimbursed; One day outside, we will subsidize octagonal grain. You just can't get it, and the money is no less than yours. If you get it, you will be rewarded according to the new regulations. In short, it will only make you shine and will not make you suffer! "
The director's words were bursting, and Chen Huansheng seemed to have eaten glutinous rice balls, and there was no burp in his throat. Then, the factory director worked out all the details of what to do and how to do it this time. Chen Huansheng really benefited a lot. Finally, when it comes to communication expenses, there is a little dispute: the factory director said that this trip was all because Chen Huansheng and Secretary Wu had been friends for many years, and nothing was spent except two packs of cigarettes. Hearing this, Chen Huansheng insisted on sending a gift to Secretary Wu. The factory director quickly shook his head and said, "The gift depends on the object. Giving a gift to Secretary Wu is to carry the bride with a black lacquer coffin. No,no. " Instead of listening, Chen Huansheng put on a poor uncle's airs and said, "I, Chen Huansheng, have never lost face. I ran to someone's door empty-handed, and I would rather sit at home with a broken ankle. " What's more, this is business and I have to ask for help. I don't want to do this. "The factory director smacked his mouth and caressed his face. He said helplessly, "To tell you the truth, while he was waiting here, we gave him something and criticized him so much that he dared not see him now, so we invited you to come forward and bring a gift. This is not asking for trouble! " Chen Huansheng retorted: "I don't care about this, I know Secretary Wu; He came to my house for a light meal and brought a kilo of candy. He is polite, can I not talk about it? " The factory director still shook his head and said, "Forget it, it's no use giving it away. If I don't scold you, even if I am a friend, I will never suffer! " Chen Shousheng held back again: "Human feelings are greater than debts. Whether you accept it or not, you can't help giving it away. "Looking for half a day, there is no result. Seeing his stubbornness, the director hesitated for a long time and tentatively said, "What did you say to send?" Chen Huansheng seems to have a plan in mind. Without thinking, he said, "Three catties of soybean oil is a bitch. "
After two or three days, Chen Huansheng was busy typing letters of introduction, went to the commune office and the county industrial bureau to turn over letters of introduction (there are some things in it, which will be seen later), collected tolls, and asked which bus to take to pick up which train, and which bus to get off at which station to take to the prefectural party committee. The gift was ready, but after listening to the director's suggestion, he changed three catties of soybean oil into thirty catties of sweet potatoes, because Secretary Wu knew that eating oil in the country was more stressful than in the city. It is also believed that this gift was given by a person from chen huan, and has nothing to do with the factory.
Everything is ready. Who knows that after going out one night, Chen Huansheng's lover suddenly started. Chen Huansheng is not allowed to spend the night outside. If things are not finished, he must come back every day. Chen Huansheng called her an idiot. This is not a residential area, just run three miles. Hundreds of miles! Can you come back every day? When his lover saw that he couldn't do it, he clamored to go out with him. Chen Shousheng said she was crazy: Where are the pigs, sheep, rabbits and children? Which one is for them? If the lover doesn't listen, he will still come and go. Chen huan was born this just understand her intention. He flew into a rage and swore, "You're crazy. I'm a ginseng fruit and pigs don't eat it. You are the only baby in the world, rest assured! "
three
Cars run on the road and trains run on the railway. Up and down, turning around, Chen Huansheng didn't touch anything wrong and reached his destination smoothly. In the prefectural party committee organ's reception office, he signed his name first, and then named to find the secretary Wu Chu.
The gate of prefectural party committee organs has its seriousness, and the reception room has the dual tasks of transmitting information and ensuring safety. Of course, the staff are on duty carefully and meticulously. They put up a sign at the door, which said "Get off voluntarily and show your papers", but they respect and value cars and jeeps. Even if there is a machine gun or even a cannon hidden on it, they can go straight there. People who walk with great style don't have a word in their eyes, and a word is equal to automatic concession. Only those unsightly visitors are strictly questioned; Some people are blocked inside, or sit on the bench for a while. Chen Huansheng is of course very humble. The emissary never reads novels and doesn't know that he is a famous artist, so he can't pass the test smoothly. However, this messenger has a unique vision. He read it carefully from head to toe, and concluded that Chen Huansheng had some connections, because he was dressed too casually and the gifts he gave were light and earthy, which showed that his relationship with Secretary Wu was close and ancient, not a cousin. No matter which watch it is, you can't neglect it. So I quickly picked up the receiver and hung it inside. Ah, he's right. Director Liu, who answered the phone, seemed to hear the news that the first satellite was in the sky and shouted excitedly, "Call him in, call him in!"
Chen Huansheng came to the prefectural party committee office according to the instructions of the usher. Director Liu has been waiting for him at the door with a smile. Seeing him coming, I shook his hand and said, "Yes, yes, you are!" " "Say, two eyes fixed on huan's nose, as if to recognize fingerprints. Chen Huansheng only feels sour nose. Several other comrades in the office are also very considerate, holding his sweet potato and his bitch, asking him to sit down on the sofa and invite him to tea. Chen Huansheng has seen the world, and he is no longer afraid that the sofa is broken and safe. Only the bitch seemed unhappy, flapping her wings and cooing, as if she were uncomfortable. So I caught everyone's attention and asked about the price of the country bitch. Seeing that everyone was interested in what he brought, Chen Shousheng thought that there was only one hen treasure, so he couldn't share it with everyone, so he opened the bag and took out a few big bare sweet potatoes for everyone to taste. Everyone said no, but Chen Huansheng didn't listen. He said that this sweet potato has been unearthed for two months, and it is rare for people in the city to eat snow-tender bamboo shoots, which are sweeter than pears. I couldn't help giving two to everyone. He also said: "It is cold and easy to freeze. I always pick it up and take it away. If it were any colder, it wouldn't be there. "
Strangely, Chen Huansheng never thought of saying these words in the countryside, because it is something that all children know. Now I will tell the cadres in detail, as if they were not even children. Hearing this, the cadres nodded seriously and didn't laugh at all. So Chen Huansheng thought he could find something to say.
Only stopped for a moment, Wu Chu came. Chen Huansheng quickly stood up and shouted, "Secretary Wu."
Wu Chu ha ha smiled and said, "Huansheng, you guy, how did you run so far?" Do you sell oil ropes? Hey! "
Chen Huansheng just smiled and couldn't speak.
Director Liu said, "He came to see you and brought a gift."
Wu Chu quickly said, "well, what gift? Sweet potato! All right, all right. Where is the old hen? Can it lay eggs? Did you raise it yourself? Give it to me? Does your wife know? Is she willing? Don't argue with you? "
Chen Shousheng argued, "My wife is always slow. She knows how ugly she is. I have been thinking about you since you came to my house! "
"Ha ha, well said, or read me! Scold me? "
Chen Huansheng said urgently, "My little girl, seeing others eating candy, insisted on asking her mother,' Why didn't Secretary Wu come?' "
"Really?" Wu Chu shook his head again and again and said, "I don't believe it. Smallpox cost you five dollars a night, and your wife will scold me all her life. Guys, if I meet you, I will have bad luck. When the hotel asks you for money, just say I paid in Wu Chu! You gave, you were hurt, you bragged when you went back, and someone wrote it in a novel, which made everyone laugh. You guy, you still come to see me give gifts, and you need a lot of comments! How much is this sweet potato and this chicken? I'll give it to you. Five dollars is on me. "
Chen Huansheng was too anxious to speak. He picked up the chicken and the sweet potato, and casually said, "Oh, Secretary Wu, you are a big official, and ordinary people can't curry favor with you. It's really ... "He said vigorously:" You came to my house and brought something; You can send it, but I can't. Only state officials can set fires, not ordinary people can light lamps, thanks to what you said! Go! "
"Where to?"
"Send it to your home. I still take it back! "
With smiled, looked at his watch and said, "lovely, I always entertain guests. Don't worry, your forehead is sweating. Did you buy that hat in the guest house last year? It's old! I have a wool hat. I bought a large size. I will give it to you. " Say, want to carry a potato bag. Chen Huansheng wouldn't let him, so he had to go with him empty-handed.
Two people out of the prefectural party committee gate, walked two hundred meters to the west, and fell into the alley to the north; Walk for another two or three minutes and run out of the alley. This is a clearing. At the northern end of the clearing, there is a fence five or six feet high with a doorway in the middle. With Chen Huansheng, he went in. At first glance, there are only two old buildings inside; Landlord, south, what a big clearing! There is an area of more than one point, and there are not so many private plots for two people, but it is very deserted. Chen Huansheng sighed unconsciously. Wu Chu guessed his psychology, then pointed and said, "Look, there are ripe vegetables here that can't be eaten all year round. I've always wanted to turn over the ground, but I just don't have time. I have been here for half a year and only turned a corner there. " Huansheng looked at it, and sure enough, a small piece was turned over there, but many bricks were picked up. It can be seen that this land is not easy to clean up
Two people entered the house, Wu Chu called aunt, upstairs agreed, and an old lady in her sixties came down. Wu Chu said, "Auntie, a friend has come from the countryside. Is dinner enough? Burn more if it's not enough. The room over there is empty. Clean it up. " He also said to Huansheng: "This aunt is not invited, but my real aunt and my mother's little sister. I have been helping me with housework. "
When Chen Huansheng saw that food and accommodation were arranged, he was relieved and said, "What about the family?"
Wu Chu said: "My wife has not been transferred, and the children are following her; My parents are here, one is eighty-one and the other is seventy-eight. It's cold, I can't get out of the room, thanks to my aunt. "
Chatting for a while, during the dinner, Wu Chu invited Huansheng to drink some wine, listened to Huansheng and talked about the situation in the countryside, and then asked about Huansheng's purpose. Because he doesn't think it's a big deal, and Ai Sheng won't come all the way to see him.
When Huan Sheng asked, he asked the secretary and the factory director for him, and honestly told Wu Chu how he got into the factory, how he was appointed as a buyer and what he wanted to buy.
Wu Chu snorted and said, "They know me, too. Why did they call you? Do you have a big face? " Without waiting for an answer, he smiled again and said, "Hey, there are so many tricks!" " "
Chen Huansheng could not speak. Wu Chu paused for a moment and asked, "They didn't ask you to give gifts, did they?"
"No, no, it's not good to wronged them." Cheers quickly say.
Wu Chu said, "Yes, they did. Otherwise, you will put a watch in your potato bag. "
Chen Huansheng was too scared to ring.
After drinking another glass of wine, Wu Chu suddenly smiled and said, "You are a funnel family. You have food and clothes. Do you still want to get rich? "
"What foreign money!" Chen Huansheng pleaded.
Wu Chu shook his head and said, "I won't look it up. You are an honest man. I told you to go back empty-handed. Maybe someone else will sing your empty song. But this thing is very tense. I need to know the situation before I can give you an answer. You can stay and talk about it. "
While sleeping, Chen Shousheng was unbuttoning his clothes. Wu Chu came in with a brand-new fedora and said with a smile, "Look, I think it's too big." He put it on his head, and it really covered his eyes. It is just right to take it off and put it on Huan's head. He said, "Here you are." The heating in Chen Huansheng's heart has been flowing to his toes. After Wu Chu left, Chen Huansheng held his hat in his hand and stroked it for two hours.
Get up tomorrow morning and have breakfast. Wu Chu will go to work in a hurry. Chen Huansheng had nothing to do, so he went out shopping. The traffic was busy and colorful along the way. It's too late to go back to dinner. I had to buy a catty of Qiang cakes and go to Tiger Stove to ask for a bowl of boiled water to fill my stomach. Simply don't go back, go to department stores and food companies to look carefully; Seeing all kinds of food and clothing, my eyes are blurred and my heart is blurred. Thinking about so many good things in this world, it's a pity that I have worked hard all my life and I can't buy a few. It is really bitter!
It was dark after reading it, and Chen Huansheng was a little surprised. How can time in the city pass so easily? He hurried back to Wu Chu's home.
Wu Chu is not at home. When the old aunt saw him come back, she was relieved and said that she thought he was lost. Serve the food quickly and tell him to make himself at home when he comes. Don't go out to buy food in the future. Anyway, it was prepared at home. If he doesn't come back to eat, he will stay and eat all night.
Cheers repeatedly asked: "Did Secretary Wu eat?"
"He received a phone call half a day ago, came back to eat and tidy up, and went to the province for a meeting."
"Oh," cried Chen Huansheng, "when will you come back?"
"He probably won't."
"Did he say anything?"
"I checked you when I was eating, and you were not there."
Chen huan ate a mouthful of rice and was dumbfounded.
four
That night, Chen Huansheng suffered from insomnia for the first time in his life. Soft quilts and soft pillows are much better than at home, but I feel that my hands and feet have nowhere to put them; It's always uncomfortable to turn sideways and vertically. I think I've never been fun, and I've let it go once, but I missed a big event. Secretary Wu is a busy man. When will he come back when he goes out this time? Will he take this little thing to heart? Maybe I will forget in a few days. Not bad!
After getting up early in the morning, Chen Huansheng fidgeted, thought and thought, and didn't know what to do. I'm not in the mood to go out to play. I want to talk to someone, but I don't have any relatives or friends. When I panic, I help my aunt wash rice and vegetables and sweep the floor clean. After eating, I feel sleepy and want to take a nap. After getting up, I can't find anything to do. I sat alone on the threshold, blowing a cool breeze to dispel my anger. After sitting for a while, he was uncomfortable and tense, urging him to contribute. Looking at the clearing, he suddenly remembered that there was a rake in the east room when sweeping the floor in the morning. He immediately cheered up and took it to hoe the ground. There are too many broken tiles and bricks in this field, so you have to bend down to pick them up and hoe them for two times before throwing them aside. Dare not use force, for fear of damaging the rake; So I worked for a while, but I couldn't control myself or my sweat, so I was still unhappy. I don't want to hoe the next day, but there is nothing wrong with it. I think I'm sorry if I ate Wu Chu's rice and didn't do anything for him. I'd better turn the floor. Looking through it, I remember that things have not been done yet, secretary. The director is still waiting for an answer. It has been delayed for a long time, and it is not good to go back empty-handed. I can't help feeling anxious when I think of my wife, children, pigs and sheep. This Chen Huansheng has never stayed outside except that his uncle married his aunt when he was a child and stayed at his grandfather's house for one night, and then was delayed in the hostel in the middle of the night. Naturally, he is not used to it.
On the morning of the third day, chen huan was grateful and said that he would go back and have a look, despite his aunt's diligent retention. Then he went upstairs to say goodbye to Wu Chu's parents, stuffed the fedora and sweet potato bag that Wu Chu gave him into the travel bag for selling oil ropes, and walked out of the room. In the yard, I saw the hen woman leisurely foraging on the ground he turned over. I can't help being deeply attached to my eyes. Alas, he is not reluctant to give it to Secretary Wu, but is used to being with it!
After an accident, he took off his cotton hat, stuffed it into his bag and wore a new fedora on his head. When he ran past the department store, he remembered that there was a big mirror there. He bent down to look at his "old face". Sure enough, he read a lot. Chen Huansheng walked away with a smile. ……
Back in the trip, Chen Huansheng was full of apologies for not completing the task, for fear of being blamed; Before his family arrives, he should report to the secretary and the factory director first. Who knows, the secretary and the factory director applauded and said enthusiastically, "Oh, what were you born for?" Secretary Wu treats you so well, I'm afraid he won't find a way for you! Go back! Go back! If you have no time today, leave early tomorrow morning. You have to sit there for ten days, eight days and a half months, and wait for Secretary Wu to come back. "
"If you have nothing to do, why don't you wait until he comes back?" Chen Huansheng is not reconciled.
"Do you know when he will come back? Will he wait for you if you don't wait for him? One day, he went to the East and the West. If you miss an opportunity, you can't find it. Go, go! "
Chen Huansheng was reasonable and had to agree. I went back to live for one night, ignored my wife's whisper, took a few jins of white rice and a bundle of big vegetables, and left in a hurry.
I am already familiar with this time, and there is no need for any twists and turns; However, chen huan got off the train and passed by the door of a hotel, but it touched his mind: people are expensive and self-aware, and the Wu Shuji family should be well aware, although they have food and shelter; Besides, it's not a day or two, so it's better to stay in a hotel. If the factory can reimburse the expenses, there is no need to anoint Secretary Wu. Hesitated for a long time, walked into the hotel, looked at the reception desk for a while, and learned to go through the formalities; He took out a letter of introduction and wrote it down, stating that he wanted the cheapest berth; I spent one yuan to buy potassium gold, took the key, and lived in room 2 14. That room has six single beds, which is very crowded; Chen Huansheng naturally does not intend to pull a piece of land there to sell his fists. After lying down for a while, I remembered that I would send a bundle of fresh vegetables to the Wu family that day and cook a fresh meal. Then I carried it to Wu. The secretary hasn't come back yet. My aunt took the food and listened to him. He said he was staying in a hotel. He thinks he is an honest and diligent person and wants to help him. He suggested that he stay here, because Wu Chu would come back at night in case he ran away in the morning, so staying in a hotel would be out of reach. Huansheng felt reasonable and quickly agreed. I ate dinner all night and went to the hotel to get something. After taking something, he went to the reception desk to return the key. The waiter told him that the berth was one yuan and twenty cents a day, and the key deposit was one yuan, and another twenty cents had to be paid. Huan sheng didn't understand, and the waiter told him that this berth could cover a day's money regardless of whether it could be lived. Chen Shousheng shouted in his heart: "Bitter, I met a ghost again!" He refused to endure hardships and decided to stay for one night before leaving. Afraid that menstruation would wait for him, I had to make another trip to take the rice away.
When I came back, there were already two passengers talking in the room. A young, straight uniform, shiny shoes, long hair shining under the electric light. A middle-aged man, dressed normally but affable, nodded slightly when he saw the cheers coming in. Cheers can't communicate, have nothing to say, just sit on the bed and stare at the electric light. After listening for a while, I heard that the two men were also talking about business. I couldn't help asking, "Are you a buyer, too?"
When asked, they looked back at him carefully. The young man said, "You too?" Chen Huansheng nodded. The young man asked again, "How long have you been working?" Cheerful voice replied: "It's only the first trip." Young people will look down on him, and look at his shabby appearance will be even worse. Don't talk to middle-aged people in the past. Although the middle-aged man said nothing, his eyes were full of concerned smiles, as if talking to him. I can't open my mouth just by listening to the young man.
Later, when the young man was on a business trip, the middle-aged man sat beside Chen Huansheng's bed. He introduced himself first. His surname is Lin Mingzhenhe. He is the buyer of XX county × commune × brigade × factory. Then he asked Huansheng's name and company, and smiled and said, "We are in the same trade, and we all make that kind of raw material. Now we are very nervous. That young man was just like us. However, they have big factories, big means and big roads, and they are sure to do it. Chen Dage, did you get it? "
"No." Chen Yusheng said happily. He thinks Lin thinks highly of himself.
"Are there any acquaintances in the bureau or the factory?"
"No."
"You have no way, also didn't do it. Why did the factory call you out? "
"To tell the truth." Chen Shousheng easily breathed a sigh of relief. "I have a friend in the prefectural party Committee."
"Do what?"
"Secretary, in charge of industry."
"Oh!" Lin suddenly said to him, "No wonder, no wonder." Then he took out a pack of big phoenixes from his bag and a Beijing Huansheng. Cheers can't be pushed, so we have to accept them. Lin Zhen and Ben Kajun lit the lighters, helped him light them, and lit them themselves. Then he asked, "Old friend?"
"He used to work here."
"How is your friendship with him?"
Chen Huansheng sees people value themselves so much, just like a pig killer blowing a sigh at a pig and feeling swollen. I couldn't help wanting to put on a show, so I screwed up my relationship with Wu Chu again. Finally, he took off his hat and pointed out, "He gave it to me."
Lin was really envious when she heard this. He attached great importance to Chen Huansheng and asked him to smoke a few cigarettes in succession, saying that it was a coincidence and fate. Depend on parents at home and friends when going out; In the future, everyone should help each other. If Sheng has any difficulties, ask him. He also stated that he knew this was his first time coming out, and he didn't expect to rely on it, but he was willing to help him give birth to ideas. Because he has some experience, the mountain is high and the water is long, and it will not happen overnight. It is good for everyone to make a long-term friend sincerely.
Chen Huansheng was a little skeptical when he saw what he said was beautiful, because he often heard that there were liars outside. But looking at Lin, his forehead is broad and his face is decent, especially his kind eyes, which seem to reveal a kind of compromise and pity. I don't think he is a bad person. I'm happy to agree.
Before going to bed, Lin Zhen brought a basin of water and asked Huansheng if he had washed his feet. Give him half a basin. When Huan washed, Lin had put on his shoes, so he took out two pots of water and poured it out pot by pot. It was natural. Chen Huansheng is very sorry. He also took out a "peony" that he had never smoked, pulled out one and forced him to suck it, so that he could sleep peacefully.
When I got up in the morning, I saw that the young man was still snoring, and I didn't know when he came back. Lin Zhen and have got up, and the two of them have warmed up again. "Huan said the address, called Lin Zhen free to find him, and then went away.
Since then,
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