The exclusive fun of fat man day

I have meat. I am very fat. What happened? I feel very comfortable.

What? Fat people also have holidays? As soon as the news came out, fat netizens were overjoyed and forwarded this Weibo one after another: "Fat people should also have their own status. September 2 is the festival of our fat kingdom." Then why did you say today is Fat People's Day? Weibo solved the mystery in the second half: "Obesity Festival comes from our Chinese Pinyin PZ, but in ancient times 9 was reversed, so 9 is equivalent to P, and 2 is equivalent to Z, so the second day of school every year is Obesity Festival, and there is a day off." So the fat friends called for coming to the festival and joining the ranks of fat people. Remember, everyone must be nice to fat people tomorrow.

Heartless and crazy fat man, ready for the holiday.

I see. Fat people's day on September 2. You don't know? It doesn't matter, because you are not fat, so you won't have any expectations for this festival! Netizen said: No matter whether the origin of this festival is far-fetched, it is good to have a holiday. Some people also expressed surprise: "There are really any festivals now. Well, I also celebrated this festival this year! " There are n little fat people around everyone. Who will you think of when you see this festival? Some netizens commented: "Please allow me to think of you so rudely and forgive me for wishing you a happy holiday in advance."

And as early as three or four days ago, netizens were planning how to spend Fat People's Day. Some people ask for a holiday, others ask for a party to eat and drink. "Fat holiday, have a holiday fee? Do you have a holiday? " Everyone is dreaming a little dream. "I also have festivals. Well, we finally have our own pride. Long live! " After cheering, how should we celebrate? At this time, someone responded: "Let's celebrate and eat and drink."

However, if you meet a fat man on your birthday, what's embarrassing? There are really many such things. Xiao Ting said helplessly, "This is my birthday on September 2nd. I finally know why I can't lose weight. " Netizen Lai Tuantuan also cried: "Today is my birthday! ! ! Am I destined to be fat? ! ! "Arouse a comforting voice. According to the preliminary research of netizens, most of the replies were fat people, so I said excitedly, "So many people are so confident and find the feeling of organization, you know!"

Be happy alone. Fat people have their own way of life.

Please don't say, "Sorry, sorry, you are blocking my cell phone signal!" " Don't say, "Don't occupy two positions by one person. Can you make a sound when you turn it? " Let's not use "Have you ever worn a bikini or evening dress?" To threaten our little fatty. .

Many blessings, chubby people are cute.

The main content of "A woman with a bad face has the best life" widely circulated on the Internet is as follows: 1. Round face (adding points to interpersonal relationship and wealth); Second, the chin is full (there may be more than two attributes); Third, the ass is big (representing wealth); Fourth, the legs should not be thin (the legs are long and thin, running around, hard); Fifth, there is fat in the lower abdomen (a stage of longevity). Anyway, it's nice to be round! Anyway, I don't lose weight, that's all. Many netizens also exclaimed, it seems that there is another excuse to comfort themselves not to lose weight so hard. I'm fat. Who am I afraid of?

Many people also listed a series of advantages of a fat boyfriend and a fat husband: being fat is self-evident. Fat people are generally humorous, their optimism is contagious and makes life full of sunshine; The fat man's strong arms can hold up a blue sky, and when he feels cold, that wide dress gives people a great sense of security; Fat people are warm in winter and cool in summer. It can be used as a heater in winter, shading in summer, and preventing robbery and theft when going out. It is really a must-have product for home travel.