Humorous animal jokes

People who love to laugh are never too bad luck, so do you like to laugh? I have collected a lot of funny animal jokes here. Let's have a look! Maybe I can beat your laughing blood!

Chapter 1: Humorous animal jokes 1. The teacher asked: The same goose, why can other geese get in, but you can't?

Penguin depressed way:? Because my neck is not as long as theirs! ?

2. What kind of love is a wolf in love with a sheep? Food chain.

3. The bitch said to the male dog. Can you really give me something delicious?

The male dog said, I lied to you as a dog and didn't eat! ?

4, cicada asked mantis:? Can you be my girlfriend?

Mantis said: Sorry, I like silence! ?

Cicada suddenly became discouraged: Hum, you already have a sweetheart! ?

The frog bathes at the bottom of the well. The tortoise wants to laugh at him as a frog at the bottom of the well, and sticks out his head. The frog didn't see it clearly and shouted, Don't you dare pee on it, I'll castrate you. . .

Chapter 2: Humorous animal jokes 1. The hedgehog said to the white rabbit, Let's race. I run fast.

White rabbit: bragging, you can run fast with short legs.

Hedgehog: I can shrink into a ball. You can roll quickly, or I'll show you.

White Rabbit: Then get out!

2. A little crocodile asked his father: Dad, will I be rich in the future?

? Yes, of course. ? Crocodile dad replied.

? When will there be? Little crocodile gets to the bottom of it.

? When you become a wallet. ?

3. The little white rabbit set up a stall to sell vegetables, and the grocer said to it: Your food looks terrible, and it has bug eyes. ?

The white rabbit explained:? There are bug eyes, which means this dish is pollution-free! ?

The centipede on the side quickly scolded after listening. When have I ever hurt your food? ?

Chapter 3: Humorous animal jokes 1. Cockroaches have two brains. Who will they think of together when they are lonely?

2. Giraffe's neck is so long, is it difficult to pinch it?

3. Fish have no eyelids, and they can only look when they are afraid.

4. Octopus has three hearts, which hurts. Is it painful sometimes?

5. Elephants have long noses. Is it because they often lied when they were young?

6. The gecko's tail is broken. When it ran away, it was deceiving each other or hurting itself.

7. Camels have long eyelashes. When you want to cry, can you say that your eyes are in the sand?

8. Crows can imitate people and pretend to cough when they are embarrassed.

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