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The Translation of Wei's Biography of An Hou.
During the mourning period, Guan Fu visited Premier Jennifer Tian. The Prime Minister casually said, "I intend to go to Wei Qihou (Dou Ying) with you, just in time for your mourning." Guan Fu said, "If the general is willing to come to Wei Qihou's house, how dare I refuse under the pretext of mourning! Please allow me to tell Wei Qihou to prepare dinner utensils and you should come early tomorrow. " Wu Houan (Jennifer Tian) agreed. Guanfu told Wei Qihou all the words of Wu 'an Hou. Wei Qihou and his wife went to the market to buy meat and wine, sprinkled the house all night, and prepared curtains and tableware early until the next day. At dawn, he ordered his family to wait for help and serve Wu Houan. At noon, the Prime Minister didn't come. Wei Qihou said to Guan Fu, "Did the Prime Minister forget?" The irrigator was unhappy and said, "I'll ask him to mourn again." He should be here. " So I went to see the Prime Minister myself by bus. Last time, the Prime Minister made a joke and promised to make up her husband. He didn't intend to go to Dou Ying's house at all. When the irrigator arrived at the door of the Prime Minister's House, the Prime Minister was still lying down. So Guanfu visited the room and said, "You promised me to go to Wei Qihou yesterday. Mr. and Mrs. Wei Qihou have prepared wine, and they dare not eat it in the morning. " Wu Hou was shocked and apologized again and again, saying, "I was drunk yesterday and suddenly forgot to promise you." So I went to Dou Ying's house by bus and walked slowly, which made the irrigator even more angry. When drinking rose, irrigation people danced to add fun and invited the prime minister. When the Prime Minister didn't get up, the irrigator returned to the table and said insulting words to him. Wei Qihou helped Guan Fu leave and apologized to the Prime Minister. The prime minister finally drank until evening and drank to his heart's content.
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