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Four-level tune Bao Xiao Palace

Sister-in-law: Little Bao Zheng is lazy to read poetry. You know that an inch of time is worth an inch of gold. As the saying goes, a short trip will leave a long regret. How dare you cheat without studying? If you are angry, the French will teach you a lesson. Poor third brother. He is a mean person. Get up and look at the picture scroll and answer me. What does each painting mean? Who is it painted by? Bao Gong: This one is Reading Brocade, and that one is Ji Qin. Sister-in-law: What caused Su Qin Chu to lobby for a gold dress, but later he won the honor? Bao Gong: It is not the first time for Su Qin to be with his wife, but he is not respected for his simple knowledge. Later, because of his hard work, all the neighbors rushed to pay their respects. Sister-in-law: How to evaluate the spirit of Li Mi in the next painting and Zhu Maichen in the other painting? Bao Gong: Although the two paintings have similar themes, they both celebrate the ancient sages' learning from Hu Hengxin. Then Li Mi will put a book in the corner, and Zhu Maichen will read and sing while picking firewood. Sister-in-law: In order to make progress and study hard, I am curious who keeps the house poor day and night. I don't care whether it is cold or hot in the moonlight. In the end, my studies improved, benefiting the country and the people. My family is poor all the year round, so I still concentrate on chopping wood and grazing. Third brother! Like you, you can be lazy and diligent if you don't pay close attention to food, clothing and study. I only said that you are determined to make progress step by step, but the heat and cold are uneven. If you don't make use of this year, you will spend your time in sorrow. As long as you are determined to learn and forge ahead, you will not waste your efforts. Bao Gong: Sister-in-law, your words on the stone are well-intentioned. Hearing the sermon made me strong and full of passion. From now on, I will stop fooling around, learn from my predecessors and climb up step by step. I still try to sleep in the shade and get up early. It doesn't matter whether the season turns to summer or whether the cold disappears. I am proficient in the four books and the five classics, and I am also familiar with it in ancient times. I will change the past and look at the present. Baozhong: Suddenly, I heard my daughter-in-law tell me that the old lady was so angry that her face was yellow and her mistress was as black as a person. She insisted on taking the exam and going to Beijing. I finally saw a gauze cap like rain, but he couldn't leave. Junior three passed the black exam, so I told him to herd cattle and sheep. Ersao: Dad, don't say that. This home is very difficult for you. My third brother can't get your support. He was brought up by his mother-in-law. If you don't let him take the exam, my sister-in-law can't promise you this. Baozhong: I can't go if I say no. Who dares to pawn my home? Ersao: Dad, don't talk big. If you want to catch the exam, why not discuss it first? Bao Zhong: You can't talk empty words in the exam. You must pay for the trip. It doesn't matter if he doesn't discuss me. He panicked when I didn't take the money at the thought of success. Sister-in-law: Dad doesn't need to say that. How to judge the face of a scholar? Qi Guan zhong Chou He and Qi have got married. In the past, Zhong Ni was ugly and traveled around the world. There are many good examples in history books, and he has never been discredited because of his ugly appearance. Dad, it's good to just take the writing test. How can ugly people become weak and strong? Although his third brother is a monster, his talent can help the country. If dad lets him go to the examination room, he can study day and night. Baozhong: The eldest daughter-in-law should only speak three black languages, which made me have no problem for a while. Bao Gong: Dad asked his son to go there. He wrote three articles about Wang Zong, and his son's name was on the gold list, which is good for the country and the family. Second sister-in-law: Xiao Sanhei, you keep saying that you want to take the exam. Why don't you make any noise when you talk? You were born dull and stupid, like a stupid eagle. You are stupid and heartless, and black people dare not laugh. In my opinion, the examiner will not ask you for it. After ten thousand years, you won't even have any official hair. Bao Zheng: Sister-in-law, don't insult me. It's too bad to judge a book by its cover. It's not that my third brother exaggerates. I will never go home unless I win. Sister-in-law: Little Black, you can't try to catch the exam and see who will drive you home. Bao Zheng: Yes or no, I'm going. You can't crush me. Second sister-in-law: You stay at home and give me cattle and horses, or you will lose your job if you persist. Bao Zheng: Who are you trying to scare by saying that? Who wants to listen to you? Sister-in-law: Brothers and sisters quarrel slowly. Please make up your mind quickly. Baozhong: Little Black, you are so outrageous. You are nothing if you are neither big nor small. Sister-in-law: Let him go, because bickering is a joke. Baozhong: Tell him if you can. I don't care about him anyway. Second sister-in-law: Just tell him which one will bring him the travel expenses. Bao Zheng: I got three dollars. If you don't accept it, we will break up. Small three black you haven't grown up, you want to split up, this agriculture you shed a few drops of sweat, how can I let you corrupt him, angry with rattan hit you. Second sister-in-law: if you want to hit him, hit him hard, don't spare him lightly. Sister-in-law: I think third brother is too young to talk. Please calm down and be quiet. Baozhong: As long as I have breath, I will see who dares to share this family. Bao Zheng: Don't look down on me. Bao Zheng is not without ambition. Second sister-in-law: If you don't get the first place in Beijing, I'll see how you sell your mouth. Bao Zheng: If I don't make it to Beijing, I will keep my head down in front of you. If I win the first place in Beijing. Ersao: It's all yours, Miss. Tell me to go east, not west. Bao Zheng: Who will protect you? Second sister-in-law: I still won't agree if you can't find a guarantor. Bao Zheng: Dad, will you give my son back? Baozhong: I don't deserve to lose face with you. Ersao: Dad, you recommended me. Baozhong: I want to protect my clever and filial daughter-in-law. Second sister-in-law: You can't go without sponsorship. Sister-in-law: I am willing to protect Bao Zheng's little brother. Ersao: I'll call you when Sanhei regrets it. Bao Zheng: I won't do it if you win. Master Xiang: The doll's inscription is bold and unconstrained, and the words are well-written. It is the pillar of the country, and the doll is curious, generous and handsome. Unfortunately, the doll made a mistake in the examination room, as if the pearl didn't shine. I will take him to the Prime Minister's Office and meet the king in March 369. Long live the Lord. If he can make an independent list, he will be able to keep the country healthy. Bao Zheng: Mr. Xiangrong lives in Suzhou, Anhui Province. He has my guild hall in Baoxiao Village. My father Bao Zhong's name is Mr. W, and my name is Bao Zheng. When I was a child 14 years old, I went to Beijing to become famous. Lu Yu thieves took me in for a short time and begged to go to the capital along the way, but I really expected to go to the imperial examination. I didn't expect that I was ill in January, and so was the Zhang family's shop. The most regrettable thing is that the shopkeeper gave you three clean exams. Emperor: Although Bao Zheng Jr. is young and ambitious, he can write an essay when he is alone and express his lifelong ambition in the Golden Temple. Wisdom is the greatest hero in governing the country. This doll is really a miracle. Really worthy of my love recommendation. Tell Bao Zheng to kneel down and be king and seal you off. Liu Yanlong: Long live silence. No official position. Bao Zheng: Hooray, my main palace, the Golden Palace, sit tight. Listen to me, it shows generations of ancient people. Ganluo became prime minister at the age of twelve, and Liang became the first prime minister in his eighties. As the saying goes, a wise man is neither old nor young, and a wise man can live for a hundred years without wisdom. Begging the emperor to order Bao Zheng to take office, I would rather be loyal to the monarch and educate the people. Emperor: Bao Zheng, you keep saying you want to be loyal, but you are still young. I don't trust you to be king. Bao Zheng: Adults have always been very kind to Bao Zheng. In order to protect our country and defend our country, I am not afraid of breaking my bones, and I don't have the heart to live in vain. Otherwise, I would rather go home for the people. Bao Zheng: When I resigned from Bianjing, I was very happy with Bao Zheng. I recall the past years and I am very excited. It's great to see my fame on the gold medal list today, thanks to my sister-in-law's strict teaching of kung fu, and also because I study hard for the blue light. What's more, Mr. Wang Xiang values me more. He led me to write poems and show my talents. My masterpiece won the dragon's heart, and Song Wei Wang sealed me with a smile. Bearing the kindness of the Emperor of Song Dynasty, I will be loyal to my duties as soon as I take office, and I will not waste my sister-in-law's childcare fee. Sister Feng has obtained her consent and is willing to take care of her life. I only hate my second sister-in-law. She has discriminated against me and bullied me for many years. Before I went to Beijing, I insisted that I was a rare girl and should not be rude in secret. How can I not blame the responsibility tiger for such a sharp woman who bullies the weak and fears the hard? Sister-in-law: Third brother, he went to Beijing as an examiner. He hasn't heard from me for several months. His master and servant are very young, and I miss him all the time. Every day, I look out the door. Liang's career in Beijing is far away. Why not ask Feng Ying to take care of me? I just hope my brother is in the hall. Bao Zheng: Go home and see my sister-in-law and say hello. Second sister-in-law: You have garlic mortar with eyebrows on your head and a wasp's waist on your neck. As the saying goes, if you want to be an official, you must have an official position. If you want to be an official, how can you wear a black hat on your head, how can you wear a scarlet robe on your shoulders, how can you wear a white jade belt around your waist, and how can you put on a robe? In my opinion, even if the sky falls, you will sneak into the examination room to join in the fun. I don't mean to be mean to you. You weren't born with an official mandate. Bao Zheng: Sister-in-law, don't look through the old almanac. It is difficult to make clothes with a stick as a needle. As the saying goes, dog skin socks don't matter anyway, and it's hard for us uncles and sisters to tell right from wrong. At first, betting was a joke, and I was happy for a while. A sister-in-law: It's easy for you to talk standing, but it sounds like singing. I don't have your ugly brother at all. Who needs to play for you? Dad, you are the original sponsor. How can you see him bully me? Baozhong: You are bold. You are unreasonable with red mouth and white teeth. You feel ashamed when you close your eyes. I'm betting you can't go home if you don't win. Bao Zheng: You don't have to go home. Give me my share of the property quickly. Second sister-in-law: When you are dying, you are joking. Take more breath. You must share this property as crazy as you are. Bao Zheng: It makes no sense that you don't divide property. Second sister-in-law: It's unreasonable for you to worry. What's the matter with you? Bao Zheng: I don't obey. Ersao: Cheat. I want to break up unless it's sunrise or sunset. Ersao: Your mouth is full of shit and grass, which makes my stomach swell and my mouth burn. You didn't take the exam at first, but you did. You make a promise and ask for a signal. I saw that it was difficult for you to jump the dragon gate because of shrimp, and now you really ruined the money and got it back. I bet it's my dad, afraid you'll wring your neck and teach him a lesson. Baozhong: Don't play tricks in front of me. You didn't even smell bureaucratic airs when you went to Beijing, but you came home to play tricks on the cat. My family told you to lose it, and I won't spare you if you insist. Ersao: Stop it. I don't want this face. Come into the hall and kneel for mercy. Bao Zheng: When I saw the bitch being taken away, I felt angry in my chest. You are afraid that the evil world will become rare. You have a sharp tongue. You want to bully me by all means, but you don't think my face is black enough. You shouldn't let dad stop me from taking the exam, and you secretly poisoned me. You can know what crime you have committed. If you don't like it, I'll let you take a knife. Sister-in-law: How can you see the level with women if you persuade Third Brother to be furious and not angry? Benevolence is the most important thing and people respect it. You know, people can see birds flying high from a distance, but they can't kill people. You should forget the past. Bao Zheng: Son of a bitch, you have to be beheaded according to law. I forgive you for being a good girl. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =