Don't bury people with dirty words

1. Call me a few words without swearing. This is a kiss and a kind of love. I always scold your mother. I'm falling in love with your mother.

How creative and brave you are to live!

Don't always ask people why they don't want to talk to you, because it's too difficult for them to talk to you. Can you believe it?

I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face right away.

Cockroaches, semi-plants with declining vitality,

You are the national football team! Your father is on the national football team! Your family, your ancestors are all national football!

The person who can "think twice before acting" is not because he is smart and rational, but because he is afraid of being scolded easily for his mother and uncle.

I looked at him (her) sadly and said, "Can the operation be cured? (hurtful)

A good man is sleeping with a girl repeatedly for a lifetime.

Your Excellency is really a natural motivation! heart for you

The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of humiliated ancestors,

Do you drink water, drink water or drink water? You choose!

I can't reach it. Try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.

A woman without talent is a virtue. I think I must be too wicked.

I think I haven't eaten chicken for too long. Why else did you get a little excited when you saw the feather duster yesterday?

If you ignore me, I'll be a dog! The more poisonous the curse, the better.

Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died!

The cashier said there was no change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think,

So many people despise me. Who are you?

The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

Descendants of Africans who fuck black pigs, chimpanzees with yin-yang imbalance,

Hippopotamus was crushed to death by Noah's ark, and a new volcano erupted.

Give it to me, and you don't have to worry, there is no problem!

You are a cucumber, and you owe it. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be screwed

Our country doesn't learn so many weapons, but learn swords. You don't have to learn how to use a sword. You must learn how to get drunk with a sword, because there are too many moves. Sword iron, don't learn silver sword! In the end, you have reached the realm of the unity of man and sword, that is, the knight errant.

No matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine.

In this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

The world is bigger than what you lack.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs. (One word "poison")

Physical defects lead to distortion. (hurtful words)

Before meeting you, I really didn't realize that I was a judge by appearances.

Large shameless loudspeaker, Eskimo shame,

Your appearance broke through human imagination ... (people with bad brains think you are praising him)

Put a picture of XX on the wall to ward off evil spirits during the day and contraception at night.

Notre Dame de Paris lacks bell ringers, so you are the spell book.

So shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?

I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is very beautiful, and the other is you.

Lack of oxygen, calcium and fatherly love.

Awesome is always more fashionable than clothes. The old model is not out of date, and the new model is out again.

So shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?

Push me again and I'll play dead for you!

Humus deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study,

How dare I charge you if you don't thank me!

2. If you help me find a joke to bury someone, don't use dirty words. It's easy to read that you are loved by everyone, full of flowers, well-proportioned and handsome. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals.

Moreover, according to my observation, you must be short of calcium from childhood, love when you grow up, grandma doesn't feel pain, mom doesn't love, the left face is short of pumping, the right face is short of kicking ass, pigs see pigs trample, cucumbers are born short of beating, walnuts are short of beating the day after tomorrow, motorcycles are short of kicking all their lives, and finding a daughter-in-law is short of screwing screws! Look at you. You're not as thin as a pig. Now I throw you in the toilet, and the toilet will vomit. Throw you into a black hole, and the black hole will explode itself! You say you, aunt, I'll teach you to practice calligraphy, you practice sword (cheap, the same as the back), you also practice sword on the sword, Jin Jian doesn't practice silver sword (cheap), I'll give you a sword god, if you don't do it, I'll give you a sword fairy, and if you don't cry repeatedly, you'll be a bitch! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! .

3. Swearing without dirty sentences 1 You waste air to live, the land is dead, and the RMB is half dead! When you look at yourself in the mirror.

You think it's unnecessary, but it's not. You are really redundant.

Curse others for being thick-skinned, saying that it should be difficult for mosquitoes to book you. Mosquitoes struggled all night and felt bored. Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig. For you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with people who are different from humans! Six, ah, you still exist in this world? Sorry, you are so young that no one will know you exist! I really regret that I didn't shoot you in the toilet and wash you away with water! I don't understand. If the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't? When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it's time for me to be reborn. 10 Please don't talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you. 1 1 If you can take the initiative to let scientists study, it will make great contributions to the cause of understanding alien life in the world! 12 who says pig brain is the most stupid? I said that the pig brain is the smartest, and I sleep after eating the bag, thinking nothing. I can only say that the pig's brain is well maintained and yours is the best.

Too many.

4. swearing without swearing will make people angry. Girl, your bed is always busy.

2. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

Everything is going up, that is, people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

4. Describe your life with your 2B pencil.

5. What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.

6. It's good to know what you are.

7. What is cruelty? For a man, I will break his three legs; For a male dog, I will break his five legs.

8. Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed on was the royal salute.

9. Put Lao Zi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.

10, I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.

1 1. When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg.

12, the most useless thing in the world is to get the pay slip in time, look angry and wipe your ass too carefully. 、

13, rival in love fell into the water and we had to pee.

14, when I love you, you hit me and scold me, and I endured it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.

15, you are gold, I am coal, you will glow and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

16, my deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except "go away".

17, with your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so keep slim.

18, your new love is still someone else's whore.

19. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

20, wearing a low-cut dress and blocking your hand is too selfless.

2 1, men are dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped. What the fuck is wrong with you?

22. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

23. The representative figure of charm: Master Kong. Thousands of people soak it every day.

24. I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

5. The dirtier the swearing, the better. Giving points is dirty and without wisdom. You lack calcium from childhood and love when you grow up. Grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't.

The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping.

Born to be a cucumber, I owe it a pat! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed! You said you, grandpa, I taught you to practice sword, and you practiced sword, but you didn't practice sword, so you practiced lowly! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice silver sword! It is wrong to give you a sword fairy, but if you don't do it, you have to cry like a knight errant! Really, why bother? ! Because of this, scientific truth; Not only that, I'm also a father. Look at you. You are handsome, handsome and charming. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and fall. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals. Look at your thin face, it doesn't look like a pig at all! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself! The festival is coming soon, and I will send you a pair of couplets: Part I: Trees will die without skin; The second part: people are shameless and invincible in the world; The people are invincible and you can't even buckle up when they fan you to the wall! ! ! You are very creative and brave. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper. You always say that your boyfriend is handsome, rich and looks rich, like the front line, with a split urine. Go and cure him! ! People are cheap all their lives, pigs are cheap, knives are alive, air is wasted, and land at home is wasted. China so many weapons are wasted, you don't learn, but learn the sword; Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! ! Finally, we can achieve the unity of man and sword-swordsman, an incomplete life, an alien with genetic mutation; You are a kindergarten-level high school student, born with Mongolian frog head; You are the abandoned baby of Everest snowman and the murderer of septic tank blockage; You, an African, have sex with a descendant of a black pig, a chimpanzee with yin-yang imbalance; Your hippo crushed by Noah's ark, a new volcano erupts; You shameless megaphone are a disgrace to Eskimos; You are a super individual who lives with the rotten semi-plant cockroach; You smelly garbage man, the source of the term "spit on"; You dinosaur who degenerated three times a day, the strongest loser in human history; You old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, mindless creature; You, the son of your ancestors, ruined the reputation of your Asian compatriots; You are a primitive species that has been deposited for thousands of years and scientists dare not study it; You are an indispensable raw material to destroy the universe, an orc that even the orcs despise; You are a disfigured McDonald's uncle, a sedimentary raw material with oil concentration 10 times; A hateful guy like you can only play a piece of shit in TV series; You can't compare with chewing gum peed by dogs on the roadside; Even as beautiful as a flower, you are more than 10 times; If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth; If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment; Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touched; The saliva you spit is more deadly than SARS; Pretending to be cute can instantly solve the problem of population expansion; If you play cool and handsome, human beings will reproduce asexually; Idiot can be your teacher, mentally retarded can teach you to speak human words; As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break; Immigrating to Mars means leaving you; If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down; If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you, and even grenades will explode when they see you; If someone wants to fly a plane into Gemini, you will have the same power as long as you skydive; All the places of interest you have visited become monuments, and all the monuments you have visited will become history; 18 Only if you have never done anything good in your life will you know you, and even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough! ! The teacher told us not to litter, or I would lose you. Animals wear this kind of clothes and become animals as soon as they put them on. Fenqing is only one step away from patriotism, and not one step away from SB.

Handsome, human beings will use asexual reproduction. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you, grenades will explode when they see you, and others will have to fly a plane to hit Gemini. As long as you skydive, you have the same strength. I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? . Oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass? I don't want to hurt you either.

Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you. I have never seen a high school student with such archaeological value, such as a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease, an abandoned baby of a snowman on Mount Everest, a murderer blocked by a septic tank, a black pig descendant from Africa, a chimpanzee with imbalance between yin and yang, a hippopotamus crushed by Noah's Ark, a new volcanic eruption, a huge shameless megaphone, the shame of Eskimos, a superorganism with cockroaches, and a semi-plant with rotten vitality. Smelly garbage man, the source of the word "spit on", the dinosaur that degenerated three times a day, the strongest waste in human history, the old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think, the damage to the reputation of Asian compatriots, and the offspring whose ancestors are ashamed of it, the saliva spit out is even more deadly than SARS. The lowest goal of a college student is to be a peasant woman, a mountain spring and a little field.

The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man. A toad that doesn't want to eat swan meat is not a good toad! Men can rely on it, and sows can climb trees! What's more troublesome than meeting a bitch?

Meet two bitches at the same time. It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your fault that you are scary! You think you are popular, so you walk all over the street.

Every day, you just make a hullabaloo about, and people are tired of your complaining and running around scared by you. You want to eat jiaozi in Potala Palace, but you add a bowl of Chinese medicine-when you meet a Tibetan mastiff, jump three feet with a roar! You searched around in the ancient tomb, thinking that you would find the treasure. It's a pity that the ghost saw you and a flying knife fell from the air-with a grimace of a grin and a scream.

You become ta (.