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The joke that the national football team washes their feet by the river.
The latest news: The latest report of Sanlu milk powder incident: At present, the state puts the responsibility on Sanlu, Sanlu puts the responsibility on dairy farmers, and dairy farmers put the responsibility on cows. The police are doing their best to catch illegal cows. It is reported that the responsible cattle have absconded with their mistresses, and only a few cows with unknown truth have been caught. At present, cows are in a stable mood. . . . . According to the latest news, buffalo and snail have issued a statement through Al Jazeera, claiming that they have nothing to do with this incident. It is difficult for cows to make a "grass" sound through wireless cables. According to the interpretation of cattle experts, this meaning probably means: grass, not me! Continued: After investigation and analysis, the problem of the original grass is that the China men's soccer team has played on the grass. . . The newly obtained audio tape shows that it is expected to find the responsible party in the shortest time. The specific recording contents are as follows:
Chairman Sanlu said: I am innocent, and so is the enterprise. Ask the farmers who supply milk.
The dairy farmer said, it's none of my business. I didn't produce milk. Ask the cow.
The cow said, I ate grass. Ask the grass.
Grass said: it's none of my business. It is soil. Ask the soil.
Tu said: it's none of my business, but the river next to it is polluted and unclean.
He said: The reason for the pollution is that the China men's soccer team came to my place to wash their feet. Ask them.
China Men's Football Team said: We all grew up from the snack Sanlu milk powder. . . . . ! !
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