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Love letter: I hope you will spend this life with me.
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More than half a year after graduation, the time away from that student is gone forever, and I am gradually integrated into my work. In this atmosphere, I feel that everyone is considering some practical issues, such as salary, lifestyle, diet, garage purchase and marriage. Seriously, it is not your own maturity, but the society that drives you to mature.
Half a year has passed, and what I hear most is whether you have a girlfriend. More relatives and friends are beginning to care. Let's talk about it Talked for a long time. Let's talk about it You can really fall in love. Really? I can't believe it's so fast.
Half a year ago, if you give me a reason not to fall in love, I might often say that I can't forget her; After half a year, if you give me a reason not to fall in love, I may say: I really don't know what kind of girl I should choose. This is a great event, better than a successful plan; Better than a heavy year-end gift package; Better than anything you've ever met.
Some people say that I am too demanding, and many girls don't think much; Some people say that I am watching and waiting for the girl's arrival, but that moment may not have appeared yet; Some people say that I don't know how to fall in love, and I am illiterate about this subject.
However, the reason I can give is because there is no reason.
In my mind, there is actually no fixed girlfriend paradigm, or there is no such a frozen photo in my mind for me to look for in the vast sea of people.
Let's look at funny love letters in history.
In today's highly developed Internet age, everyone can become a medium of communication. So there are all kinds of interesting jokes circulating on the Internet, and we call these published users Duan Zishou. Today's collection of love letters, we are going to look at the funniest love poems in history selected by netizens. Let's feel these suffocating moments together.
One,
The ancients laughed and expected. So handsome guys must laugh and laugh skillfully; You must look forward to your beautiful eyes, look around and let people around you think you are looking at him. According to my observation, your smile and hope properly show your beauty status. Supposedly, I don't care if you laugh or not. Always smile at me! When you smile, you steal my soul and take my soul away. I am sitting in the classroom, my heart has already slipped out and danced with your beautiful eyes. My eyes are fixed on the textbook, and my god has already been swam by your clever smile. Time slipped away quietly, and suddenly I woke up to find that I didn't read the textbook, review my notes, or recite the words. Alas, I haven't finished anything! It's too late to regret. I think you did it to me. As the saying goes, there is a master in debt and a head in grievance. Naturally, I have to ask you for it. So, I decided to ruin my arrogant sister's reputation to win you over, and when I pursued you, I was also asking you for debt.
Second,
Dear Cowherd Brothers:
I hesitate to write this letter because I am afraid that the Jade Emperor will know that I am secretly with you again. They are cruel and heartless, and only give us one day to date every year. How can it be enough? ) Do you have a good time on earth? I am very unhappy here, because there is no gravity, and the garbage here is flying all over the sky. I can't cry when I'm sad, let alone defecate. Is it really bitter? The last time Americans came to me by spaceship, the Jade Emperor asked me to line up to meet them for inspection. They saw that I was a little beautiful, just like a pervert, and asked me for my phone number, QQ and email address. A wolf in a spacesuit.
Our Wonton Noodles is delicious, and we recently opened a hotpot restaurant. Next time you come up on a rocket, we'll eat Yutu hot pot.
Last month, Tathagata and Guanyin finally got married and put several tables in the sky. The Jade Emperor looks very unhappy. He had already taken a fancy to Guanyin, but the queen mother kept staring, and he didn't dare to move.
The weather is getting colder. I wanted to buy you some clothes in the online mall, but I forgot how high your measurements were, so I didn't sell them. Do you have broadband at home? Why not go to fame and see what is suitable? I have recently received several programs and made some extra money. I will pay for what I like.
That's it, otherwise the Jade Emperor will say that I am writing a love letter at work. I wanted to remember that you sent some money, but the envelope has just been pasted. I'll come again next time.
Your favorite sister Vega.
Third,
The other day you asked me what was good for you, but I couldn't remember it at the moment. After two days of thinking, I finally thought of the following things that I am good to you:
1. I got a scholarship before I met you, and I made up the exam after I met you. Before you know me, you make up the exam, and after you know me, you get a scholarship.
I bear the shame of making others laugh and washing your clothes.
I will give you an apple and two apples, and I will give you the big one.
Eat a fish together, I'll let you eat the big body, and I'll eat the fish head myself.
You are so ugly, I say you are beautiful. I am so handsome, you call me ugly.
6. Go out to spend money, and you can only eat radishes when you come back. Of course, you can also eat shark fin yourself if you save money.
I didn't have a girlfriend before I met you. Before I met you, you had two boyfriends (a high school and a junior high school). )
8. When you are angry, I let you take it out on me. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.
9. You can kiss me at any time. If you allow me, I want to kiss you.
10. You often hit me, but I never hit you.
Conclusion: These are humorous ways to describe love. Indeed, if we don't want to experience happiness, then love is bound to make our charm greatly reduced.
Spend the winter solstice with your family.
Spend the winter with your family on the solstice (part I). The west wind is cold all night, and thousands of miles of pears bloom. Don't be careless, my friend. Change his face every other day. Armed with winter clothes, hats, scarves and masks. A healthy body is the most important thing to prevent the spread of colds and flu. I wish you good health on the solstice of winter!
2. little reunion on earth, the winter solstice is as big as a year. Good morning.
3. Last winter to Sunday, greetings were sent; This winter solstice, the blessing has never been forgotten; Although the short message is small, the article tells the truth; The days are short and the nights are long, so add clothes and rest assured; The original friends are always healthy, and happiness can last forever!
When the sun is born on the solstice in winter, Tao will sprout with the sun. -Pongi
When the solstice of winter comes, friends laugh heartily and receive short messages from close friends. Caring for greetings is a kind of enjoyment and a warm and considerate blessing. For example, holding a warm treasure on your chest, giving charcoal in the snow, true love. I wish my friends a wonderful winter, happiness, health and auspicious photos on the solstice!
6. Song Wenwen, the head of the Cold Wave Sect, came here for advice today. First, I took my good luck fist to make money and win treasure, and then I swept my cold happy legs with one stroke. Did you catch them all? Then I want to send you a sentence: Happy solstice in winter!
7. The world after the snow is decorated with continuous snow, with luxuriant foliage and jade colors, which is really a gratifying scene of abundant snow.
8. The solstice of winter is everywhere, and all wishes will come one after another. It was my blessing that came smoothly. What will never die is my friendship with you. What I received was my message. I sincerely hope that winter is over and the perfect spring will not be far away!
9. Good morning. When the weather and personnel urge each other, the solstice of winter will bring sunshine and spring.
10. Eat a bowl of jiaozi from winter solstice, and happiness always revolves around it. During the winter solstice, always drink hot food, and your body won't get hurt. Keep exercising and you will be healthy. When winter solstice comes, I wish you health and happiness. Happy winter to the sun!
The winter solstice of 1 1 If you receive my message, it means that today is not the legendary end of the world, which means that we still have a bright future, so let's cherish every day and have a happy winter solstice!
12. I can send you a plate of happy jiaozi on the winter solstice, and I can only send you a group of professional mosquitoes to make happy red envelopes, good luck red envelopes, success red envelopes and health red envelopes for you on the summer solstice, no matter what kind of red envelopes, as long as you are happy.
13. When the solstice of winter comes, the night is the longest. May your life be beautiful; The solstice of winter has come, send care, may you be healthy; Winter solstice, send love and wish you a warm, comfortable and good luck winter.
14. I'm a guest all year round, and I'm worried about my life! Jiang Shang described me as a lonely old man, and the custom of Horizon is self-dating. After the snow, the staff came to Danhe, and the Jade Dynasty came to disperse Chen Zi. At this time, there is no inch in my heart, and where can I see Sanqin? -Du Fu's On the Solstice of Winter (Tang Dynasty)
15. When the solstice of winter comes, I will give you a bowl of jiaozi (O.O. O.o.o.o) Every jiaozi is a smile and a blessing! Eat happily and have good luck all your life; Sweet and sweet, happy life; Happy winter to the sun!
16. After the solstice winter, everything froze. -Yuan Zhen
17. A person's winter solstice night is very cold! Two people's winter solstice night will be derailed! Will you cheat with me tonight? The winter solstice night just wants to say to you: I love your winter solstice gift!
18. Precautions for preventing cold and freezing: In winter solstice, the cold wave is strong, the cold air goes south, and the north wind whistles. Please add clothes, hats, ties and condoms. Couples can hug each other. Welcome to be a big light bulb!
19. The cold wind in winter can't stop your happy laughter, hard work can't crush your strong shoulders, and the difficulties in life can't hide your happy smile. When the solstice of winter comes, I wish you a happy life and smooth work.
20. Holding the hand of the winter solstice, I want the lion to open his mouth and not let the cold go with you. Take a gust of wind from heaven and earth and empty all your troubles; Warm your heart with a beam of light from the sun and the moon; Miss a little affection and let happiness surround you.
Spend the winter solstice with your family (Chapter 2) 2 1. The solstice in winter is so cold, remember to add clothes and laugh heartily.
22. When the solar term from the winter solstice comes, I will send you a "song of happiness": think about hunger, cold and suffering, and it is a blessing to eat enough and wear warm clothes; Considering that illness is bitter, health is blessing; Considering the bitterness of parting, reunion is a blessing; Think about prison, freedom is a blessing; Think about the hardships, there are many blessings; If you are blessed, you will know it, and you will enjoy it if you know it. I wish you happiness.
23. Greetings and blessings are sent from afar; Until, I raise my glass, I ask the moon, and I drink acacia sorrow; Early winter came quietly, followed by first frost; Tips: When you arrive in beginning of winter, you need to keep warm in cold weather, so you should wear more clothes when you go out. Happy early winter!
24. The solstice in winter is hard to be short, and lonely sleep hates itself. -Ryosuke
25. People who swim in winter have ever thought about taking a bath with the flame of snow! Shiny land, shall I go to the afterlife or return to the previous life? I often meditate on the edge of this black and white snow, which marks the boundary of all journeys.
26. Take advantage of the east wind from the winter solstice to send warmth. May you be safe and healthy. Borrow the snow and ice in winter to bury your troubles. I hope nothing is difficult for you, if you put your mind to it. The solstice of winter is coming. I wish you happiness and all the best.
27. Qi begins at the solstice of winter, and it is just the right time to raise it. Let's exercise moderately to strengthen our energy. Enter nutritious substances and seek to prolong life. Good luck and sweet dreams. Live freely and laugh happily.
When I was a teenager, I liked the solstice in winter. -Zheng
29. Winter solstice debut, everyone applauded happily; Safe and beautiful travel, every day in a good mood; Christmas is elegantly transformed, and people are happy to raise their salaries; New year's day is gorgeous, and everyone increases happiness and longevity; Keep the program exciting, don't forget to contact your friends!
At the beginning of spring, I look forward to warm hopes and miss your heart. The solstice in winter is very promising. I wish you a happy life and a successful career!
3 1. Snowflakes are floating in the sky, greetings are floating in the radio waves, messages are full of blessings, and my heart is full of worries. Tangyuan jiaozi is accompanied by the winter solstice, and happiness surrounds your heart. May you live a healthy and safe life.
32. There is the fate of "having you in this life", the friendship of "brothers and sisters", the yearning of "thinking about you every day", the touch of "knowing the cold and knowing the heat" and the care from the heart: the solstice of winter is coming, and it is cold. Remember to wear more clothes.
When the solstice of winter comes, I will stop the madness of the north wind with warm greetings, keep the warm sunshine for you with sincere wishes and build a happy harbor for you with deep friendship. I wish you a happy winter solstice and good health!
34. The solstice in winter is very warm and the fire is very strong.
35. I have a lot of work today on the solstice after winter. -Ning He
36. The solstice in winter is full of grievances, and the flowers and birds in spring are deeply affectionate. —— Cui Daily
37. Little creature, two sharp heads, fragrant and happy; In winter, the solstice is cold, jiaozi is warm, and the tips are connected; When the solstice of winter comes, jiaozi beats gongs and drums, and the full blessings become countless; I wish you happiness again and again on the solstice of winter, and happiness is in full swing! Happy winter to the sun!
38. It is said that on the solstice of winter, when you receive the blessing of health care, you can be infinitely close to happiness. Divide happiness into a series of episodes of memories. Boil happiness into nourishing soup and taste it bowl by bowl. Turn happiness into the wine of friendship and drink it cup by cup forever. Health and happiness come first from winter solstice. Good luck and friendship last forever!
39. I have a sense of season, and I am even sadder. -Wei
40. When the solstice of winter comes, eat jiaozi, and every jiaozi has the flavor of a year. Scratching your head, grinning, wisdom and happiness. Shake your head, shake your head, relax and be healthy to your waist. Twist your arms and pinch your feet. You can't run away from health. Winter solstice, hot spring bubble, beauty hug, happy winter, leisurely and healthy!
Spend the solstice winter with your family (Part III) 4 1. Winter solstice solar terms, health first, regular diet, appropriate porridge, liver protection and qi supplement, red dates and honey, extra clothes when going out, pay attention to keep warm and remember, go to bed early and get up early, exercise, wish you good luck, family reunion, all the best and sweet family.
42. On the solstice of winter, snowflakes weave beauty into fairy tales to tell you. On the solstice of winter, warmth weaves greetings into sincerity for you to see. On the solstice of winter, happiness comes. I hope you can end my loneliness and love you.
43. In winter, the weather is very cold. To tell the truth, I don't want it to come, but when it comes, I have a strange feeling. Ah, I love winter, because, in winter, "the wind knows the grass", I love its character.
44. Now is the winter solstice in a foreign land. I look back at my hometown and dream of leaving. -yin
45. Pick an auspicious snowflake and the garden will no longer be bleak in winter. There was a breeze, and my heart pretended to swim with flowers. Raise a warm winter sun and turn your heart into a warm blessing. The solstice of winter is coming, I wish you peace and happiness!
46. Thin skin is faint cold in winter, and heavy sincerity is big in winter. I hope jiaozi can be cooked in our friendship from winter to Sunday, and I also hope my friends will be happy and healthy from winter to Sunday.
47. Winter solstice solar terms, the day of reunion; * * * together, happy; Telephone greetings, the phone bill is not enough; Short message blessing, express my heart; I wish your whole family good health, happy life and happy family; Bless in advance, lest the line be busy.
48. The winter solstice is coming again, and you are very happy. May you smile; Best of luck, I wish you a wide range of financial resources; I wish the elderly health, and I hope you will not be invaded by all diseases; Dragon happiness, wish you good luck and peace; Best wishes, may you feel happy!
49. It would be a pity if no one cared about the beautiful days. Perhaps blessing is just a form, but it can bring warmth to the soul, so I spent ten yuan to send you a message, wishing you a happy winter!
50. In winter, the sun shines again on the solstice, and the vegetation gradually germinates. Zhao Meng
5 1. On the solstice of winter, happiness between heaven and earth is at your hand. May you freeze your troubles, hide your sadness, let the sunshine of happiness shine on your heart, and let the breeze of good luck surround you. Please accept my sincere wishes in the winter of solstice.
52. When the solstice of winter comes and the temperature drops, my blessing will not be closed. I am worried about text messages, and I am surrounded by greetings. Remember to add clothes when it is cold, and don't taste cold food. May your body be healthy forever, and happy laughter spread everywhere!
53. The cold wind blows away the tired dust for you; Snowflakes come to build a world wrapped in white for you; When the solstice of winter comes, I extend my sincere greetings to you. May you: throw away all your troubles and worries, be happy every second, do good things every moment, and realize your dreams every day. I wish you a happy winter solstice.
54. On the solstice of early winter, I sold the cattle I bought. -Shi Puji
55. On the day of winter solstice, I stood at the window thinking about people far away.
56. When it begins to snow, the snowflakes are often not large or dense. For example, catkins float gently with the wind. The wind is blowing harder and harder, the snow is getting denser and denser, and the snowflake is getting bigger and bigger, like a white net, and things in the distance can't be seen clearly.
57. The winter solstice cold index drops, and I wish the temperature will rise: May your anxiety index drop and your happiness temperature rise; Busy index drops, and leisurely temperature rises; The failure index decreases and the success temperature increases; The disease index decreased and the health index increased.
58. Winter solstice snow, beautiful face, elegant winter dream; Winter solstice soup, boiling joy, feel the summer heat wave! This is the coldest time of the year. I wish you happiness as snow and warmth as soup!
59. Stay away from the Tropic of Cancer. Blessed sunshine will lengthen the circle, accompanied by relaxed greetings. Happiness is like cotton-padded clothes to keep warm, affectionate and sweet, and there is no cold this winter. I wish you a happy winter solstice
60. Tangyuan is an indispensable food from winter to sun. We still have the saying that eating glutinous rice balls only grows one year old.
Romantic and aesthetic love letter model essay: I want to grow old with you
Romantic and beautiful love letter model essay: I want to love someone with you, that is, to protect him and accompany him to his old age. I want to grow old with you, from beauty to white hair, from hand in hand to eternity, and time is short, hand in hand to grow old together.
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I have always believed that there are always two leaves and two flowers on this man's way back and forth, bathed in the same sunshine and emitting the same fragrance. This is the deepest understanding in the soul. Knowing you, when the moon is full, I am standing at the window, worrying about the mountains and rivers, and looking back at the dim lights that have traveled all over Qian Shan; It is the touch of the soul, which is more and more profound in the plain; It was a beautiful feeling, spreading bit by bit in the accumulation of the sun and the moon. Some emotions, seemingly as light as the breeze, are actually affectionate. If it is a poem, it is a souvenir between the lines, with endless aftertaste.
In the troubled world, I really want someone who can accompany me as quiet as a chrysanthemum. Look at the flowers in spring, the moon in autumn and the snow in winter in summer. In the evening, look down at the lights, sit in the halo of years and watch a quiet time. The older you get, the more you yearn for those gentle and clear pictures and the ordinary and warm life. Sometimes, it is much more dull than sitting in a bustling city. Jiang Xun said that the deepest love is peace, which is more than any language, so I just need you to have a porridge, a meal and see the scenery all the way with me in peace. There are always some true feelings, which should be fulfilled with the deepest companionship, and there must always be some memories to warm the mountains and rivers along the way.
Love is understanding and sympathy. At that time, you were young, I was young and I loved your burning face. At this time, even if you are white-haired and faltering, I still love your deep wrinkles. Love is the gorgeous fireworks in the sky in April, the fragrance of osmanthus in August, and the regret of snow in the cold plum. Whether it's an instant tea, or helping each other in the old sunset, it's beautiful to think of it.
After listening to a song for many years, I still like it. A person who has been with me for a long time is still in my heart. I choose a city to die and meet a person who will grow old together. I came to this world and spent all my time just to meet you like this. There are not many eternal things in my life, but my feelings for you remain unchanged. I like standing in the wind with you, smiling at the sun and the moon, and I am willing to walk in the rain with you and share the morning and evening. If your hair is messed up, I will gently help you tidy it up. If you have wrinkles, I will quietly smooth the sadness and joy in your heart, together with a little porridge and rice. When I am old, my feelings for you will remain the same, not because of the scenery I walked with you, but just for that treasure.
If possible, please live in my words, even if the world is noisy, I promise you a quiet spring, summer, autumn and winter. I planted acacia red beans for you. You are in my heart, never far away, so my life is no longer lonely. What I said to you was my shallow words, and the poems I wrote for you, I read over and over again through time. There are no willows on the moon, and there is no appointment after dusk. You will live in my words and come into my life until you are old, don't you think?
The years of a warm cup of tea have made the fragrance far-reaching, the dust curled up, and the days have the taste of fireworks. I like this calm and sunny bath, like the freshness of grass, like nature and simplicity. During my stay in quiet inside, I snuggled up with you, watching the wind and moon alternate, watching the world of mortals flourish, watching the color change of the sky in the morning and evening, and watching the moonlight turn like water. Because of simplicity, my heart is clear and calm. Although time is silent, it has my favorite warm and cool taste. Life is no longer the splendor floating on paper, but the treasure and understanding after a long time. After Qian Fan, I would like to accompany you to enjoy the warmth of mountains, rivers, time, vegetation and fireworks with a peaceful and warm heart. I know I like this time, and so will you.
All the experiences in this world should be cherished, and all the deep feelings should be superimposed. I don't know how long it will take from spring to autumn, and I don't know how much wind and rain it will take from beauty to white hair. I only know that the distance between hearts should be measured by knowing. Thank you for giving me that letter paper called Lifelong, so that I can plant flowers, trees and time with Sun and Moon on it. Let me wash away the lead, in the earthly fireworks, just for one person to linger, turn an eyebrow into a lotus.
Perhaps the happiest thing in this life is to hold your lover's hand, walk through ups and downs, walk through all the joys and sorrows in the plain, and then cook wine with you in front of the court to see the fallen flowers and dye your white hair with first frost. Every night, I will light a warm lamp for the person I love. Then, I will share the bits and pieces of my life together, listen to his experience of the day, accompany him with a simple smile and make him nervous. At that moment, the house was full of fireworks, and my heart was naturally happy.
I hope I can have a house with you by the green mountains and green waters far away from the noise of the world of mortals. It doesn't need to be very big. There should be fruit trees behind the house and flowers in front of it. I should have a window. Every morning, I sit in front of the window and write in the sunshine. Then I look up and I can see you smiling at me outside the window. This is the purest time that fate has given me in my life.
I want to grow old with you, touch your familiar face, look at your aging face, accompany you through rivers and mountains, cross ups and downs, and integrate into each other's life. In this way, we are shallow, hand in hand, and grow old together. Watch the sunrise and sunset, see the wild flowers blooming on the hillside, watch the full moon and bathe in the sunshine of the four seasons with you. The park is accompanied by each other. I am here, you are here, and my affection is there. That is the spring flower I promised for a lifetime.
I am old, my eyebrows are drooping, and my temples are stained with wind and frost, but my youth is still so lush in your heart. When I am old, my back is bent and I stumble, but your eyes are still so clear and full of love. We wade through the long river of years together, and we walk through the ups and downs of life together. When we are old, you are my eyes and I am your crutch. The warmest thing in life is to meet you on the road, then feel sorry for each other and smell the flowers. I only hope that in this life, rice is cooked with you and water is served by you. I love you, and you said so.
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