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History can be traced back to Cai when he was in power during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. He married Chen's princess, later Mrs. Cai.
According to the marriage system at that time, Mrs. Cai's sister should also be married, but she didn't want to be taken away, and she had been betrothed to people all over the country. The rice is ripe, and Cai Hou can't help it.
But Mrs. Cai's sister, Mrs. Xi, is as beautiful as a flower, even more beautiful than her sister. Once she came to visit her sister and was seen by Cai Hou, so she joked: If we get married like my sister, we will be a family.
Originally a joke, Cai Hou didn't take it to heart. But the lady told Mr. Xi about it. The latter thought that Mr. Cai dared to flirt with his wife, but he was furious, so he took refuge in the powerful Chu State and designed to let Chu send troops to help him export evil spirits.
The trapped man was defeated by Chu and Guo, and Cai Hou became a prisoner and had to surrender. King Wen of Chu once had dinner with Cai Hou. Cai Hou remembered that he ended up like this because of a joke, and he wanted to kill someone, so he said that his wife was extremely beautiful.
King Chu Wen, who is drooling over beautiful women, is determined to find out. So he took advantage of his visit to Xi 'an, occupied his city, and took Mrs. Xi as his downfall.
Later, Hou was appointed as the gatekeeper, and his wife had deep feelings for Hou. They accidentally committed suicide one by one, which is the history of a joke that killed two countries.
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