How can I live without WIFI: paragraph 7

Duanzi 1:

I was in a shopping mall and asked the salesperson, "What's your WIFI password here?" "Snoopy, lowercase." I hit Snoopy and failed many times. I suspected that I had misspelled the word, so I asked timidly, "Excuse me, can you write it down for me?" She threw out a piece of paper in disgust, only to find that it read: Snoopy.

Paragraph 2:

Aunt lodger found a girl wandering in the corridor every night. She wore pajamas, expressionless, silently staring at the screen of the mobile phone, saying nothing.

This matter has been repeated for many days, and menstruation decided to take care of it.

"Classmate, do you have any difficulties?"

"ah? No. " The girl answered in surprise.

"Then why don't you go back to the dormitory every day?"

"Oh ... because, because the WIFI signal in the corridor is better."

Paragraph 3:

The customer asked, "Waiter, why can't I connect to WIFI?"

The waiter replied, "Would you like to watch it again?"

The customer is anxious: "I can't even connect to WIFI. How can I play?"

Paragraph 4:

Sitting in KFC 4G playing mobile phone, a beggar came to beg, and I generously gave him a hamburger.

He stood beside me and watched me play while eating hamburgers. Later, he said slowly: "Classmate, there is WIFI here, and your 4G is not off!"

I was surprised that he knew about WIFI and 4G, so I asked, "How do you know all this?"

He smiled and said, "I ate hamburgers and played with my mobile phone here like you the other day, but I forgot to turn off 4 G. Now it's like this."

Paragraph 5:

WIFI was installed in the office, and my colleague asked me what my user name was. I said, "Give me a dollar." He took out a dollar and said, you can tell me now. I am embarrassed to say, "The user name is' Give me a dollar'. It's very kind of you to give me a dollar. " Then my colleagues came to ask me one after another. It's only a short time, and the money for lunch is enough. I seem to have found a way to get rich.

Paragraph 6:

Mom didn't come home today, just me and dad. The wireless router at home is in dad's bedroom. I was in the room with my friend WeChat just now, and suddenly I found that I was disconnected from the Internet. I crept away from my father's bedroom door and found him looking at me with a wry smile: "Ha, ha, ha, I knew you didn't sleep. Go to the refrigerator and get me a bottle of green tea. I am too tired to go down. " Dad, this method is really cruel.

Paragraph 7:

A colleague and his girlfriend went on a trip. One day, his girlfriend was too tired to speak on the ground.

Colleagues are very anxious: "stand up, there is a place to rest in front."

Girlfriend shook her head: "I can't leave even if I die."

Colleague added: "Hang in there, there will be something delicious in a while."

My girlfriend's eyes lit up and tried to stand up, but she still failed.

My colleague pondered for a moment and said, "There will be free WIFI in half an hour's journey."

Girlfriend jumped up and strode forward.

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