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The story of the speech before Chinese class is required to be funny, humorous and philosophical at the same time, about 3 minutes.
One day, he went fishing in the small pond behind his unit. It happened that the director and deputy director were around him and were fishing.
He just nodded slightly. What are these two undergraduates talking about?
After a while, the director put down the fishing rod, stretched himself and walked briskly across the water to go to the toilet.
The doctor's eyes are about to fall off. Floating on the water? Really? This is a pond.
When the director came back from the toilet, he also floated back from the water.
What's going on here? Doctoral students are not easy to ask, they are doctoral students!
After a while, the deputy director also stood up, took a few steps and floated across the water to go to the toilet. Now the doctor almost fainted: no way, go to a place where Jianghu experts are concentrated?
Doctoral students are also very anxious. There are walls on both sides of this pond. It takes more than ten minutes to go to the toilet opposite, and it's too far to go back to work. What should I do?
Doctoral students don't want to ask the two directors. After holding back for a long time, they got up and stepped into the water: I don't believe undergraduates can pass, but my doctoral students can't.
The doctor fell into the water with a bang.
Two directors pulled him out and asked him why he had to go into the water. He asked, "Why did you walk there?"
The two directors smiled at each other: "There are two rows of stakes in this pond. Because it rained these two days, the water just rose below the surface. We all know the location of the stake, so we can step on it. Why don't you ask? "
Education represents the past, and only learning ability can represent the future. People who respect experience can take fewer detours. A good team should be a learning team.
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