Tell some light humorous jokes!

A college student went to work on his uncle's farm during the summer vacation.

A college student went to work on his uncle's farm during the summer vacation. One day, his uncle asked him to milk, gave him a stool and asked him if he wanted to milk. College students said: I am a college student, and there is nothing I can't do. After 1 hour, 2 hours, 3 hours. After a long time, he finally came back. Uncle asked: What took you so long? The college student replied: milking is easy, but it is more troublesome to let the cow sit on the stool.

Cats and pigs are good friends [humorous jokes]

Cats and pigs are good friends. One day, the cat fell into the hole and the pig brought the rope. The cat told the pig to throw down the rope, so it threw down the whole bundle. The cat was very depressed and said, "How can I pull it up if I throw it like this?" The pig said, "What else can we do?" The cat said, "You have to hold the rope!" " As a result, the pig jumped down and said with another rope, "Now!" "The cat cried. ...

Stone steps ask Buddha [humorous joke]

The stone steps asked the Buddha, "We are all stones. Why are you worshipped and I am trampled? " The Buddha sneered: "You only got four knives and became a stone step. I got a thousand knives to get where I am today. If you want to succeed, you have to go through hardships! " A few days later, the stone steps brought a companion and found the Buddha statue: "This is my cousin, chopping block, and you told him." Buddha statue: "..."

Edison's father [adult joke]

The little boy asked his father, "Does the father always know more than the son?" Dad replied, "Of course!" "Who invented the electric light?" "Edison." "Then why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light?" "Ha ha, it's getting dark. His father is busy inventing Edison. "

Cantonese accent [joke]

The rooster was killed by someone. Sheriff Black Cat asked the dog who was guarding the door, "Do you know who killed the rooster?" Uncle Dog thought for a moment: "Hen." When the hen heard this, she jumped out and swore, "You big uncle, can you speak without a Cantonese accent?"