Desert adventure joke

1. A puppy crossed the desert. It brought enough water and food, but it died in the desert. How did it die?

The answer is: I didn't find the telephone pole, and I was bored to death.

2. Another puppy crossed the desert. He learned from his peers, brought enough water and food, and found a telephone pole. However, he died in the desert. How did you die?

A: The telephone pole fell down.

The third puppy crossed the desert. It brought enough water and food and found a telephone pole. The telephone pole was upright, but it died in the desert. How did you die?

A: There are many puppies waiting in line in front of the telephone pole. I'm suffocated without the wheel.

The fourth puppy crossed the desert. He brought enough water and food and found the telephone pole. The telephone pole is vertical, and there are no other puppies waiting in line. However, the dog also died in the desert. How did you die?

There is a dog charging by the telephone pole. It only brought water and food, but it didn't change, so ...

The fifth puppy crossed the desert. It brought enough water and food. Found the telephone pole, the telephone pole is vertical, no other dogs are waiting in line, and no dogs are charging there. However, the dog died in the desert. How did you die?

A: There is a piece of paper on the telephone pole, which says: No peeing here!

A: I'll give you a debut topic.

Yes: you say it!

A drunk got drunk and ran into an animal.

B: It's quite difficult.

A: It's a rabbit (vomit)

B: Yes.

This is another one for you. Another drunk is drunk.

It is still a rabbit.

A: It's a rabbit (also vomit). Ha ha.

In class, the teacher asked a student, "If I give you 1 dog, 2 dogs and 3 dogs respectively, how many dogs do you have?"

The student said, "Seven!"

The teacher asked doubtfully again, "If I give you 1 dog, 2 dogs and 3 dogs respectively, how many dogs do you have?"

The student still said, "Seven!"

The teacher refused to give up and decided to ask in another way: "If I give you 1 bottle, 2 bottles and 3 bottles of wine respectively, how many bottles of wine do you have?"

The student said, "Six bottles!"

The teacher said, "Great! It can also be proved. I gave you 1, 2, 3 dogs respectively. How many dogs do you have? "

The student said, "Seven!"

The teacher couldn't stand it anymore: "You are a pig! How did you work out seven! "

The student answered slowly, "I already have a dog at home." If you give me six, there will be seven? " ! "

A little turtle built a house and lived in it-with a lid in the middle.

The little turtle tore down the house and built a new house to live in-a new house with a middle cover.

The little turtle tore down the house again and built a third room-Giant Building.

The interviewer gave a man who came to apply for a job a resume, so the man filled in this information-

Age: This is a personal problem.

Height: Does this have anything to do with work?

Weight: it changes at any time, and it is different before and after meals.

Place of residence: It is a special place and the stage of my life.

Telephone: Ericsson mobile phone.

E-mail: only for beautiful and rich girls.

Working hours: The shorter the better.

Job application: find a job that can be surrounded by beautiful women without doing any practical work.

Education: graduated from a university you can't find.

Language ability: Talking about mountains is a specialty.

Interest: sleeping in the dark.

Birthday: the seventh day of the first month.

Experience: Dance Academy.

Whether you are a senior or a junior is an experience.

Married and unmarried: I want to find a beautiful and rich girl and hope to find one in your company.

Future expectations: only responsible for the podium speech, I hope to retire as soon as possible.

Hope treatment: just take more actual workload.

Name: taken by parents.

Age: Not young!

Height: Very tall.

Weight: medium.

Place of residence: home.

Telephone: It's my treat.

E-mail: My friend applied for it for me.

Working hours: 8 hours.

Application position: one.

Education: If you graduate, you will have a high school education.

Language ability: Yes.

Interests: A lot.

Birthday: Not yet!

Experience: I fell when I first came!

I was a picket in primary school!

Married and unmarried: parents are married.

Future expectation: find another good job.

Hope treatment: I hope everyone loves me.