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Lol, all heroes say lines.
I thought you would never choose me.
I thought you would never choose me. ...
line ...
good ..
Ah!
Ah! (angrily)
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
Hey! Come back!
Hey! Come back!
Let's find some friends!
Let's go find some friends!
Mom? Dad?
Mom? Dad?
Dad? Mom?
Dad? Mom?
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
Let's be friends forever!
Let's be good friends.
Come and play with me.
Come and play with me.
Let me give you a hug.
Poor thing, let me hug you …
Storm Goddess-Janna
Yes, it's true. For $2.95 a minute, I'll make you breathless.
"Yes, as long as it is 998, it will make you breathless."
The power of the wind is at your disposal.
The incarnation of the wind is at your disposal.
The anger of the sky falls on you.
The anger of the sky will cover you!
The storm is coming.
A storm is coming!
They released the wind.
Their wind has already started!
Say hello to the wind of change
Say hello to the wind of change!
I can smell your death.
I can smell death on you.
Your prediction is not good.
Your prediction is not so accurate!
Don't stare at me like that
Don't stare at me like that! Don't look at what I spent 998.
The power of the wind is at your disposal.
The incarnation of the wind is at your disposal.
Scatter my ashes in the wind
Let my ashes float in the wind ...
My time is up.
The time ... has come. ...
As you wish
As you wish.
Let the wind carry me
Wind, give me a ride!
I fly on the wings of truth.
The wings of truth are with me.
With bated breath
Hold your breath!
The weather forecast is clear.
The predicted results are very clear.
I ride the wind.
I will go with the wind.
Yes, I know I took your breath away.
Yes, I know I'm choking you.
You think this is just a harmless breeze!
Do you still think this is just a harmless breeze?
Barrel-Gragas
If it's your treat, I'll go too.
You pay, I will!
Last call!
Last drink before closing time!
Have a drink!
Have a drink!
YARRRRR!
Ah, ah, ah!
Get away from this!
Try this!
Happy hour-coming!
Happy hour-it's about to start!
Fight time!
Time to fight!
It's time to roll out the barrel!
It's time to flatten the bucket!
The only time I drank alcohol was when I spilled it. HAR·HAR!
"The only problem I have with drinking is that I accidentally spilled the wine. Haha! "
I'm gonna get you drunk, man.
I'll let you drink it and put it under the table to rot.
Fallen angels-Morgana
We will bring them pain.
We will make them feel better!
I'll get revenge.
I want revenge!
They will suffer.
They will be miserable!
cruelly
Never be soft.
Share my pain
Enjoy my torture!
Don't waste time.
Please don't loiter!
Feel my pain
Feel my pain!
I must take revenge!
I must take revenge!
Not all angels are good.
Some people say that I was an angel with broken wings in my last life … but what was my last life?
You will also be judged.
You will be judged, too.
Taric Tariq
Practical and fashionable
Look and use.
I think I'll make you miserable for a while!
I think I'll make you feel bad for a while!
You'll be crushed.
You'll be crushed!
I will help you.
I will mourn for you.
Magic destroyed this land.
Magic destroyed this continent.
Gems maintain their advantages.
Gems show their sharpness.
You face the power of perfection
What you are facing is pure and flawless power!
From coal to diamonds
Brilliant diamonds start with coal!
My resonance joined Runtela.
This is the echo of the earth.
Gems ... Gems are really outrageous. They are really, really, really outrageous.
Happy ... this bright armor ... sometimes even my own eyes will be dazzled by it!
Emerald insight
Emerald symbolizes insight.
Harmonious opal
Opal symbolizes harmony.
clearly
Clear and clear.
Ruby representing vitality
Ruby symbolizes vitality.
Brilliantly
Be dazzling.
Fight for divinity
Sapphire symbolizes divinity.
For fun, call Amber.
To symbolize the good times, please look for amber.
You are just glass, waiting to be broken.
You are just glass products, which will break when touched.
King of Man Warring States-Tedamir
My dick ... oh, no, the broadsword is thirsty.
This will be a massacre.
This will be a massacre!
Now they're dead!
Now they can die!
I am your worst nightmare.
I am your worst nightmare.
As you wish
As you wish
go into action
Go to war!
Follow my sword
Follow the heart, follow the blade!
My fate awaits me.
My fate is waiting
My right arm is much stronger than my left arm!
Summoner, when is your glorious moment? Is it WCG? ..... It's my moment of glory ... Do something big!
I am your worst nightmare.
I am your worst nightmare.
You never had a chance.
You have no chance to beat me.
Berserker Olaf
Don't leave anything!
Wherever you go, nothing grows!
Get into battle faster!
Let's go to war quickly!
Go, go, go.
I cut it! I'll cut it again
My axe is thirsty.
My axe is thirsty!
Finally have some fun!
Finally have fun!
The body of steel!
Eat my axe!
Erase!
Wipe it out completely!
Cut them down!
Cut them all down!
A person's value can be measured by the length and waist circumference of his beard ... belt buckle.
The value of a person can be seen from the length of his beard and the length of his belt.
Rockfall's power is approaching.
The power of Lokfa is approaching!
I prefer to travel by boat.
I prefer to go by water.
To plunder!
Plunder!
Let's move!
Let's go!
I'm leaving.
I'm on my way!
The impulse to kill Rising ...
The desire to kill is on the rise!
See red!
I'm going crazy!
Come on, I won't hurt you, I promise …
Come on, I won't hurt you, I promise …
Death singer-Kalkas
Do you feel cold?
Are you ... shivering?
Share my curse
Enjoy my curse!
Their pain is my happiness.
Their pain is my happiness!
I obey
Yes, sir. ...
Floating on
Floating there ...
Your wish ...
As you wish ...
To the lifeless.
Praise death!
I can't use your skull You have a deformed head.
Your head is so deformed that I can't even use your skull!
I will write you in my book!
I want to write you in my book.
Voidwalker-Casadin
Your magic doesn't work on me.
Your magic doesn't work on me.
Justice will be done.
Justice will be done.
Balance is above everything else
Balance is more important than anything else.
You are invalid.
You are insignificant and useless.
As you wish
As you wish
Balance of power must be maintained.
The balance of power must be maintained!
into the void
Escape into the void!
Once I tried to shut my mother up. Boy, I regret it!
Once, I tried to shut my mother up. God, it can't get any worse!
try again
retry
Twisted Fate Drizzt
The goddess of luck is smiling.
The goddess of fortune is smiling.
Choose a card.
Pick a card!
Do it.
I'm doing it!
Deal them cards.
Play your cards!
It's my lucky day.
Today is my lucky day!
I guess ...
let me see ...
Everything is under control.
Everything is in the card.
It's just luck to draw lots. ...
It's all luck ...
The turning point ... fate
Fate ... twisted ...
There are only two clowns on the deck. I'll deal you cards.
What? Looking for my fortune telling? Stop joking! I don't know any tarot cards!
The dealer always wins.
Those who follow me will prosper, and those who oppose me will die! This is providence!
Ambassador Tie-Bobby
There will be peace.
There will be peace here.
Fighting is serious business!
Fighting is a serious matter.
I will solve this problem!
I will solve this problem!
Their failure is not negotiable!
There is no doubt about their failure!
Let me demonstrate hammer diplomacy!
Let me demonstrate what hammer diplomacy is!
They will beg for peace!
They will beg for peace!
If necessary.
If necessary.
Where the language fails, my hammer will win!
If verbal persuasion is useless, my hammer will continue to persuade!
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Jokes? I really can't tell jokes. ...
If this can bring peace.
If it can bring peace.
Valerian will know harmony.
Valerian will know what harmony is.
We agree, summoner.
We think alike, summoner.
My faith will not waver.
My faith will never waver!
immediately
Hurry up!
consentient
agree
Slow down, I have to walk twice as long!
Slow down! I have to take two steps to catch up with you!
Why don't you put down your weapon now?
Why don't you surrender?
The blade of misfortune-Katrina
Violence solves everything.
Violence can solve everything.
I am willing to help you.
I'd love to.
Let the bleeding begin.
Start killing!
Brutality, my favorite …
Savagery, my favorite ...
Bleeding for Noxas
Long live Noxas!
cruelly
No pity!
Is that fear I smell?
Is that fear I smell?
Knife is a girl's best friend.
A dagger is a girl's best friend. Isn't it a stick?
Are you ready for trouble?
Are you ready for trouble?
Your choice satisfies me for the time being.
So far, your choice has made me very satisfied.
interesting
Very charming ...
Don't test your luck, summoner.
Don't test your luck, summoner!
very good
good
If you insist.
If you insist.
Mother always said, "Don't hold a knife along the slope ..."
Mom always said, "Take a step without a dagger ..."
Please let me hurt you.
Please, let me kick your ass.
Steam robot -briz
Enthusiastic, ready to serve.
The engine has started, ready to go!
Metal is harder than meat.
Metal is harder than flesh and blood.
Bones are not a good choice.
Bones are just poor substitutes.
Look, you are leaking.
Look, you are leaking oil.
Your steam is overflowing.
Your steam is leaking.
Trembling with fear, bloody.
Shaking with fear, meat man.
Does it hurt?
Did it hurt just now?
Destroy! Destroy!
Destroy! Destroy them all!
Fault ... system power failure ...
There is an error ... the system power is weakening ... (gradually)
I put "go" in "golem" & lt pause & gt that's humor. Other golems think it's funny.
Summoner, I want to change. ...
That's right.
Be precise.
I stay focused.
I'm still listening.
Magic is calling me.
Magic is calling me.
Rolling puppets don't rust.
If you do more activities, you won't rust.
As long as it takes.
Let it develop naturally.
Magic and steam, guide me!
Magic and steam guide me!
I'm squeaking. Does anyone have any oil?
I am chewing. Did anyone bring lubricating oil?
The era of mankind is over.
It's time for the human age to end.
Kayle The Judicator Kyle
Take me to fight!
Welcome to the trial!
Join the fight!
To solve disputes, we must first fall into disputes!
Who's next?
Who's next?
I'm going to stand trial.
I will be judged. ...
Are you sure you're going the right way?
Huh? Who took my hearthstone?
An eye for an eye!
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth!
Your time is up!
Your time is up!
Come here! I will teach you everything about the afterlife.
Come here quickly! I will tell you everything about the afterlife.
The Pride of Leaders-Ogat
Destination. Roger that
The destination has been received
Can't rest
Can't rest
End this pain
End this pain
They will know fear.
They'll know they're scared.
A gift of eternal pain
A gift of eternal pain.
System is ready.
The system is ready.
The lucky ones will be eradicated
Luck will be eradicated.
Being is a kind of torture.
Survival is torture.
Hydraulic start.
Hydraulic system on.
A loyal heart beats forever.
Loyalty never stops.
Execute.
Execute!
I found the existence of scum.
I found the existence of scum.
Only I will stay.
I'm the only one left.
They were found guilty.
They were found guilty!
I have to. Punishment.
I have to. Punishment.
Death is the only escape.
Death is the only relief.
It's time to see my ugly side.
It's time to see my ugly side.
Your death is irreversible.
You will die easily.
Fear? No, I'm a psycho killer.
Fear? No, I am the nemesis of will.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a pair of good legs.
You can't beat me, so join me, I need good legs! Honey, aren't your legs long enough?
Eternal life ... endless torture
The afterlife ... endless torture ...
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