Tongue twisters are funny.

Funny Tongue Twister Encyclopedia: A Lama came to the south with five pounds of broken eyes in his hand, and a mute came to the north with a horn pinned to his waist. The Lama who mentioned the broken eye wanted to exchange five catties of broken eye for the horn nailed to the waist in the north, and didn't want to exchange the horn for the dumb one with broken eye. As soon as the Lama mentioned the broken eye, he was anxious. He picked up five pounds of broken eye and hit the other corner. Don't be dumb. I don't know whether the Lama broke his eyes and hit the dumb man in the other corner, or whether the dumb man in the other corner gave the Lama a corner. The Lama went home to stew meat and broke his eyes, and the dumb man went home to play the trumpet.

In front of the mountain lived a thick-legged Cui, and behind the mountain lived a thick-legged Cui. They came to compare legs, and I don't know whether Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs or Cui's thick legs.

In front of the mountain lived a swallow eye, and behind the mountain lived a swallow eye. They compare their eyes, and they don't know whether Yan Yuanyuan's eyes are more round than Yan Yuanyuan's eyes or Yan Yuanyuan's eyes are more round than Yan Yuanyuan's eyes.

The paper was wrapped in fine silver thread, and there were 4444 small dead lice skins lying on the fine silver thread.

Outside the south gate, facing south, there is a noodle restaurant facing south, with a blue cotton curtain hanging at the door of the noodle restaurant. I chose the blue cotton curtain, looked at the noodle restaurant facing south, hung the blue cotton curtain, and looked at the noodle restaurant facing south.

What goes up the mountain, what goes down the mountain, nods, what has a head and a tail, what sits at home with legs, what swims in Bianzhou without legs, Zhao Zhouqiao, who repairs the jade railing, who stays behind, who rides the donkey bridge, who pushes the cart across the ditch, who stands on the knife bridge, who bridles the reins to see the Spring and Autumn Period, who pulls what is a ha ha laugh and who pulls what is a tearful exchange. What is the circle in the sky, what is the circle in front of us, what is the circle in the long street, what are the circles on both sides of the road, what flowers are blooming steadily, what flowers are blooming around the waist, what flowers are invisible, and they are wearing green and white, soap boots, ten kinds of brocade and hemp pockets? Double door, single door, I think it's myself. Cars crowded up the hill, the lame man nodded and went down the hill, the toad had a head and a tail, the scorpion had a headless tail, the board with legs sat at home, the food boat without legs swam Bianzhou, Lu Banxiu, the jade railing sage stayed, Zhang rode the donkey bridge, Chai Wang's cart turned over the ditch, Zhou Cang stood on the bridge with a knife, and Guan Gong bridled the reins to watch the Spring and Autumn Period, laughing a little. The moon is round on the horizon, glasses are round in front of us, biscuits are sold in round bars, wheels are round on both sides of the road, sesame blossoms are getting higher and higher, rice trees are blooming around the waist, vines are invisible, corn is blooming, magpies are dressed in green and white, crows are wearing soap boots, pheasants are wearing ten kinds of brocade, and Li Er is wearing linen bags.

This tongue twister is the most difficult to sing. We sang that there were forty-four lions in front of the mountain and forty-four purple persimmon trees behind it. Forty-four lions in front of the mountain ate the astringent persimmons of forty-four purple persimmon trees behind the mountain, and forty-four lions in front of the mountain were killed by the astringent persimmons of forty-four purple persimmon trees behind the mountain.

On the first day of the first month, two sisters went shopping. The older girl was named pink girl, and the second girl was named pink girl. The pink girl is wearing a pink coat. The pink girl is holding a bottle of pink wine. The pink girl was holding a bottle of pink wine, and the two sisters found nowhere to go. They pushed a glass of Liu Ling wine, the pink girl drank the pink wine of the pink girl, the pink girl drank the pink wine of the pink girl, and the pink girl drank a glass. The powder girl will fight when she grabs the powder, and the powder girl will twist. When a pink woman tears her pink coat, she will tear her pink coat. When the two sisters go on strike, they will leave their hands and buy stitches themselves. The pink girl bought a pink thread, and the pink girl bought another pink thread. The pink lady sewed her pink coat backwards, and the pink lady sewed her pink coat backwards.

A lame man came to the south, carrying a load of eggplant and a plate in his hand, and nailed a stake in the ground. He didn't pay attention to hanging nails. Hanging nails tripped the lame man, spilled his eggplant and smashed his plate. The lame man got up to pick up the eggplant, and a drunken old man came from the north, with a pipe in his waist, to buy the eggplant of the lame man. The lame man didn't want to sell it to the drunk old man, so he robbed it in a rage. Greet the pegs in his hand and pick up an eggplant and vegetables with a cat's waist. When the old man gets angry, he doesn't give eggplant to the lame. He picks up a nail and hits the lame. The lame picks up a nail and cuts the old man. I don't know whether the old man's peg hit the lame eggplant or the lame man's peg hit the old man's cigarette.