Soybean fart joke

Funny joke: I just want to know how many days did the bride fart?

On my wedding day, I made the most noise and didn't leave at all. After I left, I hid more than a dozen timed electronic watches in my room. Finally, it was his turn to get married. When he saw me coming, his face turned blue and he was afraid of my revenge. Who knew I didn't make a sound? I just forced the bride to eat half a catty of soybeans, a baked sweet potato and a large bottle of iced coke. Now that the child is two years old, he still looks at me with great hatred.