There are jokes about the romance of the Three Kingdoms.

One day, Zhuge Liang was playing computer at home. Suddenly, Masu called and said, "God, there are many Ferrari sports cars 500 meters in front of the city!" "

Hearing this, Zhuge Liang quickly turned off the computer and looked at the tower with the "Three Kingdoms" brand advanced telescope. Sure enough, the dust is flying and a large number of Ferrari sports cars are coming. Zhuge Liang said, "It must be that old thief Sima who has come to find fault again! Give me harassing calls and even attack my city! " "But Zhuge Liang thought: Some time ago, I sent most of my soldiers to travel, and now there are very few soldiers in the city. No, I have to call Ma Chao and ask him for help! Zhuge Liang picked up his mobile phone and called Ma Chao. At this time, a voice came from the mobile phone: "Dear Prime Minister, hello! Your mobile phone is in arrears, and the Three Kingdoms newsletter reminds you to pay as soon as possible. "

Hearing this, Zhuge Liang almost wanted to blow this collection onto the head of the old thief Sima with a human cannon! Because some time ago, he invited the old thieves Sima and Cao Cao to drink. After the wine was served, he spoke wildly, saying that if he couldn't win the "Three Kingdoms Kill" with them, he would let them pay back all the phone bills on his mobile phone, but he really lost! I was going to call, but I'm too busy now to hand it in. Just as the old thief Sima called again to say that he was driving. Zhuge Liang used his quick wits and came up with a good idea He let the soldiers put on suits, he moved all the speakers to the rostrum, and then let the soldiers dance, cleared their throats and grew up "uneasy"! Because of a loud noise, all the glass on Wei's Ferrari was shattered! The old thief lost his temper. He told the soldiers to shoot Zhuge Liang with gold M4A 1-S, but the bullet hit Zhuge Liang but it was okay. At this time, Zhuge Liang took off his coat and said to the soldiers, "Bright bulletproof vests are not afraid of wind and rain, nor of the sun!" " "The old thief Sima saw that it was useless and had to order a withdrawal, but the soldiers clamored for Zhuge Liang to give them a reward, and Zhuge Liang took them to KFC for a big meal!

The first banquet was held in Taoyuan. The hero made three wishes, and the hero made meritorious service for the first time.

General banquet, General Taoyuan and Hero General became sworn brothers. When they cut the yellow turban insurrectionary, one of them was called a hero, who had a set of magical powers and said: Shougong.

The second time Zhang Yide lashed Du You angrily, He Guojiu sought to punish the officials.

Zhang Fei smoked Du You, but Du You didn't hang up, so he practiced the golden bell jar. Why did Uncle He kill the eunuch? It can be seen that he also knew that Tai Jian was the product of the extinction of human nature, which gave birth to the earliest generation of democratic thinkers of human nature in China.

Re-discussion on Wen Ming, Dong Zhuo, Ding Yuan, Zhu Jin, Su Li and Lu Bu

Who's Wen Ming? He must be a big shot. Let Dong Zhuo and other upper-class people discuss it. Disagreement or quarrel. Su Li and Su Qin are near-re-embodiment! A golden ball can tell Lu Bu so many things, which shows that his YY magic is first-class, which makes Lu Bu angry enough to kill his father to vent. .....

The fourth time, Emperor Gaozu Liu Chen was abolished, and Dong thief Meng De offered a knife.

Liu Chen is arguably the most capable person in the world. He not only abolished the emperor, but also stepped on the seat with his foot and begged Dong. The thief Meng De offered a knife ... We can see that Cao Cao is a thief. ......

The fifth time, the towns were ordered to fight against Lu Bu, and Tsao Gong died.

It can be seen that Tsao Gong's influence can only be called "town" ... According to the catalogue, there should be a barrier between Surabaya and Hulao Pass, which is called "breaking customs". One of them, named Sanying, fought against Lu Bu and Lily.

In the seventh Yuan Shaopan River War, Sun Sun Jian crossed the river and struck Liu Biao.

Who said that only western knights would come out to fight? Yuan Shao is at war with Sun. A man riding a horse, holding a gun, started to fight with the bucket with a bang. Sun Jian, you are so mysterious. How long are your feet? Cross the river at once ....

The 11th Liu Huangshu Beihai rescued Kong Rong from Hou Wen and Puyang from Cao Cao.

It is said that a strong man named Beihai went to save Kong Rong with Liu Bei. Puyang should also be a general, who can defeat Cao Cao with Lu Bu.

Twenty-fifth back to Tun Tushan Pass Conference, three things to save Baima and Cao Cao to break through.

At that time, Tuntushan was also a lobbyist and reached three agreements with Guan Gong. Baima must have a good friendship with Cao Cao, so Cao Cao went to save him.

For the 26th time, the defeated soldiers in Yuan Benchu broke the seal of Guan Yunchang.

Yuan Shao defeated Cao Jun in succession and killed several generals. Guan Yunchang hung the decree around his neck, put the gold in the insurance and left with his sister-in-law.

Twenty-seventh time, Beard rode alone for thousands of miles.

Riding a road alone was probably the longest at that time, and Guan Yu walked for a long time ... There were two people who were awarded the title of Hanshou, one was Guan Yu, and the other was a five-pass and six-general. ...

Back to Nanzhang, Xuande, he met the British master in seclusion.

Liu Bei met Yin Lun in Nanzhang and Fu Shan met Athena Chu in Xinye. .....

On the 37th trip back to Si Mahui, I recommended Liu Xuande, a famous person, to visit the thatched cottage.

There are two people Liu Bei didn't recruit in his life. One is a celebrity, but I didn't look for him. The other is a thatched cottage. He has been there three times, but he just doesn't go out.

The 54th time I went back to Wu Guotai Buddhist Temple to see the groom, Liu Huangshu's new house.

Wu Guotai went to the Buddhist temple to see his groom Liu Bei remarry. ......

Back to the fifty-ninth naked fight Ma Cao brush Han Sui between books.

Chu Xu one-on-one hit Ma Chao, also known as naked. Only then did they beat back Ma Chao ... Erasing books was also a lobbyist, alienating Han Sui.

Back to the sixty-fifth Ma Chao War, Meng Jia Guan Liu Bei led Yizhou Pastoral.

Who is Ma Chao's biggest opponent in this life? It's just that the fierce will take off!

Back to seventy-four Pang Lingming carried the bucket to death, and Guan Yunchang flooded the seventh army.

Pound carried the coffin and hit Guan Yu, so Guan Yu told him to release water ... too much water and drowned the seventh army. ....

The eighty-fifth time Liu's testamentary edict entrusted Zhuge Liang, an orphan, to live on Pingwu Road.

Liu Bei is very kind and will go to the welfare home to take care of orphans when he dies. He must be a general to settle down, and he has drawn five troops himself.

In the eighty-eighth time, I crossed the Lushui River, then characterized by Wang Fan's cheating and surrendering, and captured Meng Huo. In the ninety-first time, I sacrificed the Lushui Hanxiang squad to attack Wuhou in the Central Plains.

There was a general in Shu camp, named Lushui, and the two of them bound Fan Wang. Unfortunately, he died later, and Zhuge Liang personally sacrificed him. .....

The one hundred and eleventh time, Zhuge makeup went to Gansu.

I don't know why Zhuge Liang pretended to be mentally ill. .........

Back to the one hundred and fourth time, the great star Han Prime Minister died, and when he saw the wooden statue, Wei Taishou was discouraged.

It can be seen that Zhuge Liang was killed by a meteor ... I don't know who the wooden statue is, so Niu X ... When others see him, they will be deceived.

Back to the one hundred and fourteenth, Cao Taizu died. Jiang Wei of Nanque abandoned grain for Wei Bing.

It is very important to obey the traffic laws. Cao Mao is an example.