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Today, I don't know that a turtle dove fell from the balcony, and the feathers of its tail and wings were cut off.
Finally, make a box for it to avoid being attacked by rats. Also, we should guard against natural enemies in the air, such as eagles and owls. It would be much better to have a cage.
Turtledove is the most docile bird, easy to raise and very painful. Tell a joke:
Birds and beasts fought, and the eagle king sent pigeons to spy on each other. Three days later, the pigeon was seriously injured and flew back. No sooner had she said the word "turtledove" than she fainted.
The crow said that he had long felt that the turtledove was abnormal, and the feathers of its tail and wings had been cut off, so he became angry with spies and eagles and was tortured to extract confessions.
Turtledove held her breath and confessed with tears. The eagle king ordered her to be dragged out for roasting.
Just as the turtledove was ripe at seven o'clock, the white dove woke up. He told the eagle king in a fast and weak voice, "Go and get help quickly, or it will be too late."
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