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There is a Japanese tourists, so a taxi to the airport. In half on the road, a car of the past, the Japanese shouted: "oh, TOKOTA, Made in Japan! It is very fast! " After a while, and vehicles have passed through, he says: "oh, NISSAN ! Made in Japan! It is very fast! " to hear these very angry drivers. When vehicles have passed through the third, he shouted: ":" oh, HONDA! Made in Japan! It is very fast! "The driver is an American, I heard some of these inevitably angry. When to the airport, the Japanese asked: "How Much?" Driver said: "$ 1000" Ask the driver of the Japanese surprise: "Why so expensive?" Taxi driver said: "oh, mileometer (meter)! Made in Japan! It is very fast!"