Who can tell us some jokes to calm down?

1. Waiting in line in the canteen, I heard a boy next to me say, "Master, a bowl of bullet cauliflower soup!" (Porphyra and egg soup) Haha, I laughed until I sprayed the soup.

2. One day, eating in a rice noodle shop was slow and hungry. Finally, I couldn't bear to strike the table and roar. I wanted to say no to rice noodles, so I lifted the table!

The result said, "Boss! ! ! ! I'll eat the table without rice noodles! ! ! ! "

The whole store was silent for 3 seconds, and then burst into laughter under the table ... shame. ...

3. Once I went to buy mutton kebabs, I held out four fingers and said "three mutton kebabs" to my boss.

The boss received "How much?"

I held out three more fingers and said "four" ...

Our general manager's surname is Zhou. I was driving as soon as he called. When I get nervous, I say, "Premier Zhou ..."

5. My name is Zhu, and I manage the computer room of the unit. Someone called my cell phone once. "Chicken head, are you in the pigsty?" I was yelling at that guy.

6. The unit toasted, a leader said. "I wish you good health ..." Hold your breath and be speechless.

7. When my parents quarreled, my father said angrily, "I want to go out!"

8. I play basketball in high school. After getting the ball, A selflessly passed it to B, and B scored easily. After a while, B got the ball, A shouted to pass it to him, but B threw it himself. As a result, A shouted angrily. I was really blind just now ...

10. In my impression, the monitor of the primary school is extremely serious. A self-study class, the classroom was crowded with people. After several times of maintaining order, the monitor was finally fed up. He stood up, patted the table and shouted, whoever makes any more noise will break his mouth! ! ! ..... class be quiet.