Please tell me a joke. Thank you. I am very grateful.

I think some of the jokes are quite funny

One day, an alien kidnapped a farmer. Due to the language barrier, they could only make gestures. The alien made a three sign.

The farmer made a five sign, then the alien made an eight sign with his index finger and thumb, and finally the farmer raised his thumb.

The farmer came home and said to his wife: "Honey, today I was captured by an alien. He said: He harvested three radishes today. I said

I will harvest them." Five, he said: Three plus five is eight, I said: Good calculation!"

The aliens returned to the headquarters. He said: "Report to headquarters! I arrested a farmer today. I said: I killed three people. He said he killed five people. I said I killed him with a gun. He said he killed him with his thumb!"

One day, a male fly and a female fly were eating. The female fly asked the male fly: "Dear, why do people always say that we are eating shit?" The male fly said impatiently. : "Don't say such disgusting things while eating!"

There is a man who likes to ride a motorcycle. He always likes to wear his clothes backwards with the zipper in the back. He said it prevents wind. One night, while riding his motorcycle, he accidentally fell off a cliff and passed out. At this time, two policemen discovered that they had arrived at the cliff

Policeman A: Look, someone here had a car accident! Let's go and save him!

Police B: Yes! It was so miserable that my head turned to the back.

Police Officer A: Huh? Still angry?

Police B: Really! How about we help him? Turn his head around quickly?

So, the two policemen started working together, only to hear a "stuck" sound

Policeman A: Oops! Why are you so out of breath? ! !

Me:..........