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Ask for help from a story I saw at a story meeting in the past.

An unexpected flight

Author: Liu Yujie

The only wish.

Ai Jia is sixteen years old and a middle school student in Munich. Unfortunately, he suffers from leukemia and often falls asleep. I only stay awake for about an hour every day. The doctor could do nothing but tell his family to make him happy in a few days: "Give him whatever he likes!" "

Ai Jia likes civil aviation. He subscribed to all the civil aviation newspapers and periodicals on the market, and the wall of his bedroom was covered with pictures of various civil aviation passenger planes. Flying with passengers is Ai Jia's greatest wish. In order to help their son realize his dream, his parents took Ai Jia to the air traffic control center. The staff sympathized with him, but there was nothing they could do. Civil aviation regulations only allow pilots to fly planes. After all, this is related to the lives of all passengers!

In the hospital, nurse Jenny quickly became good friends with Yijia. But Ai Jia doesn't know that Jenny's husband Jack is actually a senior pilot. Many times, Jack stood quietly at the door, watching Aijia's model airplane spinning in the air through the crack of the door, with a happy smile on his little face. Jack remembers that when he was sixteen, he was also a teenager who dreamed of flying. His dream has come true, but what about Ai Jia's dream?

Jack was lost in thought and thought, of course, the regulations of civil aviation are very strict. However, as a captain, can you do something special quietly? Only in the present situation of Ai Jia, the airport staff will not let him board the plane. What should I do? Jack grabbed his head and tried desperately to find a way. He designed and outlined the plan on paper, and then wrote: 12000 euros, which is the price he paid for creating the dream of Edgar.

Sacred things

A few days later, Ai Jia woke up after a long sleep, feeling a little strange. He heard the engine running smoothly, and the sweet voice of the flight attendant came faintly in his ear. Ai Jia opened his eyes and saw a bridge and dashboard with blue-green symbols on it. Two pilots are manipulating the instrument. Looking out of the window, it is a blue-black night sky. He immediately propped himself up and shouted excitedly, "God, I'm in a taxi!" " "

At this moment, a pilot turned his head. It's Jack. He smiled and said, "Ai Jia, are you awake? Are you feeling better? Welcome to Munich Airlines. Our company has specially approved you as a temporary pilot of this flight. The hospital sent you here just now, but you have been sleeping. Now that you are awake, you can control the plane ... By the way, should I introduce the plane first ... "

Ai Jia looked around and said, "Isn't this the CRJ-700 passenger plane produced by Bombardier? The standard cabin layout carries 50+70+90 passengers, CF34 series turbofan engines and 9220 pounds of thrust ... "

Jack smiled with relief: "It seems that you can be a captain! Unexpectedly, you are more familiar with this passenger plane than we are. Come on, take my seat, I believe you can handle it! "

At this moment, Ai Jia seemed dazed and didn't speak. Jack urged, "Ai Jia, isn't this your dream all along? Come on! " Ai Jia still didn't move, just whispered: "According to civil aviation regulations, I don't have a flight qualification certificate and can't touch anywhere on the bridge."

Jack and another pilot looked at each other, both a little surprised, so they had to keep silent and continue flying. Ten minutes later, Jack looked a little impatient. He said to Ai Jia, "Don't worry, Ai Jia, you won't go wrong in twenty minutes! Besides, it's hard to get this opportunity. Don't you feel sorry for not trying? "

Ai Jia coughed, bowed his head and thought for a moment, then said, "I also know that this may be the only chance in my life. But because of this, I have to take it seriously. If I promise now, it is to treat a sacred thing as a game! "

Jack was surprised at this and had to shrug his shoulders with a wry smile. The plane roared in the night sky, and Ai Jiaxing looked at the stars outside the window excitedly.

Terrible hijacking

Unexpectedly, in this quiet night, a sudden change came.

The telephone on the bridge rang. Jack answered the phone and looked a little flustered. Another pilot also swore. Ai Jia asked nervously, "What's the matter?" The two pilots didn't answer, just looked at Ai Jia and said, "God, we've never had such a thing in our lives. Today, you caught up for the first time. " Then, the two began to discuss in a low voice, according to the emergency procedures, first find the nearest airport, and then get in touch with the ground security and the military.

Hearing this, the Yijia must have had something terrible in the engine room-hijacking! At this time, I only heard a gunshot from the cockpit door. Jack shouted, "How did the bastards on the ground check?" Someone got on the plane with a gun! "With a loud noise, the hatch was forcibly opened, and then someone broke in and laughed:" Haha, I didn't expect that we started to dominate this passenger plane! " "

Jack and they looked back and saw a man with a big beard come in. Then, the dark gun pointed at the two pilots and said, "gentlemen, come to the engine room and gather the crew." Our boss has something to tell you! " "Jack shouted," are you crazy? I'm flying a plane ... "

Bearded beard gave Jack a hard blow on the head with the butt of his gun: "Bastard, you think I'm a fool and switch to automatic cruise driving!" " The meeting time is very short, only a few minutes, and then you come back! "Then, two pilots were reluctantly brought to the back. Bearded beard turned around and glared at Aga. He scolded, "Where did this smelly boy come from to sit in the cockpit?" Say that finish, swearing to go.

Ai Jia is the only one left in the cockpit. He tried to sneak behind to see what happened, but he heard several screams. Then the bearded man rushed in and shouted, "God, the boss is crazy. How can he attack the pilot?" Hey, kid, now two pilots are dead and one is injured. According to them, you can also fly a plane. Now you turn around and drive to Frankfurt airport at once. "Don't think about it, Edgar sat motionless, his beard pointed a gun at his head and said," Little bastard, can you fly a plane? If you don't obey, the passengers behind you don't want to live! "

At this time, there was a sudden violent shaking. It seems that the plane broke into a thick convective cloud and could not continue to use automatic cruise driving. Ai Jia sighed and grabbed the joystick to adjust the flight attitude of the plane. With a happy beard, he seemed to know something about aviation, so he sat in the passenger seat and ordered Ai Jia to turn to Frankfurt Airport.

At first, Ai Jia was still concentrating on operating the plane, but after a while, he muttered to himself, "I feel very sleepy now. I can't sleep. I was flying a plane ... "However, after a while, I collapsed on the bridge. ...

A harmless lie

The next day, Aijia woke up in the hospital, opened her eyes and saw Jenny beside her. He said eagerly, "Last night, I dreamed that I was flying a plane, but I was hijacked ..." Just then, a group of people rushed in, including Jack with a bandage on his arm. Jenny shouted excitedly, "Edgar, this time it's not a dream! I heard that the gangsters on the plane were disguised as the uniforms of the passengers' security personnel, and Jack took back the plane. Everyone is safe except that you are asleep again. "

At this time, two reporters rushed in and said that they would interview the young pilot who performed well in the hijacking incident. Ai Jia was a little surprised, but he was proud to see his parents nodding and smiling.

That night, there was only Jenny in the ward. Ai Jia said he would tell her a joke, which really made both of them laugh. ...

Soon, at Ai Jia's funeral, Jack put his flying medal on Ai Jia's chest, and a man with a beard put a commemorative book of the Flying Academy on it. In his speech, the pastor thanked Jack and the bearded president of the Flight Academy, who enabled the college's highly simulated passenger aircraft simulation cabin, fulfilled a teenager's dream and made him die in joy.

Jack said to Jenny, "If Edgar were alive, he would be an excellent pilot." He knew that he must strictly abide by the civil aviation regulations and resolutely refused to get on the bridge. Jesus Christ. As time goes by, the cost of starting that thing is very high. If the headmaster hadn't thought of hijacking, I really couldn't help it! Well, his dream has finally come true, and it's worth spending 12000 euros. "

In fact, that night, Ai Jia told Jenny a ridiculous thing in the ward: the aviation magazine he ordered had an introduction about the simulation cabin of a civil airliner, which he had already read on the "plane". But Ai Jia thought that there must be many enthusiastic people who want to help themselves, so he didn't point it out. But the funniest thing is that someone actually robbed the "machine"! I can't imagine where the hijacker came from. Let him drive the simulation cabin to Frankfurt! He wanted to cooperate with these kind people very much, but later he really couldn't hold on.

Jenny promised Edgar not to tell this joke to anyone. In this way, everyone will feel gratified by "successfully deceiving Ai Jia", and will not leave sadness and regret.