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Boasting sentences are funny and humorous.

This boastful remark is funny and humorous:

1, what you have money to say is the last word, and what you have no money to say is bragging.

2. Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.

If pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Ride a pig to heaven.

When I was a child, I told my girlfriend that one day, I would set up a recording studio at home. Now my dream has really come true, but the person who gave me silly fun to listen to my boasting is gone.

5. Bragging is becoming more and more arrogant, and modesty is becoming more and more modest.

6. The world belongs to us and our children, but in the end it belongs to our children and grandchildren!

7. I stood in your city hall and shouted: Oh, it's so deep!

8. You often brag, don't you? If you dare, you can really blow one for me.

9. I think I look good everywhere, why not!