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Xiao Haiyang ram ewe shepherd joke full version who knows.

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One day, I took a biology exam, and one of the questions was to guess the name of a bird by looking at its legs. A student really couldn't understand it, so he tore up the paper in a rage and was ready to leave the examination room. The invigilator was very angry and asked him, "What class are you in? What's your name? " A student lifted his trousers and said, "Guess, guess." ?

After the performance of the beautiful Mongolian actress, the leader came to the stage to receive her, and then her hand asked her if she was cold or warm. She refused to let go for a long time and asked kindly, what's your name? The actress replied excitedly, "Maragobi Matsumoto".

There was a car accident on the expressway-the tortoise trampled the snail to death. The police are investigating the cause of the accident and say snail: How did the tortoise hit you? The snail in plaster recalled gloomily: I don't remember, he was too fast! ?

A polar bear stayed in a daze on the ice, and when he was really bored, he began to pluck his own hair. A .................................................................?

My colleague's daughter is a little beauty. When she comes back from kindergarten, her mother often asks her, "Beauty, did anyone call you that today?" The little girl sighed: "I guess they see me too much, so they think I'm not beautiful." ?