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Ten people are urgently needed to perform short plays in English.
Summary:
A long time ago, there was a war in China. The aborigines want to take back the land that used to belong to them. However, the king of a country did not allow such absurd things to happen, and the war finally broke out. Unfortunately, the situation is not good for China. So the king decided to recruit soldiers.
Unexpectedly, Mulan's old and frail father was chosen. Mulan knew that her father was not up to the task and decided to dress herself up as a man and join the army instead of her father.
During her stay in the army, she met Captain Li Shang, and his concern for her deeply touched her. After winning the war, she told the king the truth frankly. Li Shang asked the king to spare her life because she disguised herself as a soldier.
Finally, they fell in love, got married and lived happily ever after.
Scene one
Narrator: A long time ago, there was a war in China. ...
Tak Shou: Get out. This land does not belong to you.
Tujue: Your land? ... hey, he said it was his land.
Tujue: We just get our land back.
Tak Shou: Go to hell, you barbarians.
Tujue: Attack!
Deshou: Fire! Kill them all.
Deshou: You'll see. My son, Li Shang, will take revenge on you.
Passerby A: Your Majesty, we lost. What can we do?
Your Majesty: Even if the situation is unfavorable to us, we must stick to it. Now, all we can do is recruit soldiers.
Messenger: Pat ... Ouch, what are you doing? Are you Pat?
Pat: Yes.
Messenger: OK, I'm a messenger from our great general Li Shang. This letter is confidential. Please read it carefully.
Mulan: What's wrong? Dad, you look pale,
Pat: Nothing. ..
Mulan: Look!
Pat: What? ...
Mulan: My father is dying. My brother is too young. what can I do?
Passerby A, B, C, D: What can she do?
Mulan: What can I do?
Voice: You can join the army instead of your father.
Mulan: But I am a girl.
Voice: Why not? You look like a man.
Mulan: Yes! Good idea! I don't see why a girl can't go to the army to defend her country.
Scene 2
Narrator:
Mulan began her military life.
register
Soldier:
Hey, don't interrupt. Line up.
Soldier:
Attention! This is our general, Li Shang.
Li Shang:
I just want you to follow the three aces. Tell them what three aces are.
Soldier:
These three "A's" are "Apple, Airplane, Adult Video"
Li Shang:
The three "A's" are "action, ability and agility", understand?
Soldier:
Yes!
Li Shang:
Very good! ... dismissed
Soldier leader:
Soldiers, come with me!
Soldier:
nature ..
Mulan: Ouch!
Soldier:
Are you out of breath after running for a short time?
Soldier:
You are a sissy boy: a sissy boy.
Soldier:
Look! He is thin and weak. How can our country count on him?
All:
Hahaha!
Li Shang:
Hey, guys! There is no time to chat with you!
Li Shang:
Are you okay?
Mulan:
I'm fine.
Li Shang:
Go to the doctor, and then rest under the tree.
Mulan:
He is really a good man. I wonder which girl will have the honor to marry him.
Soldier:
Hey! Soldier. It's time for dinner.
Soldier:
Oh, food! Food! -Hey, there's nothing for you here. Go away!
Li Shang:
Alas ... you are inferior to others in all aspects.
Li Shang:
This is for you.
Mulan:
Thank you. Sir!
Li Shang:
Let's eat there.
Mulan:
He is really a good man. In order not to disappoint him, I will try my best to become stronger.
(Soldier Weightlifting Competition)
Narrator:
After being humiliated, she felt ashamed of her weakness. So Mulan tried every means to strengthen herself. She lifts weights and does push-ups
Narrator:
After months of hard training ...
Robbery:
Sir! Sir! Our enemy is back.
Li Shang:
What? Those savages are back? Hey, soldiers! Grab your weapon and come with me. It's time to fight.
Soldier:
Fight!
Mulan:
Hey! Wake up! Don't sleep! Where are the others?
Robbery:
They ... are ... fighting!
Mulan:
What! -Guys! Wait for me!
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