What are the complete works of conversations between hackers and computers?

Xiao Bai: How is it controlled?

Hacker: Using Trojan Horse

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . . . Where is it? I am not blind.

Hacker: Open your task manager.

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . . . . Where is the task manager?

Hacker:. . . . . Under your computer! !

Xiao Bai: It's not in my computer.

Hacker: Forget it. I didn't do anything.

Hacker: I have taken control of your computer.

Xiao Bai: Oh

Hacker: Are you afraid? ! Hey hey.

Xiao Bai: Just in time. Help me kill the virus. Recently, my computer has had many problems.

Hacker:. . . . . .

Xiao Bai: Why do you always come in and out of my computer at will?

Hacker: You can install firewall.

Xiao Bai: Can't you get in by installing a firewall?

Hacker: No, I just want to add some fun. Controlling your computer like this makes me feel stupid.

Xiao Bai: I heard that you can make viruses? !

Hacker: Yeah.

Xiao Bai: You can control other people's computers? !

Hacker: General.

Xiao Bai: Then can you hack those websites?

Hacker: Of course, didn't you hear people call me a hacker?

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I thought it was because you were black. . . . .

"Mao ~ ~"

Hacker: I'm here again! !

Xiao Bai: Don't you feel bored coming in every day?

Hacker: Yes, it is. Your machine is the worst I have ever seen.

Xiao Bai: No way, it's a famous brand.

Hacker: I mean, there are only viruses in your computer besides mentally retarded games.

Xiao Bai: Oh ~ ~ Have you seen my Lianliankan? I don't remember where it is. I've been looking for it for a long time.

Hacker:. . . . . See you again.

Hacker: Hi ~ ~ ~ I'm coming!

Xiao Bai: I haven't seen you for several days. Are you blocked by my firewall?

Hacker: Haha, just kidding, it's easier to access your computer than mine. You don't miss me, do you?

Xiao Bai: I want to ask you a favor.

Hacker: What is it?

Xiao Bai: Can you access the power system and modify some data?

Hacker:. . . . . . What do you want? !

Xiao Bai: Please help me settle my electricity bill this month. . . . . .

Hacker: Go to hell! !

Hacker: Where the hell have you been? ! ! !

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . I have been out for a few days. What do you want from me?

Hacker: I want to find something.

Xiao Bai: What are you looking for here?

Hacker: Virus, find an old virus from a few years ago. Only your computer has the most complete virus.

Hacker: I'm coming! !

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Hacker: Why don't you talk?

Xiao Bai: In a bad mood.

Hacker: Who bullied you?

Xiao Bai: I lost a Q number with my first love in it.

Hacker: This is simple. I'll get it back for you.

Xiaobai: I can't get it back.

Hacker: Impossible. Tell me, what number?

Xiao Bai: Woo ~ ~ ~ I just can't remember.

Xiao Bai: Come out! ! ! !

Hacker: What's the matter? !

Xiaobai: Did you use my id to play in the forum? ! !

Hacker:. . . . Sorry, I forgot to tell you that I didn't do anything wrong, so I added a post, and I promise I won't play again next time.

Xiao Bai: That won't do! ! !

Hacker: What else do you want?

Xiao Bai: Your post is red in the face. First blush. I'm so happy. You must make me another one.

Hacker: Get down!

Hacker: Hey, I just did something very interesting.

Xiao Bai: What's this?

Hacker: I sent it to the forum.

Xiao Bai: This is normal.

Hacker: I insist as soon as I see it, and I will call the landlord a pig.

Xiao Bai: Wow, it's so pleasant. I never dared. I'll be burned!

Hacker: Yes, it has been banned.

Xiao Bai: Is this still interesting? !

Hacker: Yes, because I used your ID.

Xiao Bai: Are you an expert?

Hacker: It can be said that it is.

Xiao Bai: How high is it?

Hacker: Well, I hack myself when I'm bored.

Xiao Bai: Ha, I can do it too!

Hacker: # $%! You can, too? !

Xiao Bai: Yes, it turned black as soon as it was turned off. . . . .

Hacker: Get out!

Xiao Bai: I want to buy a notebook.

Hacker: Soft copy or hard copy?

Xiao Bai: Oh, it's a laptop!

Hacker: What did you buy that for?

Xiao Bai: The key to playing games and surfing the Internet is to be beautiful, light and easy to carry. The most important thing is that it must be more elegant than the flower next door. Which one do you suggest I buy?

Hacker: That's very demanding. It is "Wenquxing", which suits you best!

Xiaobai: Can you play CS?

Hacker: Not bad!

Xiao Bai: Can you throw a gun?

Hacker: Didn't you just hit the gun with ju? Yes! ! !

Xiao Bai: Me too!

Hacker: You too?

Xiao Bai: Of course! Press the G key after buying a gun! Throw it away! Then pick it up and dump it!

Hacker:

Xiao Bai: Can you do me a favor?

Hacker: As long as you are online, just say it! ! !

Xiaobai: I'm playing go-karting ... you helped me steal a car with eight exhaust pipes!

Hacker: That's only available on Korean servers!

Xiao Bai: I don't care! ! ! You stole it from Korea! I want to use it in China! Then I am awesome! Hehe ~ ~ ~!

Hacker: I have something to do. I'll go first!

Xiao Bai: Can you play a chorus?

Hacker: Yes! What's the matter?

Xiaobai: You help me get Tom Cruise up! I'm going to cook him into porridge! Let him dance with me! :)

Hacker: 88

Hacker: I want to ask you a question.

Xiao Bai: Go ahead.

Hacker: ............, do you have a boyfriend?

Xiao Bai: Yes!

Hacker: .........., what's he like?

Xiao Bai: Tall, handsome and powerful. It's great for me to run a big company. ..

Hacker: Oh, I have something to do. I have to go first. ......

Xiao Bai: Hello ~ Hello ~ ~ ~

Xiao Bai: Hey, why haven't I seen you for a long time? Did you get caught? !

Hacker: No, .......... is very busy. Are you okay?

Xiao Bai: OK, I'm busy, too. I've cleared Lianliankan! !

Hacker: .........., how are you and your boyfriend?

Xiao Bai: Boyfriend? What boyfriend?

Hacker: Don't you have a tall, handsome and powerful boyfriend? !

Xiao Bai: Oh, oh ~ ~ ~ I'm afraid you will underestimate me. ........

Hacker: ... you, you super idiot! ! ! !

Hacker: .............., I like you.

Xiao Bai: A virus?

Hacker: What virus? I mean, unfortunately, I found that I like you very much.

Xiao Bai: You are fooling me again. You always call me an idiot.

Hacker: Yes, you are an idiot, but in order to maintain world peace, I decided to sacrifice myself, lest you harm others ... Computer training will teach you to beautify your personalized computer.

Xiaobai: Do you really like me?

Hacker:. . . . . hum

Xiao Bai: How much do you like it?

Hacker: It's just that my heart hurts when I can't see you. My head hurts when I see you.

Xiao Bai: Oh, I see.

Hacker: What do you know?

Xiao Bai: So you treat me like a child with cavities facing chocolate!

Hacker: You can buy this notebook.

Xiao Bai: Oh, is this delicious?

Hacker: The configuration is good, and the brand and after-sales are good.

Xiao Bai: It doesn't matter. What matters is what color they have.

Hacker:. . . . . . Only black

Xiao Bai: Huh? ! These businesses don't consider consumer psychology. Don't they know how to add color or make hamburgers?

Hacker: Well, how about going to the toy counter first? !

Xiao Bai: Are you romantic?

Hacker:. . . . . careless

Xiao Bai: I want stars!

Hacker: I'll buy it for you tomorrow

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . . . I want the sky! !

Hacker: Which one?

Xiao Bai: That one, the brightest one!

Hacker: OK, OK, I officially announce that from now on, the brightest star overhead will be named "Little White Star". No one or creature is allowed to invade without Xiaobai's permission. The land use certificate and the final interpretation right belong to Xiaobai. Are you satisfied? ! Computer training teaches you to beautify your personalized computer.

Xiaobai: Satisfied! :)

One day, a stranger joined the hacker.

Stranger: Hello.

Hacker: Don't disturb others.

Stranger: I am a beauty! Don't be so rude to beautiful women.

Hacker: Unfortunately, I already have someone I like.

Stranger: I am more beautiful than the person you like 100 times.

Hacker: But she is the most beautiful in my mind.

Stranger: That's disgusting.

Hacker: Sorry.

Stranger: Hello? ....

....

Hacker (dark cool): Xiao Bai, Xiao Bai, even the IP has not changed. Do you still want to test me?

Xiaobai: Yes!

Hacker: What now?

Xiao Bai: What is the password of my online bank account?

Hacker: (shopping again, fortunately her bank account password was confiscated |||) What do you like?

Xiao Bai: No, I ordered takeout. The flowers on the other side say that there is a kind of foreign pie that is delicious.

Hacker: Oh, that kind of pie, no nutrition?

Xiao Bai: But I want to eat.

Hacker: (persuasion, ineffective)? Eat it and you will grow into a little fat pig.

Xiao Bai: Then don't eat >< But I'm hungry.

Hacker: Good boy, good boy, I'll come and do it for you right away.

Xiao Bai: Then I want to eat the last piece of black forest cake, the last steak dinner and the last sweet and sour pork ribs?

Computer training teaches you to beautify your personalized computer.

Hacker: (I owe you in my last life? ) I see = =

(Time flies)

Xiaobai: Yes!

Hacker: What happened to the baby?

Xiao Bai: I'm going to graduate, and the computer in the dormitory is definitely not working. I want to buy a new one, but I still can't remember the bank account password.

Hacker:? (sad ing)

Xiao Bai: But the new computer has no virus. What if I can't find you? Who will cook for me, who will help me upgrade QQ, who will remind me of my schedule, who will accompany me to chat and watch movies?

Hacker: (This girl! ! ! ! )

Xiao Bai: A little reluctant. My new address: Room CJ, XO Building, XX Community. Remember to help me install the virus as soon as possible.

Hacker: Baby? (You asked for it, so fucking touching = =) Your account password is: 52052059420,201314.

Xiao Bai: Ah! You can really log in! Why so many? ! It turned out that there were only a few thousand dollars. Bank interest is so high ~

Hacker: (powerless) Nonsense, I didn't put in much salary and bonus for N years. Your new computer is ready and will be delivered to you tomorrow. Get familiar with it first. After breakfast, come with me to the housing agency to see the house. It's uncomfortable to buy a house with a loan, so buy it yourself. I have taken a fancy to two sets. You just have to choose one, okay? Go to bed early, get up early tomorrow ~ computer tuning, teach you to handle faults easily.

Xiao Bai: Hmm.

Hacker: Let's go to see the new house today and decide which one you like.

Xiaobai: OK ~

(Visit the second set)

Hacker: You have seen both of them. Decide which one you prefer. When you are finished, you can move here as soon as possible.

Xiao Bai: Hehe ~ I like both. It's hard to decide ~ the first kitchen is big, so you can put a bigger refrigerator to save going out to buy food. XD ~ This bedroom is big, so it's no use for me to live alone.

Hacker: No way. I can live with you.

Xiao Bai: It's really great ~ My computer will be safe with you ~ ~

Hacker: Yes, but you have to pay the price.

Xiao Bai: Huh? Shrimp. Shrimp? I'm poor ~ o > _<O ~ hacker (approaching slowly and pressing Xiaobai against the wall): You can afford this price.

Xiao Bai (breathing hard): Shrimp? Price?

Hacker (bow your head and buckle your little white hand close to your lips)

Xiaobai (fainting)

(10 minutes later)

Hacker: Hey! Hey! ! Wake up! ! !

Xiaobai (eyes suddenly changed, wrists tightened and hackers kissed him): You want me to pay the price? Well, let's see if you can afford it!

Hacker (Meng Khan, why is it different from what you think? ): hmm? Huh? Well, computer training makes it easy to learn computer knowledge.

Xiaobai (holding the hacker on the floor of the new house): I decided to rent this suite. There is a big bed in the bedroom! Let you experience the feeling of this bedroom today!

Hacker (struggling, so strong? ): NND The five poisonous worms I know, Internet thieves, Trojans and shock waves (omit 3500 words). If you don't turn over and let me get on, I'll keep your computer from getting on!

Xiaobai (the name of the faint bird virus)

(10 minutes later)

Xiaobai (with innocent eyes open): Huh? Why am I on you?

Hacker (Khan ... dual personality ...)

Hacker: Is the new computer easy to use?

Xiaobai: It doesn't work well ~ ~

Hacker: How can it not work?

Xiao Bai: I looked for it according to the previous position, but I couldn't find the button ... are you getting back at me ~ ~ ~ I didn't mean to ~ ~ 5555.

Hacker: ... (I just configured the latest software for you ~ ~ ~)

How time flies ~ ~ ~

Hacker: I'm back! Hmm? Is anybody there?

Xiao Bai: Come back? Here it is!

Hacker: What are you doing here? ! ! ! ! What are you doing?

Xiao Bai: Oh, I just found that the keyboard is too dirty. Clean it up

Hacker: (Why didn't you buy waterproof ones at the beginning)? Wait a minute. What is this pile?

Xiao Bai: Alas! You have no idea how dirty that gap is. To put it simply, I will take off all the buttons and wash them together. Look! How convenient, hehe.

Set up a computer and build a secure computer.

Hacker: Married such a wife?