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Classic lines from Charlotte’s Sorrow

1. Ma Dongmei: My father’s name is Ma Dong. He died when I was born, so my name is Ma Dongmei.

2. Charlotte’s mother: This child Charlotte has a hard life. His father’s whereabouts are unknown as soon as he is born.

3. Charlotte: Dachun, I will give you everything I have. Can you please return the winter plum to me?

4. The young couple has been together for a long time, so don’t use the little passion you have in quarreling.

5. Classmate: Charlotte, where have you been in the past few years? You don't come to every class reunion every year. What difficulties do you really have to tell us all? Even if we can't help you, can't we still be happy?

6. Classmate: (Writing a poem based on Charlotte’s outfit) When I go to a banquet alone and dress up in chicken feathers, all my classmates dress up in chicken feathers.

7. Charlotte: Qiu Ya is the famous school belle of our school; and I am more famous, I am the famous joke in the whole school

8. Charlotte: Mom, my son is unfilial and cannot be taken care of. You are old. Find another one while you are young.

Xia Luo’s mother: Don’t worry, Zhang Yang is a person worth trusting.

Zhang Yang: Luo'er, let's talk about our own affairs from now on. I call you brother, and you call me dad.

9. Charlotte: You said that the smell of fennel will make me think more about you when I get tired of you in the future.

10. Charlotte: I don’t understand why such a beautiful girl will marry a pig in the end.

11. Dachun: I asked my mother to buy two houses near the Second Ring Road. When I bought them, the price was 2,700. Just six months later, it increased to 2,990. I asked my mother to buy the houses. Sold them all and made a huge profit. Later, when I saw that the price of houses was so high, I asked my mother to persuade my relatives to sell all the houses, rent a house, and then buy it back when the price of the house dropped.

12. Teacher Wang: Are you going to study? I am embarrassed to point you out.

Charlotte: Then how come Yuan Hua can sit at the same table as Qiu Ya?

Teacher Wang: How can you compare with Yuan Hua, who has three good students and outstanding cadres every year? By the way, when it comes to classmate Yuan Hua, I want to emphasize my praise. Just yesterday, classmate Yuan Hua won the first prize in the district-wide essay competition. The title of the essay was "My Father, the District Chief". Applause and encouragement.

Charlotte: Teacher Wang, is that for studying? That is for fighting with dad.

Teacher Wang: You don’t care what other people are competing against. If you can’t compete, just sit here honestly. Anyway, you’re sleeping wherever you sit.

Charlotte: Then I want to sleep somewhere else.

Teacher Wang: Charlotte, are you finished? The school is run by your family. Do you think you are the principal? You can sleep wherever you want.

Principal: Teacher Wang, come out for a moment.