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Listen to Grandpa's story (over 70 years old) and write 500 words.

Unhappily said: "Grandpa, eggs and meat again!" "

"Then what do you want to eat?" Grandpa asked.

"Look, people eat steamed buns. How delicious! I want to eat steamed buns, too!"

"Ha ... ha ..." After listening to my words, grandpa burst out laughing.

"What are you laughing at? Did I say anything wrong? " I was a little overwhelmed by laughter.

"Little Maman, you didn't know you were lucky when you were born!" Grandpa's expression suddenly became serious. He sighed lightly and said, "I was hurt by eating corn-bread, and I don't want to eat corn-bread anymore ..."

Then, grandpa told me the story of his childhood:

"Grandpa was born in 1949 and is a peer of the motherland. When our country was just liberated, it could be said that it was poor and white. I am seven or eight years old, and I still don't know what meat and eggs are, let alone eat them. At that time, we ate Wowotou every day, or Wowotou ... "

"Grandpa, you are so happy that you can eat steamed buns every day!" I'm a little envious of grandpa's saying that he eats wowotou. "Steamed bread with sugar and sesame seeds, not to mention how delicious!"

"Is it delicious? At that time, we ate steamed bread made of coarse grains and wild vegetables, and we were reluctant to add salt. Tastes like chewing wax! "

"Oh ..." I nodded thoughtfully.

"When I grow up, it's time to go to school, but," Grandpa went on, "because my family is too poor, our five sisters can only provide for my own school, and I have to help my family when I come back from school every day. I remember that one winter, I went to school wearing open-toed shoes, and my feet were numb with cold on the way. "

"Grandpa, does your foot hurt?" I asked with concern.

"It doesn't hurt when you are numb, but it itches and hurts when you are warm. It's not like you. You eat well and dress warmly. You study in a spacious and bright classroom every day. There is heating in winter and air conditioning in summer. " Speaking of this, grandpa's eyes are full of envy. He must be very happy that we can have a happy life today.

"Grandpa, you have been using the air conditioner ..." In order to make grandpa happy, I said it on purpose.

"We? Always use air conditioning? " Grandpa asked puzzled.

"Yes, you have been using it, using' air-air-sound-festival', referred to as air conditioning." After that, I laughed mischievously, and grandpa was also amused by me.

I asked, "Do you have a good life in the future?"

"Of course it will be later." Grandpa proudly said, "Later, our country implemented reform and opening up, and rural areas also contracted land to households, giving our family some land." We go out early and come back late every day, and finally we get a happy life with our own hands. You see, now, our country is strong, the economy has developed, science and technology have advanced,' Shenzhou VII' has gone to heaven, and a trip to the moon will soon become a reality. Even eggs and meat are not as delicious as steamed bread! "

I couldn't help blushing after listening to grandpa's last sentence. I quickly said, "Grandpa, grandpa, please stop laughing at me. I will study harder in the future and make our country richer and stronger in the future ... "

Grandpa listened to my words and stroked my head with calloused hands. His face is full of happiness and relief.

Then grandma came over and said, "It's almost time for dinner. You are still saying the same thing. You've said it a thousand times. I am tired of it! " It's been 2 1 century now, and you're still talking about old sesame seeds and rotten millet. "

"This is called" recalling the bitter experience "..."

"Yes, yes, grandma," I said before Grandpa finished. "Grandpa is educating me. I will study hard and live up to your expectations. "

After that, we all had a good time. While eating me, we made up our minds: I will definitely say it.