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What if my relatives always speak ill of me?
According to my years of experience in tearing up relatives, I tell you:
1. Focus! ! ! Do your parents' job first, and they will turn to educate you in case something goes wrong! ! ! Save it up and tell them more about your grievances. Parents usually feel sorry for their babies, but it's easy to punish you in front of outsiders without knowing the facts! ! ! Therefore, paving the way, creating a good reaction for them, and not accidentally injuring friendly forces are the first priority. Otherwise, they will teach you a lesson. Will you give your father face?
2. Develop offline. First reveal this situation to the people around you who have a good relationship with you and pretend to be wronged (for example, why does my aunt hate me so much, what did I do wrong? I can change it. Why can't she tell me? ), and it is also important to consolidate the mass base. At the same time, collect some information about him and the people he scolded (for example, he said that A is a mistress and B is a gay son)
3. Find the right time and make a scene in public. Social occasions are good places for relatives to speak ill of them. It's best to catch him red-handed and ask him directly what he means by saying this, then turn over old scores, mix up the truth and falsehood of his materials, and at the same time turn out all the people (A, B, A) he scolded before to expand the front. If he fights with you, he must have been beaten, so avoid pretending to be hurt and sad (such as why you really treat me), and then find an adult who has the right to speak to get justice. He didn't have a chance to embellish it in public. At this time he will provoke your parents and scold them for not educating their children well. If your previous work is in place and you do well today, your parents will succeed even if they stand in a neutral position. Might as well stand up for you. If your parents still show up, they will teach you a lesson, and then ... nothing can be done.
4. Be angry with him, let him say something ugly, and it's best to scold your parents. At this time, if your relatives are your peers, then you have a legitimate reason. Whether men or women directly fuck him, they should add "Why did you scold my parents"? Ugliness doesn't matter, cruelty is the point. If you hit him in public, you dare not be a bitch.
If he is your elder, go to his children and quote that disgraced bitch. His children will probably take him away directly. It is also possible to fuck you, and then the mass base will come. Anyone who doesn't have good brothers and sisters will fight to the death. The best possibility is that your parents will come out directly to stop the war. Then you bite him and make him apologize to your parents. Say it's not two words, but he will be ugly and shameful.
5. After cleaning up, we must make it clear to the people here that this man spoke ill of me, and I was so angry that I questioned him that he actually scolded my parents. Although he was so out of line, I shouldn't have done it. I apologize to you, but I hope you won't be full of unknown addresses in the future or I will hit you once when I see you. It is really important for such people to control public opinion! ! !
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First of all, we should strive to enrich and improve ourselves so that they have nothing to say. Then, when everyone is around, ask an understated question or stab someone in the back when it hurts. Ha ha ha ha, suicide revenge should be good.
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