High score humor joke

1. The little fish asked the big fish: Mom, why does the fish only have seven seconds of memory? Big Fish: What did you say? Fish: What?

2. An aunt got off the bus after it stopped and found that she had left her keys on the bus. She ran to the door and kept shouting "wait a minute!" ! My keys are in your car! My keys are in your car! "As a result, the driver's master hurriedly drove away, muttering," What's wrong with death? "? Die in my car! "

3. "Feeling tired is temporary, and it will pass after a while." "Really?" "Really." "Ow ~ ~ ~"

You can't eat too many eggs a day. Eating too much is not good for hens. It has no time to lay eggs.

Do you remember the saddest sentence you learned in Chinese class before? -recite the full text.

6. What do you think is your greatest weakness? Honesty. I don't think this is a disadvantage. "Really, fatty?"

7. I saw a book called The Temptation of Uniforms in the bookstore. When I saw it, I became interested. I quickly bought a book and went home. I closed the curtains and took out the tissue. As a result, I opened it and found it was a Buddhist book!

8. Eating crayfish in a restaurant, the atmosphere was very warm, and the shopkeeper cut the song and put it on it.