Who has a cold joke, recommend it?

One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?"

"Yes, of course you are a penguin."

The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, am I a penguin?"

"Yes, what's the matter?"

"But ... but ... why do I feel so cold?"

In hot summer, two bananas are walking on the road. The banana walking in front suddenly felt so hot. It said, "It's too hot. I want to take off my clothes. "

Then, it peeled off the skin.

As a result, the banana in the back fell down.

One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by wolves. Wolves easily destroyed straw houses, wooden houses and brick houses. The three little pigs tried to escape, but they were caught by the wolf.

Three little pigs said to the wolf in despair, "It's up to you. We'll give up. It's up to you."

At this moment, the wolf grinned and drooled and said, "Then tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is!" " "

A gecko got lost in front of a securities company, and a crocodile crawled over and tried to eat it. In desperation, the little gecko hugged the crocodile's leg and shouted, "Mom!" " Crocodile is stupefied, immediately burst into tears: "Son, you've just been trading stocks for half a month and you're so thin?" ! "

The stewardess advised passengers to fasten their seat belts.

"The plane made a forced landing for the last time, and everyone who didn't wear a seat belt fell bloody."

Q: "The one with the seat belt."

A: "Nothing, everyone is seated, just like the living."

Boyfriend and girlfriend go shopping together,

Girlfriend: Ouch, my feet are so sore.

Boyfriend is nervous: What's the matter? Did you step on a lemon?