Humorous little joke

Humorous little joke? We all need to talk to people, but we will inevitably fall into a state of nothing to say during the conversation, so we need to tell some humorous jokes to ease the atmosphere. I collected and sorted out the relevant materials of humorous jokes for everyone. Let's have a look.

Humorous joke 1 1, school booking office: tickets are extremely tight now. If you don't have the train ticket you want, will you obey the adjustment?

Me: Obey.

After getting the ticket the next day, I was very angry: I booked a ticket to Shandong, why did I get a ticket to Shanxi! ! !

School booking office: Didn't you say that you obey the adjustment?

2. This is the smell.

Once upon a time, an old man liked to drink soup cooked by his wife. As long as he doesn't drink for a day, he will feel uncomfortable all over. Later, his wife died and he couldn't drink the soup, so he was very sad and began to let his wife cook it.

But no matter how well his daughter-in-law does, he always throws it aside and says, "It's not the smell. You can cook such a terrible soup! " At first, the daughter-in-law always swallowed her words, but as the days passed, she still couldn't do it. Finally, she had a murder plan to kill her father-in-law. But she doesn't know how to do it. She thought and thought, and suddenly found a rusty pesticide in the corner.

She sprayed insecticide into the soup, and then got up the courage to give it to her father-in-law, who shouted, "That's the smell! This is the taste! "

A man ventured alone in the forest and suddenly found himself surrounded by cannibals. So he shouted to the sky, "I'm dead, God help me!" " "

I saw a voice falling from the sky at the first light: "Not necessarily, you can pick up a big stone on the ground and kill the leader." So he picked up the biggest stone on the ground and threw it at the chief, just killing him. All the people stayed for a while, then glared at each other. At this moment, another voice came from the sky: "Now you are really dead."

Once the bell rings, everyone must go home. When going down the stairs, a boy stepped on his right foot with his left foot and fell into a big font in the middle of the road. He thought at that time: no, it's too embarrassing, you have to pretend to faint.

As a result, the students next to him saw the boy motionless, quickly helped him up, and then slapped him in the past.

5. Once upon a time, Americans visited Russia. One day, I saw two Russian workers on my way to Russia. One is to dig a hole by the roadside with a shovel. He digs a hole every three meters. Another worker immediately backfilled the hole just dug by the previous worker, and so on.

Out of curiosity, the American asked the first Russian worker, "Why did the guy behind you fill in the hole as soon as you dug it?" ? 』

Russian workers replied: "We are greening the road. I dig a hole, the second person plants trees, and the third person fills the soil. But the second man didn't come today. 』

Humorous joke 2 1, I want to play games outside at night, but my father can't keep me. Then I asked my mother for help. My mother drew a knife from the kitchen and snorted. I'll give you a performance today, ok? Mom, you said I was your own son. No, no, put the knife down.

2. I was waiting in line to buy breakfast in the morning, and a big man cut in front of me. I said angrily, how can I jump the queue? He looked back at me and grinned. You ask this, it's simple. First, just find a seat in the front and squeeze in. I'll go.

3, a brother in the dormitory, his feet are particularly smelly. A roommate actually said that soaking in vinegar was effective. Without saying anything, this buddy bought five Jin from the Internet and soaked it for a month. Honey, the effect is remarkable, and now it's sour and smelly.

The drugstore is too dark now. A box of ordinary medicine costs 40 yuan, which makes me feel bad. Fortunately, the cashier's sister made up for my inner trauma. I gave him 50 and he gave me 60.

I went to a company to apply for a salesman, and the interviewer took out his mobile phone and handed it to me. Now I want you to find a way to sell me this mobile phone. This is easy to handle. This phone is the most popular IPHONE6PLUS at present. How about selling it to you at 8888 yuan now? The interviewer shook his head and I went on to say forget it. I went home with my mobile phone.

6. Dormitory group packs surf the Internet at night, and a roommate refuses to go anyway. So we locked two mobile phones in the cupboard and set the ringtone to a ghost sound. Call that cell phone in the middle of the night As a result, at three o'clock in the morning, that classmate actually came out.

7. The TV set broke down two days ago. I called the after-sales service today and said, come and help me repair the TV. I haven't been able to contact the central authorities for several days.

8. I have been crying because I lost my mobile phone while waiting at the train station. Oh, it's endless. Finally, there is a thief by my side. I'm bored. I can't stand it. Don't cry. I'll steal you a new mobile phone.

9. Master, I see through the world of mortals and want to become a monk as soon as possible. Get out. You do this every month just to get a haircut for a few dollars.

10, playing computer in the dormitory today, my playful roommate next door smelled my socks hanging by the bed. Then he turned around and yelled at me with indignation and stole my laundry detergent.

1 1. I ordered some eye drops and closed my eyes. When I opened my eyes again, I couldn't see anything. It's over. It must be fake medicine. My eyes must be blind. Scared me and shouted like crazy. As a result, the candle lit by dad scolded, stop it. The longer the child grows, the more timid he will be, which will scare you like this.

12, doctor, when should I take this medicine? It doesn't matter. You can eat it whenever it's convenient. I only heard that no one is convenient to eat before and after meals.

13. My wife put two fried eggs in her son's bowl at breakfast. I gave all my sons to me and solemnly said, Dad, eat more. It is not easy for a man to support his family. I was moved for a moment and wanted to praise him. As a result, my son went on to say that it is up to you in the future.