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Dreams come from the classic struggle route.
1, Yu Fang: There's a KTV in Beijing with a lucky name, called the Cashier. You have been throwing money into it since the opening day. You like making money too much. I'll change it for you. It's lucky. Qian Xiaoyang: Call the till. Yu Fang: It's not that good-it's called a piggy bank.
2. Yu Fang: You really have a real surname, and you have a money-oriented head.
3. Sample: So many flowers are really beautiful, and you can tell they are fake at a glance.
4. Sample: First of all, I didn't offer to sell the fake note, but the students begged me to open it. After being rejected, they confused me with money. Buyers and sellers reached a deal with the same market demand. Unexpectedly, the market demand expanded rapidly, and many students arrived at the news. I was put up and didn't come down.
I have been sitting here all afternoon. The more I think about it, the more I feel that the market is the same as life. Everyone is a stock. See that green one? I'm inside. I'm falling down. This man struggles upwards, while water flows downwards. You can't just look down on it, so you will never make progress. If you don't look at those red ones, you will create a lot! Just like Zhou Jin is a blue chip, Qing Chu is a blue chip, Thunder is a potential stock, and I am a junk stock.
6, you only have 30 yuan left, you are still poor, so handsome!
7. Zhou Jin: I know that the sugar coating was eaten and the shells were shot back.
8. Thunderbolt: What features do you like about our restaurant? Customer: There are few people, and I like the feeling of a bunch of people around me.
9. Money comes in: Madam, I have exciting news for you. Your girlfriend left home.
10, Chu Qing: Death is entering another stage of life, just like you push one door open and walk into another, but there is nothing to be afraid of. I just told you to go to that room. Then maybe that house has everything and is happier than here. Qing Chu: I don't know. Anyway, the people who went to that house haven't come back yet. Sample: That's right. It's scary to just wander back.
Struggle classic lines
1, Millay: As far as Yang Xiaoyun's taste is concerned, I tell you, you give her 30,000 yuan and she pretends to be 100,000 yuan. But you give her 300 thousand, and the effect is still 100 thousand
2. Millay: A girl becomes a sister-in-law, puppy love becomes a single person, and a secretary becomes a boss. Give me back my youth!
3. Millay: You call, call in front of me, and then call each of the 20 calls. Don't you remember anything If you don't remember, it doesn't matter, I'll tell you. I'll give you Guan Peng's telephone number.
4. Millay: Fairy, you used to be just a crow's mouth. You didn't expect to make progress after living here for a few days. Do you know that?/You know what? Now you have participated in all kinds of activities that destroy other people's families and marriages, which is not simple!
5. Millay: I wait for you, I wait for you, you are not married, you are married, I wait for you, I wait for you now, I wait for you later, I wait for you forever, I wait for you, I wait for you, I wait for you, I wait for you, I wait for you, I wait for you. ...
6. Yang Xiaoyun: Tell me about you. Why not let them come to our house? This house is like paper. I can light a match and it will burn. You are not afraid of jokes!
7. Yang Xiaoyun: Let me show you our toilet. I tell you, when I first went in, I almost fainted!
Yang Xiaoyun: Nonsense! Which toilet has pure water?
9. Yang Xiaoyun: Even so, it is still blowing! I've never seen it before, Charlene Marilynn Dangelo. I really admire them. It's really high flyers who graduated from a famous university! Broken pots and pans are worse than that! Compared with what? I am so angry! To the south, I've really been with you for eight generations, so hurry up and struggle! The salted fish turns over before blowing.
10, Yang Xiaoyun: Alas, our three flowers are stuck in your three pieces of cow dung!
1 1, Yang Xiaoyun: Lu Tao was liked by girls when he was a child! I've been chasing him, but he just won't promise me. No, I'll make do with his buddy. I'll lie next to him. When he changed his mind, I had a chance. Lu Tao, when did you change your mind?
12, Yang Xiaoyun: I think a man is lustful only because he has less uterus than us, and he doesn't have to bear any consequences at all.
13, Yang Xiaoyun: I sometimes think that men can do whatever they want because they have no one to rely on. If we can be as selfish and as hard as they are, then we can also succeed.
14, Xu Zhisen: A businessman, a successful businessman, will listen to other people's opinions, but will never listen to those absurd opinions.
15, Xu Zhisen: I want you to look down on the whole thing from a height and from a different angle. There are design, construction and sales. I let you stand here and tell you that all this is business!
16, Xu Zhisen: Businessmen have been running docks and staying in hotels since ancient times.
17, Xu Zhisen: Young people just need a little pride. If you dare not go your own way, it is worthless.
18, Xu Zhisen: In this world, only businessmen can use money most efficiently, so people are willing to give money to businessmen.
19, Xu Zhisen: Everyone can only be young once, which is the most evil place in life. One day, when you are old, you can stop trusting yourself or others, and you can avoid a lot of injuries, but you also lose your vitality and the real burning pain of hitting a sharp knife! Yes, in the end, you get peace and sophistication, which is the only way to escape from eternal pain.
20. Xu Zhisen: A successful businessman will listen to other people's opinions, but he will never listen to those absurd opinions.
2 1, Xu Zhisen: No matter how much money, it is just countless zeros in life. Have a happy family, this 1, these zeros are valuable.
Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: (softly) Do you eat oranges? You ate oranges, I'll peel them for you! (Evil) If you don't eat, I'll skin you!
Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: I want my career, love, affection and friendship.
Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: It's a wonderful day to be with you.
25. Miley's dad: Sometimes people fall. Take this opportunity to look back at the road they have traveled. There is no need to rush forward. Maybe you will find that the things ahead are not important at all. We all have what we need.
26. Millay: You like him, but he doesn't take it seriously. This is bullying you.
27. Yang Xiaoyun: Together, the two of us are a book called How Steel Corroded.
Charlene Marilynn Dangelo: I can only create my own opportunities. My chance is not in you, but in my own hands. You made me understand that others are their own no matter how big they are, and no matter how small they are. Please don't be sad, Lu Tao. I can only grow up if I treat you like someone else. I am not satisfied with myself now. I have to work as hard as you to be satisfied with myself.
29. Xiangnan: I am your husband Xiangnan, your wallet, your comfortable tool, and I am ready to serve your happiness at any time, Yang Xiaoyun!
30. Hanako: I don't understand, pig head. Why are you eating grass by the nest? Are you not a pig? Only rabbits are eating grass by the nest!
3 1, Hanako: They dare to say that you can also believe that they brought me a cuckold in the middle of the night and cried bitterly. Why? It's not good enough.
32. Southern Hunan: I have no disease or disaster. My parents both have parents. I have a car and a house. My daughter-in-law loves me. I earn money to support my family. I have a good life. I am still alive. I will be better in the future. I will do it, I will do it, I will do it!
33. South: Dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix, I am not a dragon, and you are not a phoenix. We can't have mice, just make holes!
Classic lines in struggle
1, the two of us together are a complete book, which is called How Steel Corroded.
If you work hard all your life, I will love you even if you are poor.
In this world, only businessmen can use money most efficiently, so people are willing to give money to businessmen.
Sorry, sir, our refrigerator is temporarily broken, and there is no ice water.
5, the dragon begets the dragon, and the phoenix begets the phoenix. I am not a dragon, and you are not a phoenix. We can't have mice, just make holes!
It took me a long time to understand that Lu Tao's rebellion did not go from poverty to wealth, from failure to success.
7. Fairy, you used to be just a crow's mouth, and you didn't want to make progress for a few days after you moved in. Do you know that?/You know what? Now you have participated in all kinds of activities that destroy other people's families and marriages, which is not simple!
8. He was thinking, Yang Xiaoyun and Yang Xiaoyun, why can't I buy your expired old tickets?
9. The dream of being laughed at is more valuable to realize.
10, career, love, affection, friendship.
1 1. What matters in life is not whether you do well or not. It went well. The important thing is that you know when to put on the brakes and when to adjust yourself.
12, don't call me old rice, I tell you, I will wait for you forever.
13. Whenever you hear something that is too good for you, don't believe it.
14, I think a man is lustful only because he has less uterus than us, and he doesn't have to bear any consequences at all.
15, pig head, I don't understand, why are you eating grass by the nest? Are you not a pig? Only rabbits are eating grass by the nest!
16, you like him, but he doesn't take you seriously, which is bullying you.
17, my life experience? Don't you need it?
18, yesterday has left us. Today, there will be a head-on collision tomorrow.
19, I have forgotten, I even forgot what ice cream tastes like. I have never eaten ice cream again.
20. Everyone can only be young once, which is the most evil place in life.
2 1, you are responsible for eating, picking up two favorite dishes, you are responsible for talking and listening to a few words I like to hear.
22. I sometimes feel that men can do whatever they want because they have no dependence. If we can be as selfish and as hard as they are, then we can also succeed.
I saw you flying in the air like fireworks, and you were as beautiful as a dream. I love watching you struggle, I love watching you work hard, and I love watching you explode.
24. Don't look at my sexy legs. I'll keep talking to you when the wound drools and festers.
25. My mother-in-law has dozens of boxes of private wine left over from our marriage. Do you have it at home?
I really convinced them. I am really a college student in a famous university. What's more, what's more? I am so angry. I've been with you in the South for eight generations. Hit hard and blow the salted fish over.
No matter how much money you earn, there are only countless zeros in your life. With a happy family, these zeros are valuable.
If you win, marry me; If you lose, I will marry you.
29, I let you change a perspective, from a height overlooking the whole thing, there are design, construction, sales, I let you stand here and tell you that all this is business!
30. As far as Yang Xiaoyun's taste is concerned, I tell you, if you give her 30,000 yuan, she will pretend to be 100,000 yuan. But you give her 300 thousand, and the effect is still 100 thousand
3 1, let me show you the toilets here. I tell you, when I first went in, I almost fainted!
32. Yes, girls become sisters-in-law, puppy love becomes singles, and secretaries become bosses. One slip of the foot makes a lifelong regret.
33. I can do anything as long as I can be with her!
Suppose she is really like that, what do you want to do for her?
35, Yang Xiaoyun, can you do it? You look like the salted fish. Tell me about the salted fish. The salted fish had to be salted for half a year, and it was already dead. Can you turn over? You can show me, you can turn over, you can turn over.
36. They dare to say that you also dare to believe that they brought me a cuckold husband in the middle of the night and cried bitterly. Why? It's not good enough.
A businessman, a successful businessman, will listen to other people's opinions, but never listen to those absurd opinions.
38. I tell you, if you want to make a big breakthrough, when you die, you will have to toss and turn for a lifetime.
Myers' classic lines, struggle, Myers' classic lines
1, as far as Yang Xiaoyun's taste is concerned, I tell you, you give her 30,000, and she gives you 100,000 fake effects. But you give her 300 thousand, and the effect is still 100 thousand
2. A girl becomes a sister-in-law, a puppy love becomes a single person, and a secretary becomes a boss. Give me back my youth!
Sometimes I think, if I were Charlene Marilynn Dangelo, it would be great. Do you know what I would do? I will never let you do anything in a developing company. I want you to find a leisure job with less money, hang out with me every day, watch movies, go to discos, watch exhibitions, and then live a school life. Extend this life as long as possible. We can also save money to buy Chery QQ, or pay in installments. On weekends, we will go to AA-style small restaurants with Hanako for a big meal, play billiards at night, or go home to watch DVDs. I will lean on your shoulder and spend the money I earn every month to the last piece, and then go home and eat separately. Without a company, there is no need to solve anything, no entertainment, no other people, just live for yourself, I am for you, and you are for me. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? I sometimes hear Yang Xiaoyun complain to me that he is going to the south. I envy him. No matter what grievances, we can be together every day, every day.
4. You call, call in front of me, and you make 20 calls one by one. Don't you remember anything If you don't remember, it doesn't matter, I'll tell you. I'll give you Guan Peng's telephone number.
5. Are you happy? I tell you, I'm not happy at all. Do you ask me if I have confidence in the future? I tell you, I don't even know what faith is. You ask me why I drink so much wine? I'm telling you, I'm ambivalent and I'm unhappy. There is one thing that I have never understood and I am surprised. That's why I was born with it, but I can't get what I want most. I tried to go to America and try to do my career. I try to devote myself to an active life. I don't want to give up hope, but I fought for those important things, but in the end, everything failed.
6. Fairy, you used to have a crow's mouth, but you don't want to make progress after moving in for a few days. Do you know that?/You know what? Now you have participated in all kinds of activities that destroy other people's families and marriages, which is not simple!
7. I will wait for you, I will wait for you, you are not married, you are married, I am still waiting, I am waiting for you now, I will wait for you later, I will wait for you forever, I will wait for you, I will wait for you, I will wait for you, I will wait for you, I will wait for you, I will wait for you …
8. Shut up. You just need to remember the last point, that is, I will be happy as long as I am allowed to be nice to you. If you dare not allow it, I will be unhappy. This is my strange temper as an old girl. Hum!
9. I always feel that my head will turn on its own. When I think of you, my heart will be pounding and I can't help it. If you hadn't left me, I really didn't know I could miss you so much. You are the first person to leave me. Why did you leave me?
I remember the first time I found you with Charlene Marilynn Dangelo, and I was going crazy. There are only two results in my heart: either marry you or never see you again. Now that so many years have passed, you see that we are still together, and I have never seen you or married you, so my thoughts at that time were extreme.
1 1. Let's revisit my old place together.
12, you and Charlene Marilynn Dangelo are together, one moment you are in high spirits, and the other moment you are completely like an idiot. Now that Charlene Marilynn Dangelo is gone, you belong to me. When she comes back, I will turn you back into the great Lu Tao. I'm going to push you in front of her and show her who is good to you.
13, I dare not even think about it. It's disappointing to think about it. I am really disappointed. I am so disappointed. I always thought that through my own efforts, I might finally get Lu Tao. Even if I can't get him, I will be happy to see him every day. I have never loved anyone except him, and I never thought about loving anyone in the past. I can't live without him.
14, that was my happiest place before. Up to now, I have never been to KFC, even in America. I hate KFC all over the world. In fact, I am afraid of KFC all over the world, because that is my sorrow.
15, I want to post you all over the world. This is the first post. If I knew, I would ask them to add a line under the big photo: two people who broke up.
I'm not afraid of being caught by Charlene Marilynn Dangelo! I'm joking with you. I really want to revisit the old place and see what your nest has become.
17, as your expired girlfriend, I deserve to drink this expired coke. Poison me.
18, don't look at my sexy legs. I'll keep talking to you when the wound drools and festers.
19 by the way, one afternoon after school, I was walking alone on the road with a campus, looking sad and feeling bored. Suddenly, a female professor stopped in front of me on an old bicycle, pointed at me and said loudly, "What fine weather, little girl, there is nothing without love." Stand up and cheer up. " Say that finish, she made a chest gesture to me, smiled, got on the bus and left. Oh, hey, suddenly, I feel that life is full of novelty. Later, I often think of this scene, and every time I think of it, I feel very brave, as if someone had pushed me behind my back.
20. I have forgotten, I even forgot what ice cream tastes like. I have never eaten ice cream again.
2 1, I want to sing. At school, I had a wish to sing for you alone. To the left. I'll sing on the left.
22. In the past, you always cheated rich girls. Together with Xiangnan and Hanako, you tricked me into paying for you with all kinds of jokes. As a result, I formed a bad habit, that is, I was willing to swipe my card for you. The more you eat, the happier I am. Take back the clothes I bought at the stall and let Charlene Marilynn Dangelo change them at will. Then let Xiaoyun sew something on it. Just tell my dad it's two thousand dollars. My dad always believed me. He thinks I look good in anything. Actually, my clothes are the cheapest among us three girls, you know?
You should have told me this long ago. I just want to hear it from you. We did everything we could, without regret. I will remember the days when I was with you, remember the feeling, everything is true, and I have had many wonderful times. Goodbye.
24, I don't understand, very don't understand.
The real reason is: I like to do all kinds of things for you. It seems that I have been waiting to do all kinds of things for you. It wasn't my turn before, but now I'm at the bottom.
You need to have a good rest, there is plenty of time after death. If you are alive, you have to toss!
27. He must think I have everything, so he will hold your hand and show you what is ahead. It never occurred to him that I needed him to hold my hand and move forward. I can't live without his feelings for me. Without that feeling, I don't want to see anything in front of me I don't want to see anything. (Talking to Charlene Marilynn Dangelo about Lu Tao)
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