I mean, this joke has been alive all my life (I hope you smile)

A: I eat rat poison as candy every day;

B: it itches if you don't step on a mouse for a day;

C: Don't go to the streets several times a day.

D: it's getting late. Let's go home and hug the cat.

A group of ants climbed up the elephant's back, but were knocked down by the earthquake. Only one ant sticks to the elephant's neck. The ant below shouted: strangle him, strangle him, demo, it's fucking backwards!

The ant lay lazily in the soil and stretched out a leg. The friend asked, what are you doing?

After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom, only to find a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was frightened and asked where the bride was. Meatball said shyly, I hate it, you don't even know people when they take off their clothes!

The tortoise was hurt and asked the snail to buy medicine. Two hours later, the snail didn't come back. The tortoise scolded, "I won't fucking come back, I'm going to die!" " "At this moment, a voice came from outside the door:" Shit, I won't go again! "

One day, snakes, ants, spiders and centipedes were playing mahjong at home.

After a few laps, the cigarette was finished. Let's discuss who to buy cigarettes for.

The snake said, I have no feet. I'm not going. Let the ants go.

The ant said: A spider has eight feet, more than mine. Let the spider go.

The spider said: I can't beat the centipede with more feet. Release the centipede.

The centipede was helpless, thinking: No way, who let me have more feet? So centipede went out to buy cigarettes. ...

For more than an hour, the centipede didn't come back. Two hours later, the centipede didn't come back to buy cigarettes.

So everyone let the spider go out and have a look. As soon as the spider went out, he saw the centipede sitting at the door.

The spider was very angry and asked, why don't you go? Everyone is waiting.

The centipede was also anxious and said, nonsense! You have to wait for me to put on my shoes! ! !

A beautiful day begins with a smile. Wish you a smile!