Humorous teacher's composition

One day, when the teacher came into the classroom, the students all stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" "

The teacher said angrily, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Is it not good? "

Then the students shouted together: "Good afternoon, teacher!"

The teacher said angrily, "What about my evening?"

The students shouted together again: "Good evening, teacher!"

The teacher nodded and said, "That's it. Now shout it again!"

The students shouted, "Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening, teacher!"

The teacher said, "Sit down! Today we are going to review antonyms. Let's practice like this. When I say something, you say antonyms out loud. Start now. "

teacher: "the weather is fine today."

student: "the weather is very bad today."

teacher: "the sun is shining everywhere."

Student: "Clouds are gathering everywhere."

teacher: "the road is crowded with people."

student: "there is no one on the road."

teacher: "young."

student: "old."

teacher: "stand."

Student: "Lie down"

Teacher: "There is a young man standing on the road."

Student: "There was an old man lying on the road."

teacher: "I found a dollar."

student: "I lost one yuan."

teacher: "I found a dollar and gave it to the teacher."

student: "I lost one yuan to steal the teacher."

Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!"

student: "correct, you should say so!" "

teacher: "error."

student: "Correct."

teacher: "that's no good, it's illegal!"

student: "it's ok, it's legal!" "

teacher: "I made a mistake."

student: "We are right."

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" "

student: "listen to us, what the teacher said is all wrong!" "

teacher: "you are stupid."

student: "We are smart."

teacher: "stop!"

student: "Go on!"

teacher: "you stop now! Stop it! "

student: "let's continue now! Say it! "

teacher: "you stupid pigs, I said stop!" "

student: "We are all geniuses, we say go on!" "

teacher: "You listen to the teacher!"

student: "The teacher listens to us!"

teacher: "all students have to listen to the teacher!" "

Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!"

teacher: "now you stop practicing!" "

Student: "Now let's keep practicing!"

teacher: "are you endless?"

student: "We finish what we started!"

teacher: "then stop! Stupid pig! "

student: "Then we should continue! Genius! "

... Then the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with the book in her arms.